****The Official Lapps Match Thread v West Ham (PL/H) *****

[Orly 277]

Yeh, I'm not sticking up for Krul for that one.

[Ken Hairy 3,773]

Just now, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

2-0? Stream is slow.

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Should be 3

[Dr Greenthumb 749]

This is absolutely atrocious

[dylanisabaddog 4,931]

8 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

Plenty of empty seats on view.

I guess lots of supporters have found more enjoyable things to do today - like having their piles surgically removed.

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Any recommendations? 

[Kenny Foggo 1,116]

Unacceptable

[TheBaldOne66 689]

6 minutes ago, Helsinki canary said:

This is spot on, Aarons positioning is awful, he constantly leaves the extra man free when the ball is worked across, Krul not to blame, Aarons and dowell didn’t do their jobs. We should cash in on aarons in the summer, highly overrated defender

Surely not? He’s our overhyped and overrated financial saviour for the summer 🤣🤣🤣

[chicken 2,627]

14 minutes ago, alex_ncfc said:

Leeds bottom 3 as it stands 😂

That's a bit of an interesting consideration too.


2019/20 and 2018/19 Championship seasons.

Of the promoted sides, Leeds, West Brom, Fulham, Shef Utd, Villa, only one team has played more than two seasons in the premier league.

Villa - 3
Leeds - 2 (and could be only 2)
Shef Utd - 2
Norwich - 2
West Brom - 1
Fulham - 1

[percy varco 199]

Dean Smiths perfect opportunity to show his man managment skills with a half time hairdryer. 
ther is zero desire on show from Norwich

[Helsinki canary 242]

Why the hell is the crowd not singing “sack the board” home crowd is as pathetic as the turd on the field 

[Orly 277]

Just now, percy varco said:

Dean Smiths perfect opportunity to show his man managment skills with a half time hairdryer. 
ther is zero desire on show from Norwich

He only uses his hairdryer for his flat top.

[All the Germans 1,078]

We're a joke. Completely useless.

[dylanisabaddog 4,931]

Leeds are falling apart again

Edited May 8, 2022 by dylanisabaddog

[Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891]

Just now, dylanisabaddog said:

Any recommendations? 

Hmmmm. Getting my in-growing toenail removed without anesthetic seems like a preferable choice at the mo.

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[TheBaldOne66 689]

So come on all you owner and board lovers, explain just how this dog **** is acceptable because we have a fantastic model, owners, no better people out there blah blah blah!

 

[keelansgrandad 6,679]

35 minutes ago, Jambomo said:

It’s incredibly funny how many “Why are Gilmour and Williams playing?” posts you get when Smith literally told us yesterday in his press conference why loan players would still be starting and that he is prioritising trying to win the remaining games and finishing 19th.

I don’t get this weird anti-loan player **** given we don’t even know for sure that Rupp and Giannoulis (the likely replacements) will even be here next season either. 

Why am I bothered with what Smith says? Does that make it right for the players we have in waiting? No, of course it doesn't.

And I hope Rupp and Dimi aren't here next season,

[baldy09 158]

1 minute ago, Helsinki canary said:

Why the hell is the crowd not singing “sack the board” home crowd is as pathetic as the turd on the field 

The happy clappers will clap anything , even the pigeons that land on the ground at half time

[Mike w 46]

utter dross

 

[alex_ncfc 662]

Anyone left the ground yet in readiness to protest outside? Get the feeling it could be interesting after the game.

[dylanisabaddog 4,931]

1 minute ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

Hmmmm. Getting my in-growing toenail removed without anesthetic seems like a preferable choice at the mo.

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I have that problem at the moment. Long baths then self treatment recommended. Don't go to the GP whatever you do. You may have something the matter with you! 

[unique 435]

What a pointless irrelevance we have become……

Anybody who thinks this shower of sh*te will bounce straight back are delusional.

Keep Pukki and bin the rest……

The defence needs a complete overhaul, and that includes Hanley and Krul(and Gunn certainly is not the answer).

[keelansgrandad 6,679]

Great tackle by Byram. Lets get the others to play with that passion.

[Midlands Yellow 3,994]

1 minute ago, alex_ncfc said:

Anyone left the ground yet in readiness to protest outside? Get the feeling it could be interesting after the game.

That’s the only positive aspect of this horror show. 

[pete 319]

Ifg I thought there would be a meaningful demo would have considered attending

[king canary 7,609]

Hanley on his 4th central defensive partner of the season (Gibson, Omobamidele, Kabak, Byram) yet the same mistakes keep happening.

At some point Occams razor kicks in surely?

[All the Germans 1,078]

2 minutes ago, unique said:

What a pointless irrelevance we have become……

Anybody who thinks this shower of sh*te will bounce straight back are delusional.

Keep Pukki and bin the rest……

The defence needs a complete overhaul, and that includes Hanley and Krul(and Gunn certainly is not the answer).

Right. So we're back to bashing Krul again now? Got it. 

[Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891]

Let's break some legs; show that we still exist. We know we've crap but fight ffs.

Apathy FC reigns it seems.

Even more drink needed.

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Edited May 8, 2022 by Disco Dales Jockstrap

[The Real Buh 3,437]

We are so bad it’s funny

[Orly 277]

1 minute ago, king canary said:

Hanley on his 4th central defensive partner of the season (Gibson, Omobamidele, Kabak, Byram) yet the same mistakes keep happening.

At some point Occams razor kicks in surely?

Only if it's going to shave off Smith's flat top.

[alex_ncfc 662]

Loads of people on Twitter saying Gunn should be number one. Not a chance, Krul ahead of him every day. If Krul isn't good enough, then we need to do a lot better than Gunn!

[TeemuVanBasten 3,327]

9 minutes ago, chicken said:

That's a bit of an interesting consideration too.


2019/20 and 2018/19 Championship seasons.

Of the promoted sides, Leeds, West Brom, Fulham, Shef Utd, Villa, only one team has played more than two seasons in the premier league.

Villa - 3
Leeds - 2 (and could be only 2)
Shef Utd - 2
Norwich - 2
West Brom - 1
Fulham - 1

Isn't it technically impossible for a team promoted in 2019/2020 to have played more than two consecutive seasons in the Premier League?