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I was looking at their league stats - they've only scored 30 goals and are still in the 30s (points wise) in May. Can't remember a Chelsea team ever doing so badly. Something is rotten within the club there. 

Why they sacked Tuchel I have no idea, they weren't even doing badly. Could actually still go down. Obviously they won't, but the fact they could is interesting.

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Look at their players though. If it wasn't for Kante, they would be 6-0 down. Sterling is absolute shoite. Thiago and Azpilucueta are past it. Aubameyang is bone idle.

And they have a coach they sacked. Must be pining for the recently sacked Jody Morris.

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1 minute ago, keelansgrandad said:

Look at their players though. If it wasn't for Kante, they would be 6-0 down. Sterling is absolute shoite. Thiago and Azpilucueta are past it. Aubameyang is bone idle.

And they have a coach they sacked. Must be pining for the recently sacked Jody Morris.

Kante, Sterling, Silva, Aubameyang.. It's a team of big names and a team that on paper looks like it should do well, yet for whatever reason it just has not worked

 

.. I suppose you could say the same about us this season

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I have no sympathy for them.

I remember their fans when they came here last March while the bombs were raining down on Ukraine. Of course that could be the root cause of their problems now...

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26 minutes ago, alex_ncfc said:

I was looking at their league stats - they've only scored 30 goals and are still in the 30s (points wise) in May. Can't remember a Chelsea team ever doing so badly. Something is rotten within the club there. 

Why they sacked Tuchel I have no idea, they weren't even doing badly. Could actually still go down. Obviously they won't, but the fact they could is interesting.

I can remember them being in Division 2 with the remnants of a dog track at each end. 

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27 minutes ago, alex_ncfc said:

I was looking at their league stats - they've only scored 30 goals and are still in the 30s (points wise) in May. Can't remember a Chelsea team ever doing so badly. Something is rotten within the club there. 

Why they sacked Tuchel I have no idea, they weren't even doing badly. Could actually still go down. Obviously they won't, but the fact they could is interesting.

Back to the 70's! At the end of that decade, as their stars aged, they were worse than shoite! This is so reminiscent!

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33 minutes ago, nutty nigel said:

I have no sympathy for them.

I remember their fans when they came here last March while the bombs were raining down on Ukraine. Of course that could be the root cause of their problems now...

100% agree. Sections of the media tried to blame an isolated few Chelsea fans. Those of us that walked passed the Waterfront that night and heard hundreds of Chelsea fans signing about Abramovich know better. 
Dirty Russian money . End of . 

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1 hour ago, Yellowfuture said:

They’ve gorn all Norwichy 

Too true 😀 

A bit like us in the Prem, they never gave it a proper go, I mean when are they going to start spending the Jorginho money? Can't even work out who to vote for as their MoM.

Seriously though they are just embarassing !

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Frank Lampard now has 1 win and 2 draws from his last 20 competitive games,

Impressive.

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Frank continues to fail upwards but surely this is his last big job. He’ll have to drop down to chumpo unless he gives it up for punditry - which I doubt - as with such little managerial success he won’t have a leg to stand on criticising managers. 

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Their fans looked so smug and happy when we chanted 'dirty Russian money'.

They are in one hell of a mess and one of the highlights of the season.

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4 minutes ago, Virtual reality said:

 

wow that's nearly as bad as Wagner at Schalke !! 

Frank didn't quite do 18 games without winning but top effort ! 

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He's got so many LLs in that form record I suspect he's really Welsh.

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2 hours ago, shefcanary said:

Back to the 70's! At the end of that decade, as their stars aged, they were worse than shoite! This is so reminiscent!

Relegated twice in the 1980s, the first time they nearly dropped straight through into the old Division 3.

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23 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

Get your bets in now on him being the next manager here because you know that's what is happening. 

Are you drunk?

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8 hours ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

Actually, hang on, didn't Farke lose the final ten in a row in 2019/20?

Sshh! You're really not supposed to mention that especially on this forum when such a thing is treason of the highest order!!

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10 hours ago, WD40 said:

Frank continues to fail upwards but surely this is his last big job. He’ll have to drop down to chumpo unless he gives it up for punditry - which I doubt - as with such little managerial success he won’t have a leg to stand on criticising managers. 

Shearer seems to get away with it though 

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I have to say it is great seeing the few people I know who were born here in Norwich but support Chelsea all having collective meltdowns about them this season, I've taken great pleasure in commenting 😂😭😂😭😂 on each of their whiny book of faces posts. 

Much the same as the one's who support man united (one now supports man City by the way 😂) having meltdowns when they stopped winning the league. 

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I can laugh at the Chelsea demise but the fact Lampard was shortlisted for the Head Coach role here is a bit worrying! Maybe he was better then?

A few were also going into meltdown when it transpired he wasn't interested.

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Listening to some ex-pros talking on 5Live they suggest that Boehly is getting involved in team talks. What elite manager is going to want to put up with that? Let's hope Attenasio doesn't have the same MO.

I love that they are absolutely terrible. Long may it continue.

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