The Real Buh

I’ve got 12.7 loo rolls left. Will keep you updated.

I want Ipswich to go out of business but not like this. This would be too convenient for them. A cop out. Their punishment must be more severe. the money from the top needs to trickle down and help the other clubs. Without teams there is no football. This is our heritage and must be protected.

Liverpool’s tainted title is the funniest thing to happen in ages tbf. Whatever happens they are screwed

There’s no way this game goes ahead with a crowd. postponed or behind closed doors

There’s no competitiveness in the league if we have whole teams self isolating. It’s hard to see it carrying on

A cauldron of people shouting and screaming and gobbing over everyone. I’m concerned to say the least

See, you are trying too hard now. It looks desperate. Makes it look like you are losing it. You’ve got to be more subtle. Pick your moment.

I will take every opportunity I can to laugh at them. I will pass out laughing when they go out of business, seriously.

I just want a messy, horrendous, scramble over the line goal from us. Anything will do.

Who have we got to kill to get a goal? It’s just insane

Come on city for f@&£s sake!

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“Facts not fear. Clean hands. Open hearts. Our children will thank us for it." I mean... come on. Give it a rest. All doctors I’ve encountered online believe they are social pariahs of sorts. Massive, massive superiority complexes. You can see how so many, especially surgeons, end up getting god complex.

Why are all doctors so flouncy?

Anyone seen the hand wash facilities at Carrow road recently? I especially like the hand dryers that overheat instantly