Chip20

Klose's last-gasp goal for me. Absolute perfection! 👌

I am still genuinely trying to work out what this means.

We're in the playoffs!

Ha! Beat me to it. Young whippersnapper!

Anybody else, after reading the thread title, find themselves humming "Candle in the Wind"? No? Just me?

Aaaaaaw sheeeeet!

His fifth! That's a lot of metatarsals to break. And all in his left foot too. He must have delicate ones. 😉

Haven't we already tried buying x3 £10m players in vital areas and the evidence so far is that this doesn't help?

To be fair, some among us have been known to use the the same kind of expressions when we "should be beating the likes of Luton Town" or whatever and it hasn't panned out that way.

Are you sure you're sure?

I've never seen a 'Chip20' in any division or league. 😪 Doesn't mean there isn't one, though!!! 😀

Pedant alert, but why does Aarons warrant an apostophe but Williams, Tzolis and Giannoulis don't? 😉

Aye; playing ten men doesn't really make it any easier to score, it mainly makes it harder for the other team to. Packed defence, siege mentality, and we couldn't just pile more men forward with gay abandon because Newcastle still had dangerous pacey players on the break.

Y'see, now I'm all confoosed. You can't use **** on its own but you can stick 'eroe' on the end and it's fine, but the same doesn't work for S****horpe and its...er...constituent parts.

Ooh; that one got through. Good one!