mrdi

I was referring to the number of transfers, as opposed to who the new lads were. It sure was exciting on paper, that summer. Shame it rapidly went to sh*t on the pitch.

Well done, have a biscuit.

People said similar when we went mad and brought in Sargent, Tzolis, Rashica, Normann, Gilmour, Lee-Melou, Williams and Kabak.

Yay, always thought we could do with a Dozy Shrubbery.

TBH, I’m disappointed. I was hoping you were going to say Shola Ameobi.

Terrible punctuation, though. Should have read “sorry, it’s late”. (Bedtime at 19:30)

Literally yesterday’s news, pal. Are you alright?

Maybe we should just stop feeding the troll.

But are members of the current squad ‘furious’ about the incomings? Who‘ll be the next to (furiously) hand in a transfer request? Come on, don’t leave us hanging…

David Phillips. Andy Townsend. Carl ‘taxi driver biter’ Bradshaw.

This is genuinely absurd. Just imagine: Hills: “who’s that being shown around?” Gibbs: “no idea. A window cleaner?” Kamara: “hold up guys, that’s the 20 year-old Croatian left-sided attacker, Ante Crnac. He plays for Rakow Częstochowa. I can’t believe he’s here, he plays in my position! I’m furious! That’s it, I quit this stinky place! Raaaaar!” (Kicks plastic chair over, picking up a calf strain)

I don’t care about him or them. More. Gingers.

This is just a saga now. I’m going to the toilet, Dave…

To the contrary, I think we should ONLY sign gingers. Deep orange-haired, pale-skinned, freckly, ANGRY gingers.

2004-5 season, the one that upset me the most was the 4-3 defeat at Southampton. Crouch (who should’ve been our player) scored, Nige replaced Huckerby with Simon Charlton midway through the second half at 3-3 then Southampton scored right at the death. Kind of knew then that survival wasn’t to be - it almost flattered us even having a shout on the final day.