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What do we think Smith will say in his post match interview?

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Controlled the game

Stats show we dominated 

Some people enjoying the narrative

Knows the problems and how to fix them

Becoming a different beast

 

It's just bull shti bingo at this point really isn't it 

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I hope the pinkun stick the boot in. Talk about his comments about being a different animal after World Cup and is it still better playing away from home

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He will again wheel out the stats facts, possession and shots were better than the home side. He will neglect to state how s***e NCFC were.

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Is it me or did Dean look a bit teary when answering the questions on sky ? Excessive blinking and looked a broken man during the interview 

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“Ok fellas, Hands up you’ve got me. To be honest I can’t believe that it’s taken this long but it was too good to last. The real Dean Smith you thought you were hiring is being kept in a locked room at my home, don’t worry he’s absolutely fine. My real name is Deanio Smithio and up until a year or so ago I ran the local chippy in Dudley, then this guy Webber comes in and orders two battered sausages and chips and says you’re that Dean Smith aren’t you? Fancy a job? Well I can’t turn down that sort of money so of cause I took it and just thought **** it, I’ll blag it, and make it up as I go along, how hard can it be? Turns out it’s pretty hard so I’m now coming clean. Yes I’m an imposter and i’d have got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky fans. Sorry everyone” 

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11 minutes ago, By Hook or Ian crook said:

Won on xg. All the fans fault. I leave everywhere better than I found it. I won’t quit I’m basically Jesus. 

He can’t even use the xg excuse tonight as we lost on that too.

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Scooby Doo style he rips off his mask to reveal that he is, in fact, Paul Lambert. Then goes on an unintelligible ramble where the only word you can recognise is 'brilliant'.

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Just now, Tommo said:

Is it me or did Dean look a bit teary when answering the questions on sky ? Excessive blinking and looked a broken man during the interview 

I thought that after the last match. He was doing this weird thing with his tongue inside his mouth like he was trying to prevent the hurt coming out. Please he needs to be put out of his misery. 

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5 minutes ago, Clever Farke said:

I thought that after the last match. He was doing this weird thing with his tongue inside his mouth like he was trying to prevent the hurt coming out. Please he needs to be put out of his misery. 

Agree with the last sentence. 

For me the significant moment was saying ‘my job title’ and not ‘my job’. Was this his way of saying someone else (we know who) is (still) calling the shots re. team management? 

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