Mello Yello

Pukki for me......just hope he can stay injury free.....

Young Todd......From footy Wannabee - to footy Wallaby....He's come on leaps and bounds.....

#"One Strop Beyond!"#........

Never mind 22, I've just had a number 2......Gnnfff gnarrr grumf paa-lop......Aahh......That's another Ipswich supporter born......

How Much To Reserve An Away Ticket?

More chance of a clean sheet in a tramp's hostel.....

The treatment table at Colney needs to be the size of an aircraft carriers flight deck......

Could do without Onel being out.....bad news, bad news indeed.....

Gargantuan inbred sprouts.....

An' you can be the new 'Jethro'..... .....Denzil.....

.....and don't call me sensibly......

Really? Well bugga me......

Hopefully the club will be aware of the close proximity of Gatwick Airport to Crawley FC and lay on a fleet of 'subsidised' charter passenger aircraft from Norwich Hinternashnul. But only for those 'first dibs' 750 well deserved elite loyal supporters...... On the flight there and back and for every 10 mins airborne, canned aerosols containing cabbage water and the smell of greasy chips will be sprayed by airline cabin staff the whole length of the aisles of these chartered aircraft, just to let the elite travelling support feel right at home......

British politics is currently an absolute farce......Embarrassing......Bl00dy Embarrassing.......

The vote was cast.......Would there have been this much unrest, uproar, infighting, political point-scoring and spleen venting, if the 'Democratic' vote (which was expected) to be remain had won by a few million?.....Probably not.....Then those 'Hono-rabble' politicians, could then re-immerse uninterrupted, their sanctimonious snouts and pretentious proboscises, back into that teeming trough of plenty...... Oh dear, I seem to have resorted to calling them poor politicians names.....'naughty me'......