Trevor Hockey's Beard

"The first thing we're gonna do is change the club colours to Orange and Green to match my skin tones, then we're gonna start preparing for the Football World Series, which we will win, and if we don't it will only be because they cheated."

It does seem odd that they make these awards before the end of the season. Arsenal and Liverpool are demonstrating that it is never too late to throw it away.

Not pedantic, just correct.

I've not seen anyone comment on their wall for the goal. As it turned out their whole goal was exposed and there was no funny business from us to pull anyone out of the way. I guess they felt that it was so far out that the keeper could cover 80% of their goal. Their wall was as effective as the Siegfried Line, where the Germans just went around the end - like Nunez.

I'm prepared to give Josh the benefit of the doubt on the Morsy one. He is a bit like Bambi on ice - not the most gainly of strikers, and I think he was preparing to shoot. Definite yellow and a free kick.

So which match were you watching? Not the one at Carrow Road obviously.

I was disappointed with Sainz today. Maybe he had been told to come inside a lot, but it left their no 29 - who crossed for their goal - completely unmarked on numerous occasions, with McCullum left to mark two players. I'm not sure anyone really played well. Against any Premiership side we'd have been destroyed.

Following England is like being a Norwich fan - it's the hope that hurts, so on that basis I suggest "Heartbreaker" by Free.

Universal have already made the film back in 1986. It was called The Money Pit.

That's for next year, after they qualify through winning the FA Cup...........maybe I'm losing sight of where FIFA 24 ends and reality begins.

A little Forearm will do.

He is - at every match at Carrow Road.

I only suggested it as they would then be above us on goal difference alone.

Dock them 20 points and then the club would be more careful who they sell tickets to.

Our first signing should be Bob The Builder, to erect a block wall behind Gunn, as it's the only way we're going to stay up. Football is broken.