I dreamt Donald Trump bought Norwich last night

[The Great Mass Debater 1,090]

"People are saying we lost last nights match. Well that's Fake News, we won bigly"

"I've been helping out in training as a motivational speaker in set piece training. Especially defending free-kicks... 'Build that wall! Build that wall!'

"My transfer policy? I wanna buy that little guy Messi and make Mexico pay for it"

"After we beat Ipswich in the play-off semi-finals, I called up their chairman and told him 'Shut up loser!'"

"I have a great relationship with the players, so great, though they're not that keen on my locker room talk"

[cambridgeshire canary 6,762]

"Huge club, huge club. They said "Donald you're the best football club owner in the world". The best football club owner in the world, that's what they said. It's true, it's true."

Edited April 24 by cambridgeshire canary

[The Great Mass Debater 1,090]

"I met up with Angus Gunn the other day in the Gunn club (and dont get me started about guns). Huge hands..."

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,827]

"Mark Robins is doing a great job at covfefe"

[Mello Yello 2,298]

Sleepy Joe rings Donald an' sez...."Can I sniff your hair Trumpy.....I wanna see if it's for real?".....

[Robert N. LiM 4,442]

Half and half scarves are back. Very fine clubs on both sides

[Midlands Yellow 4,023]

Kim Jong Un special guest at first home match? 

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,435]

Well Connor , we are going to build a wall (on the A140 , near Eye) and Ipswich are going to pay. It’s going to be a powerful wall. A beautiful wall. It’s going to cost $10 billion. 

Edited April 24 by Graham Paddons Beard

[Norfolk Dan 308]

Do you think Trump would grab the club by it's .......... 

[Besthorpe-48 103]

Those judges hooper and Madley they have been overturned so many times. They just want to keep me in court instead of the barclay. Nasty nasty.

[lake district canary 4,540]

"We won that match. We scored more goals than the opposition and even though they said it was a draw, it was not, we won it fair and square and it was taken away from us". (DT after the 2-2 against Spurs.....only difference between his world and reality being that in this case he would have been correct! 

[KiwiScot 1,459]

Liz Truss would be on the board then.

[TheGunnShow 5,979]

Ipswich? Total losers. Lock them up!  I love birds. I love big yellow birds. I have the best yellow birds. Vlad tells me what wonderful yellow birdies I have.

[TheGunnShow 5,979]

11 minutes ago, KiwiScot said:

Liz Truss would be on the board then.

Lettuce pray for a series of heart attacks then.

[essex canary 504]

Perhaps he is the member of Norfolk Group that the EFL is having difficulty with?

[cambridgeshire canary 6,762]

30 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said:

Ipswich? Total losers. Lock them up!  I love birds. I love big yellow birds. I have the best yellow birds. Vlad tells me what wonderful yellow birdies I have.

"You know they used to send canaries into coal mines? Into coal mines. Coal mines. It's true, It's true"

[TheGunnShow 5,979]

What I want to know is "what in the Kentucky Fried F*cking hell was @The Great Mass Debater on to come with that as a dream?". I mean, when I was taking ZMP capsules as a supplement I'd have some seriously wacky and incoherent/inconsistent shizz flying around in my dreams, but this????

[Nuff Said 5,153]

1 hour ago, TheGunnShow said:

What I want to know is "what in the Kentucky Fried F*cking hell was @The Great Mass Debater on to come with that as a dream?". I mean, when I was taking ZMP capsules as a supplement I'd have some seriously wacky and incoherent/inconsistent shizz flying around in my dreams, but this????

Isn’t he a GP? Clearly got direct access to the good stuff. 😉

[Robert N. LiM 4,442]

2 hours ago, Graham Paddons Beard said:

Well Connor , we are going to build a wall (on the A140 , near Eye) and Ipswich are going to pay. It’s going to be a powerful wall. A beautiful wall. It’s going to cost $10 billion. 

For the record, I gave you the 'like' at 'Well Connor'

[Trevor Hockey's Beard 527]

"The first thing we're gonna do is change the club colours to Orange and Green to match my skin tones, then we're gonna start preparing for the Football World Series, which we will win, and if we don't it will only be because they cheated."

[paddycanary 539]

Daniel's return from Leeds would ensure a Stormy relationship with the board members upstairs. Perhaps he could pay them off?

[shefcanary 2,437]

I think the OP was channelling knowledge that Attanasio's clearance from the EFL was being announced today, in that dream! Pre-Cog!

I'm not alluding to Attanasio being Trump-lite BTW!

Edited April 24 by shefcanary

[Six Pack 94]

"with Delia - that was consensual, it was, it was"

"Michael, you have a beautiful wife, a wonderful wife"

"together we will make America whoops Norwich great again, we will, we will"

"we will build a wall, a great big wall around our penalty area" "as big as the hotel next door"

CNN reporter: Mr President - have you got proof ?

[pause]

"yes I heard her, she clearly said lets be having you"

[TIL 1010 4,777]

Will Stormy Daniels replace Zoe Ward as Executive Officer ?

[littleyellowbirdie 2,566]

9 hours ago, TheGunnShow said:

I love birds. I love big yellow birds. I have the best yellow birds. Vlad tells me what wonderful yellow birdies I have.

He does at that...

[Petriix 2,847]

3 hours ago, paddycanary said:

Daniel's return from Leeds would ensure a Stormy relationship with the board members upstairs. Perhaps he could pay them off?

Hush! 

[Grando 263]

The Donald, of course, has played a small part in NCFC's history...

https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2016/oct/26/donald-trump-helps-league-cup-fifth-round-draw-1991-video

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,337]

I mean, how amazing would that be 🤣🤣 if only for the $hít$ and giggles we'd get. 

The Barclay could do a mass wig wearing!!