norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted December 20, 2007 What''s ET short for? ................. ............................... ................................................... Because he''s only got little legs. I''ll get me coat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy_Bones 441 Posted December 20, 2007 A seal walks into a club... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canarygeorge 0 Posted December 20, 2007 [quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]What''s ET short for? ................. ............................... ................................................... Because he''s only got little legs. I''ll get me coat[/quote]Keep up the Day-Job Slims. lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NegativeVibes 0 Posted December 20, 2007 Would have been funnier if the question made sense with the answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chip20 69 Posted December 21, 2007 [quote user="NegativeVibes"]Would have been funnier if the question made sense with the answer.[/quote]What do you mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Q. What do you do if you see a Spaceman?.A. Park in it man!.I know, its bloody terrible.[:''(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,534 Posted December 21, 2007 Q. What comes in pints?A. Elephants?!?!? Wot no beer [B] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardhouse44 261 Posted December 21, 2007 Whats better than roses on your piano............................. Tulips on your organ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Ipswich town football club...they are a joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canary cherub 1 Posted December 21, 2007 Q. Why is Christmas like a day at the office?A. You do all the work and some fat bloke in a suit gets all the credit . . . [<:o)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
we8wba 0 Posted December 21, 2007 a polar bear walks into a bar and say to the barmen"can i have a gin.............and tonic pleasebarmen replies "why the long pause"bear says"becuase im a polar bear"----------------------------------get is pause/paws??? oh never mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,293 Posted December 21, 2007 A husband said to his wife one day, "I really don''t know how you can be so stupid and yet so beautiful, all at the same time?"The beautiful wife responded, "Allow me to explain my dear. God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid - so that I would be attracted to you!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted December 21, 2007 This white horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky. The barman said we have a whisky named after you.What ? Eric? said the horse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted December 21, 2007 A man walks into a bar. Ouch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonnyboy 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Did you hear about the magic tractor?It drove down the road and turned into a field Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigmarkcanary 0 Posted December 21, 2007 How did Jimi Hendrix like his sandwiches? Wi'' jammin''I''ll get me coat and close the door on the way out [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Me: "I''m taking the wife up the sh**ter tonight"My mate: "Strange name for a pub" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freddy H 0 Posted December 22, 2007 1st man: I think my dog is a blacksmith.2nd man: Why is that?1st man: Because when I kick him, he makes a bolt for the door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One Flew Over... 33 Posted December 22, 2007 Who are the coolest people in a hospital? The ultrasound people... [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted December 22, 2007 [quote user="Bigmarkcanary"]How did Jimi Hendrix like his sandwiches? Wi'' jammin''I''ll get me coat and close the door on the way out [:$] Not bad but I think you mean Bob Marley not Jimi Hendrix![/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted December 22, 2007 [quote user="we8wba"]a polar bear walks into a bar and say to the barmen"can i have a gin.............and tonic pleasebarmen replies "why the long pause"bear says"becuase im a polar bear"----------------------------------get is pause/paws??? oh never mind[/quote]Thats actually really good, well done we8wba (watch out for Beaker)[:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savenell 0 Posted December 23, 2007 I hope there''s enough here to keep you going:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2007/12/16/sv_jokes.xml Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green and Yellow 0 Posted December 23, 2007 Did you hear the one that apparently Peter Grant is qualified as a manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huddy 0 Posted December 23, 2007 Two Nuts were walking down the road,One Sneezed......cASHEW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 2 Posted December 23, 2007 Now this monastery had a code of silence all the monks were allowed to do was chant in the morning when the head father came to breakfast was "good morning father" .Now brother Eric thought I have been chanting this same old thing for the last 40yrs I am going to chant something different tomorrow ,So when the father came in for breakfast the next morning brother Eric chanted "good evening father"deadly silence , The father got up and said . [8] "Someone chanted evening"[8] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted December 24, 2007 What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?The juve-niles I''ll get my festive coat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rupethebear 0 Posted December 24, 2007 Why is 6 frightened of 7.....cos 7 8 9!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taiwan Canary 144 Posted December 24, 2007 Why are speeches like skirts?The shorter they are the better they are! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taiwan Canary 144 Posted December 24, 2007 How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?Stick it in a microwave until it''s Bill Withers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted December 24, 2007 how''d u make a dog drink? put it in the blender... thank u very much im here all week ladies and Gentlemen!jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites