cambridgeshire canary 7,797 Posted December 26, 2022 I'm guesing it's going be something like "I think we passed it around well, we deserved to win but sadly the fans were negative and nasty and I think that impacted the players and led to us losing' 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted December 26, 2022 Controlled the game Stats show we dominated Some people enjoying the narrative Knows the problems and how to fix them Becoming a different beast It's just bull shti bingo at this point really isn't it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,220 Posted December 26, 2022 Couldn't care less what he says, stopped listening to his waffle weeks ago........ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 4,272 Posted December 26, 2022 It was Dave who mends the hot dog machine in the South Stand who made me do it.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
By Hook or Ian crook 943 Posted December 26, 2022 Won on xg. All the fans fault. I leave everywhere better than I found it. I won’t quit I’m basically Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,572 Posted December 26, 2022 I have Jasper Carrot's 'Funky Moped' on vinyl.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilson 62 Posted December 26, 2022 You’ll see a different animal on Friday just as crap, but different 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WD40 726 Posted December 26, 2022 I hope the pinkun stick the boot in. Talk about his comments about being a different animal after World Cup and is it still better playing away from home Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
City 2nd 193 Posted December 26, 2022 He will again wheel out the stats facts, possession and shots were better than the home side. He will neglect to state how s***e NCFC were. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,328 Posted December 26, 2022 Its the home fans fault again. Some of them bought tickets to an away game to infiltrate the supporters and turn them against him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dean Coneys boots 1,531 Posted December 26, 2022 It won’t be we but they - as regards fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrdi 411 Posted December 26, 2022 ‘Job title’, he says - not ‘job’… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robert N. LiM 6,274 Posted December 26, 2022 I really hope he says, straight down the camera, "Fortunately the next game is at home." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted December 26, 2022 *ring ring , ring ring* "Hello Rus, it's Delia........" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
By Hook or Ian crook 943 Posted December 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Wilson said: You’ll see a different animal on Friday just as crap, but different Old McDonald had a farm.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeiranShikari 1,524 Posted December 26, 2022 'I don't know' On why fans don't like him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 5,007 Posted December 26, 2022 I resign? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CardiffCanary 163 Posted December 26, 2022 I’m pleased next game is at home so we have a better chance 🤣 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tommo 51 Posted December 26, 2022 Is it me or did Dean look a bit teary when answering the questions on sky ? Excessive blinking and looked a broken man during the interview Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clever Farke 75 Posted December 26, 2022 He will gurn his way through the usual difficult questions looking like a man under a lot of pressure but without a clue what to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Virtual reality 860 Posted December 26, 2022 (edited) “Ok fellas, Hands up you’ve got me. To be honest I can’t believe that it’s taken this long but it was too good to last. The real Dean Smith you thought you were hiring is being kept in a locked room at my home, don’t worry he’s absolutely fine. My real name is Deanio Smithio and up until a year or so ago I ran the local chippy in Dudley, then this guy Webber comes in and orders two battered sausages and chips and says you’re that Dean Smith aren’t you? Fancy a job? Well I can’t turn down that sort of money so of cause I took it and just thought **** it, I’ll blag it, and make it up as I go along, how hard can it be? Turns out it’s pretty hard so I’m now coming clean. Yes I’m an imposter and i’d have got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky fans. Sorry everyone” Edited December 26, 2022 by Virtual reality 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grando 336 Posted December 26, 2022 11 minutes ago, By Hook or Ian crook said: Won on xg. All the fans fault. I leave everywhere better than I found it. I won’t quit I’m basically Jesus. He can’t even use the xg excuse tonight as we lost on that too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Petriix 3,214 Posted December 26, 2022 Scooby Doo style he rips off his mask to reveal that he is, in fact, Paul Lambert. Then goes on an unintelligible ramble where the only word you can recognise is 'brilliant'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clever Farke 75 Posted December 26, 2022 Just now, Tommo said: Is it me or did Dean look a bit teary when answering the questions on sky ? Excessive blinking and looked a broken man during the interview I thought that after the last match. He was doing this weird thing with his tongue inside his mouth like he was trying to prevent the hurt coming out. Please he needs to be put out of his misery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Virtual reality 860 Posted December 26, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Virtual reality said: Edited December 26, 2022 by Virtual reality Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,572 Posted December 26, 2022 I'm not gonna answer that.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 2,062 Posted December 26, 2022 Just now, Mello Yello said: I'm not gonna answer that.... Sounds like a dead man walking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrdi 411 Posted December 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Clever Farke said: I thought that after the last match. He was doing this weird thing with his tongue inside his mouth like he was trying to prevent the hurt coming out. Please he needs to be put out of his misery. Agree with the last sentence. For me the significant moment was saying ‘my job title’ and not ‘my job’. Was this his way of saying someone else (we know who) is (still) calling the shots re. team management? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarybubbles 2,199 Posted December 26, 2022 The stats prove that we clearly won more throw-ins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites