Mello Yello

Unusual how Mr Bowkett just resigned and departed the club....after only a month after being re-elected?.....

Dell Boy......

Every one or no one......

Bella Emberg?.......

My ST and pew is in the Cathedral Lounge. So on match-days will amazon deliver me a football programme plus a padded cushion for my chair to watch these live streams....and then at half-time will deliveroo bring to my door a complimentary beverage with biscuits of my choice?....

Absolutely.....26.000+ cardboard cut-outs....

I'm happy, in fact I'm bl00dy ecstatic! The Prem is for losers! When our relegation was confirmed I was literally doing cartwheels around the house and screaming 'Yippee!' "Well done lads and Stu an' Daniel an' Micky Wynn an' Tom an' Deals no Deals!" I was ringing my mates who were also over the moon and swigging beer an' singing....#"The project is on track! The project is on track Ee Aye Addio The project is on track!"#....Although unfortunately I'm an ickle sprog and have only spent a mere third of a century putting my disposable income into the club coffers.....We're back where we belong and we will still fill the stadium regardless of the league we're in - and we'll deffo win more games than we lose - and to me (and hopefully our majority shareholding duo and illustrious board) that is what soccerkickyfussball is all about "WINNING!" Oh, and singin' an' clapping an' cheering loads.....I don't mind paying the best part of £850.00 to witness it....with whatever half an' half scarf I'll be sporting, just to let everyone know that "I WUZ THERE!".....

I'm slavering an' chomping at the bit until we're all allowed back into Carra to watch the games.....I can't wait to purchase my 'dodgy' bespoke half an' half football scarf with Norwich/Luton Town on it....Just to let everyone know that "I WUZ THERE!"..... The Championship is our Home and where we truly belong....and long let us remain there....

Oops!....It's 'Bryan' not 'Brian'.....please forgive me.....

Well it's certainly worked for us.....Bruce Rioch replaced by Brian 'Blarney Meister' Hamilton for starters.....We certainly came on leaps and bounds during 'Blarney's' tenure...Oh yeah.....

What's a saddle?....It sounds like Wolfie's been sitting on just a seat post.....

These new shirt designs over the last few seasons are for the svelte.....certainly not for the Pilsbury Doughboy/Michelin Man type torso..... Regarding the current Palace home and away shirts they look ok to me..... Anyway, if our next home/away shirt goes with jeans and trainers, it'll do for me.....

Judging by our last 10 results/performances it looks like the whole of our current 1st team squad haven't either....

SNAP .....

As I mentioned on a thread earlier on in the week, it would be great if a pre-season friendly against King's Lynn was arranged?....Alas it will be behind closed doors, but would be a decent run out for both sides.....(and no great distance to travel).....