Mello Yello

Career politicians.....money and power......and perks......

There are those with their alleged snouts in the trough.....and there are allegedly, those up to their midriff and much more in the trough......Either way, and to me personally, whatever position is held, fraud is fraud, stealing is stealing however small it is....

We may see what makes Atalanta..Tic.....

Tenner for an extra ten yards?.....Yeah, I think the desperado away ticket seekers will buy it.......

Alas local telephone kiosks/boxes to accommodate such a substantial protest, are now few and far between......

We need names......we need answers......We want to know who's idea it was and who is responsible for this away ticketing scheming scheme......NOW!...... If we don't or aren't told who the guilty person or persons who are ultimately responsible for generating this most unpopular scheming scheme.....Then mark my infuriating words, we as a collective group of disgruntled support will display our intense anger and proceed to do absolutely booger all about it!.....That is, apart from whingeing and whining about it on this forum.....Oh, and LDC sending the club, a strongly worded letter.....Harrumph!.....

"VAR huh....yeah.....What is it good for?......Absolutely nothing......." .....Edwin Starr.....Oh yeah...... ;-)

I think half-time entertainment should involve our home support who are desperate for away game tickets......At half-time at Carrow Road, 10 heavily greased 12 foot telegraph poles on support bases are equally spaced upright along the halfway line......Pinned atop of each 12 foot greased telegraph pole, are 2 tickets for the next away game.....20 fans pay a fee of £5.00 each (yer don't get owt for nowt) to then compete in the race to grab the much desired 2 away tickets pinned on top of each of the ten 12 foot greasy poles. The hopefuls then assemble on the 2 goal lines, with 10 at the Barclay End and the other hopeful 10 at the River End.....A whistle is blown and the 20 desperado hopefuls charge towards the greasy telegraph poles and try to climb to collect the tickets on top......No rules, no holds barred tuggin' pullin' and proddin' is allowed - and just a free for all for the 20 to attempt to ascend up them greasy telegraph poles and grab those precious tickets...... Unfortunately, I think it would be so entertainingly funny and so popular for the onlooking home and away support, nobody would go to the loo or the refreshment concourses and lounges at half-time, which would alas, affect the Carra club coffers......and elf an' safe tea, certainly wouldn't allow it.... .....

Oops sorry Jim.....

Wonder how the other Premiership clubs prioritise their fans allocation of away game tickets.....and are their 'hopeful' supporters also charged £50.00?......I assume our club did some research on how our other 'top flight competitors' allocate their away ticket allocation?.....

I wonder who is actually responsible at the club for the instigation, of this what it seems and is deemed by the majority on this forum, an unpopular and unfair away ticket 'revamp'?..... ....just wonderin'......

I blame Brexit......

Protest placards and boards against this away ticket revamp thingy are being hurriedly assembled by me personally as we speak, and due to the personal cost of materials I'm only charging £4.50 a placard, £2.50 a protest board and £3.00 for a plastic whistle..... At 11.30 am prompt tomorrow, (and as I also wanna squeeze in a cheapish full English brekky and unlimited coffee before the protest as it's gonna be a long day) we should all congregate/meet outside of the Queen of the Ikea.....err, Queen of the Iberia.....err, Queen of the Iseeyah.....err, Queen of the no Idea.....err, y'know.....that old Lloyd's Spoons pub on Riverside.........Oh, an' plze bring a brolly, as I think it's gonna rain, and plze use the pub toilet before we set off...... Then we'll all stride down to the Ground NCFC ticket office with gusto and peacefully (but not a sit down protest as it'll play havoc with my piles) and really air vociferously our discontent at the unfair away support ticket revamp......I'll bring the refreshments as well, as I have quite an exceptionally large cooler box....It'll be £1.50 a can of pop and a £1.50 for choccy bars, oh, and there'll be some crisps (sorry only cheese and onion) which are £1.50 a packet as well. If the weather is shoite and you ain't got a brolly, I'll be flogging good quality disposable plastic ponchos for £4.50 each .......My takings for my organised protest should then hopefully cover the £50.00 the club want for the away ticket revamp and the rest will pay for my late lunch and a shedload of ale and spirits for my lovely self including a mixed kebab (mit garlic sauce) for supper, and plenty o' money left over for a good session in a 'reputable' Lappy dance club on Price of Ales Road.....Whatever dosh is left will hopefully cover the cost of my taxi home.....See you all there tomorrow......Viva the revolution, you true disgruntled fans......OTBC.......

Life is just not FAIR!.....

That'll be the NCFC board then....... probably......