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Mello Yello last won the day on April 23 2023

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  1. Apparently Keir had a Chicken Tarka....It's like a Chicken Tikka....but a little Otter.....
  2. I think I'd rather eat a tumbleweed with rancid creek water as a dressing.....
  3. It's just been announced on the local radio that Josh isn't going on international duty for the USA....
  4. Good to see David Wagner on the touchline....I hope all's well with him and his family....
  5. El Toro is such an essential player for us....He needs to keep a cool head and avoid injury so he will be available for our run in....and possibly more....
  6. It'll be a full-house for sure at 12.30 on the 6th of April at Carrow Road....Can't wait....I just can't wait.....
  7. Is Peter the old Bor currently havin' his say....actually Karl Minns having a wind up?....
  8. I luvs to walk down our winding narrow country lanes and hear the birds chirping and singing, the wind whistling through the branches of the trees....and smiling as I pass a gated entrance to a field that has an old fridge freezer, smashed plasma TV, some large bits of old kitchen cupboards sink and worktops, cracked ceramic tiles and a large healthy pile of blue asbestos ceremoniously and cleverly deposited to deter undesirables accessing private land ...Fly tipping is certainly a British institution....Then to see afar in yonder field to witness someone's 'he's only havin' a bit o' fun' crazed and rampant bloodied jawed family dog harrying sheep and ripping into their lambs.....This green and pleasant land....We are so very blessed and fortunate....Who wants to live in a concrete jungle of a City...eh?....
  9. Make sure you wear an athletic support made of pure lead or Chernobyl fall-out.....
  10. Honourable Ms Angela Rayner probably snapped that pic o' Keir...but like that Labour non-party at Durham...Angie wasn't....but was present?....Although at the time she was wearing her Romulan cloaking device...but unfortunately Angie's cloaking device didn't quite cover her thick soled multi laced 'big bovva boots'....and our 'you ain't seen me, roight'? Angie, was spotted by a keen eyed journo....'Fair Cop'....eventually muttered Keir....Although and unfortunately it was apparently an 'Unfair Cop' for that Boris naughty non-party.... Anyway 'Angie 2 homes all above board alleged non Landlady' had to use a wide angle lens as it was pleasantly plump Keir's second large meal o' the day after his gargantuan no peasants pre-match feast courtesy of Carra hospitality....'Yom Yom slurp burp Yom Yom'...."Oh thanks for the invite Mr Gangnam Style"....'Hey Ed can you pass me that extra dish o' scampi mate'...."Parp!".... Keir then said before he chomped on a large onion bahji...."You can also tell that Randall Flagg Mandleson i'm not fat...I'm just big-boned'....
  11. . ...I was once abducted by them decades ago...and they fed me mashed potato.....
  12. Overrated.....The Lion and Castle..... Underrated.....J D Wetherspoon.....
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