wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted June 29, 2020 Dont go raisin our hopes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted June 29, 2020 Figure it out yourself, I've got the date written down He'd been celebrating and was steamin' so I've heard.... brandy from what they say Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,211 Posted June 30, 2020 I nominate maama for. 'most annoying poster of the year who really should be postimg in non football' is that a category? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,609 Posted June 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, The Raptor said: I nominate maama for. 'most annoying poster of the year who really should be postimg in non football' is that a category? God I'd love to see someone posting that in every thread of Maama's. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Christoph Stiepermann 1,138 Posted June 30, 2020 Well, I for one would be very interested in joining the illuminati for power, fame and wealth in Uganda. His magic love potion also sounds like it could be a game changer for someone like me! I for one welcome this shamanistic, illuminati abortionist with connections in the chemical disposal industry(wonder if that ties into the love potion?) as the new king of the forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,609 Posted June 30, 2020 Just now, Christoph Stiepermann said: Well, I for one would be very interested in joining the illuminati for power, fame and wealth in Uganda. His magic love potion also sounds like it could be a game changer for someone like me! I for one welcome this shamanistic, illuminati abortionist with connections in the chemical disposal industry(wonder if that ties into the love potion?) as the new king of the forum. Yeah but does he think we should try Godfrey in defensive midfield? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,780 Posted June 30, 2020 On 29/06/2020 at 08:23, Mike Williams said: Ricardo wins the “restart is never going to happen” award . Oh hang on ..... I nominate Mike for the "Odd grudge against Ricardo" award. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buendia Than Barnby 50 Posted July 1, 2020 On 29/06/2020 at 16:06, Nuff Said said: What about a catch phrase/word award? A few contenders: "Scampi" "St Andrews Hall" "the boy Webber" "best football forum in the world" We don't do catchphrases here, let alone single word ones...Binner! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,995 Posted July 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Buendia Than Barnby said: We don't do catchphrases here, let alone single word ones...Binner! This is the best forum in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,444 Posted July 1, 2020 I was pretty good I think. Had better years. Sort of a unsung hero David Fox thing going on. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted July 1, 2020 On 28/06/2020 at 19:19, Feedthewolf said: Closely followed by Parma for his Tactics Masterclasses, and Nutty for his work with the PUPs. He describes our tactics as "innovative guerilla tactics". Not being funny but have you even watched us lately? We're utterly sh*t and completely void of ideas, I call it being well out of our depth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Fred 526 Posted July 1, 2020 I think you have to give the optimist of the year jointly to LDC and Hoggy both are still trying to peddle their happy clapping nonsense despite us having one of the worst seasons in living memory That takes effort and dedication 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted July 1, 2020 I would add the 'Lazarus' poster - one who has been dormant for months then suddenly pops up for a few days, on one particular contentious subject and the disappears again 'mayfly' poster - who joined fairly recently, posts a couple of times then disappears again just as quick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,146 Posted July 2, 2020 21 hours ago, TeemuVanBasten said: He describes our tactics as "innovative guerilla tactics". Not being funny but have you even watched us lately? We're utterly sh*t and completely void of ideas, I call it being well out of our depth. Tactics and actual performance aren't necessarily the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted July 2, 2020 My favourite posta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,345 Posted July 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, keelansgrandad said: My favourite posta As it happens her real name is Poster. A shoo-in 🙂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,751 Posted July 2, 2020 16 minutes ago, ......and Smith must score. said: As it happens her real name is Poster. A shoo-in 🙂 The best i can come up with Smithy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted July 2, 2020 On 01/07/2020 at 19:59, TeemuVanBasten said: He describes our tactics as "innovative guerilla tactics". Not being funny but have you even watched us lately? We're utterly sh*t and completely void of ideas, I call it being well out of our depth. He's offered a damn sight more balanced insight than most on here, you and me included. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Mass Debater 1,090 Posted July 2, 2020 I have to win the 'Best virtual tournament between Norwich teams of the last 30 years' award Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,751 Posted July 3, 2020 Surprised there are no awards for 1) Got to have the last word and 2) Multiple account holder. For that second award my understanding from what i read on here is that Waveney would be given a run for his money. 😜 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,995 Posted July 3, 2020 1 minute ago, TIL 1010 said: Surprised there are no awards for 1) Got to have the last word and 2) Multiple account holder. For that second award my understanding from what i read on here is that Waveney would be given a run for his money. 😜 Got to have the last word award, could that be the man who always answers a question with a question or his greatest admirer? Morty is back though and won that 6 years running. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cornish sam 954 Posted July 3, 2020 On 29/06/2020 at 16:58, wcorkcanary said: Dont go raisin our hopes. Whenever I click on this thread and see this post I sing it to myself to the tune of "don't go breaking my heart".... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted July 3, 2020 On 29/06/2020 at 14:49, Nuff Said said: I thought 'Delia is holding us back' was given a lifetime achievement award as longest running repeated post of the year and pensioned off? Ok then , Godfrey is holding us back and lets play Delia in midfield. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying Dutchman 744 Posted July 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said: Morty is back though Oh please no, surely not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted July 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Flying Dutchman said: Oh please no, surely not. Have always thought TvB is very Mortyesque in his posting style, disagree with him and prepare yourself for a tirade of insults, if you manage to put him on the spot with a question , he will deny seeing it or claim to be too busy with things too important to have time to amswer. Boy, Boy I say Boy. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonyc 5,526 Posted July 3, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said: Got to have the last word award, could that be the man who always answers a question with a question or his greatest admirer? Morty is back though and won that 6 years running. I believe very much that I served my apprenticeship on this forum in engaging with Morty! I recall didn't he have the Doc as his avatar with a geographical location of the North Sea? He was quite considered and kind most of the time and always engaged with me. Yet I had to mind my words. Unfortunately, he would 'spar' with one or two and posts would go awry quickly and painfully. I've no problems with anyone. Edited July 3, 2020 by sonyc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icecream Snow 761 Posted July 3, 2020 On 28/06/2020 at 15:17, Uncle Fred said: 4) most positive poster of the year 5) miserablist of the year Lakley for both. I've never seen someone jump to "We've going to finish in the Top 4 of the Premiership" after he was scolding people during the last couple of games in the Championship season, especially when we only needed a point from out last two games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Moss 2,165 Posted July 3, 2020 2 hours ago, wcorkcanary said: Have always thought TvB is very Mortyesque in his posting style, disagree with him and prepare yourself for a tirade of insults, if you manage to put him on the spot with a question , he will deny seeing it or claim to be too busy with things too important to have time to amswer. Boy, Boy I say Boy. He’s most definitely not Morty, Corkio. From his post that called out another City supporter as someone not as worthy to comment on such NCFC matters as himself suggests to me that he suffers slightly more than just delusions of grandeur. It was probably the most tw@tish thing I’ve ever read on here. Which is probably the reason he has had a couple of digs at an excellent poster in Parma. He doesn’t like someone having a better grasp of the mechanics of football than himself... in other words, jealousy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
South Sider 114 Posted July 3, 2020 26 minutes ago, Alex Moss said: He’s most definitely not Morty, Corkio. From his post that called out another City supporter as someone not as worthy to comment on such NCFC matters as himself suggests to me that he suffers slightly more than just delusions of grandeur. It was probably the most tw@tish thing I’ve ever read on here. Which is probably the reason he has had a couple of digs at an excellent poster in Parma. He doesn’t like someone having a better grasp of the mechanics of football than himself... in other words, jealousy. I do so love his trend of: - Start a thread asking opinions - Argue with everyone who has an opinion he doesn't agree with Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,146 Posted July 3, 2020 3 hours ago, wcorkcanary said: Ok then , Godfrey is holding us back and lets play Delia in midfield. Not sure our results would be much worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites