First Wazzock

Good luck to Leeds, GMF and all PUPs. Sorry for joining the crowd... RB Leipzig v 1. FC Union Berlin - Home Win City bet...More than 2.5 goals

You to stop ****ing whinging

Good luck all, especially Diesel Doris and Molly Partick v Dundee United - Away win City bet - More than 2.5 goals

Not even the ones growing out of the roof...

Earlier on we had a penalty retaken because of encroachment - defender cleared the ball. The same should apply when the ball goes in and the attacking team have players encroach - Just watch the penalty West Ham had to make the score 3-0. Player(s) clearly in the box - Retaken? No. The whole system is corrupt, there is no uniformity in decision making. The whole thing is a complete shambles, and if it's allowed to continue will be the ruination of football.

I took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock

How do we know that the 'still' the decision is being made on is the exact second the ball left a team-mates foot?

I wish for no sight of your lucky pants, I thank you!

Kane was offside too

Lino didn't flag for it, no Spurs players appealed for it, yet VAR deems that one of Pukki's hairs was just past the last defender. I've rung Norfolk Constabulary to report the robbery at Carrow Road tonight...

At least we've had more than 8 home wins in the league in the last 2 calendar years!!! https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/471934/8-home-league-wins-in-the-last-2-calendar-years/#3

I used to enjoy Neil Adams on Canary call, was far better. Especially when that guy rang in and said 'How big is your d**k Neil?'

Wishing everyone a peaceful and Happy Christmas - unless you are in Albert Square, where it's almost certain that someone will end up brown bread. And a healthy new year - especially if you have sustained gunshot wounds in Albert Square...

Happy Christmas and good luck all For Til 1010 Bromley v Dagenham & Redbridge - Home Win For Jellytot Over 2.5 goals

Happy Birthday and good luck to Hissing Sid and Duncan Edwards! Clyde v Airdrie - Away Win City Bet: More than 2.5 goals