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Oh ye of little faith - 4-0 to City, with our beleagured defence proving to the doubters that they are up to Conference standards!

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I think a lot depends on the state of the pitch. And, no, I am not trying to prepare for the worst but if it is a decent surface then I think we will do a professional job. If it is like the inside of a cow shed then the whole thing becomes a lot less predictable. 

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if u watch the BBC Advert they say "and Tamworth will play Norwich, surely the biggest match in their history" Do they mean us or them???!!!

jas :)

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10-1 City.

I genuinely think we''ll kill them. The likes of Robinson and Etuhu, faced with obviously poor opposition will actually be confident enough to play.

It''ll probably be a narrow squeaker now, but that''s my bet and I''ll stick with it!

 

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0-2 - more than one goal in a game for just the third time in 18 games - and bring the total scored to 18.

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I will be in a pub, so it depends how much I drink, and thus how often I go to the loo.

Prediction, total goals = total loo breaks, norwich to edge it or a draw.

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A  tense end to end stuff 0-0 victory offside ref! With both sets of fans to whoever scores first at full time cramp suffering corner flag burgers with  penalties and pitch invasion of neutral supporters and Hansen and Lineker lap dancin'' for a tidy sum for fork lift trucks and Lawrenson and Ray Stubbs with Delia''s pet monitor lizard and Roger Mumbled twistin'' the night away with Neil Doncaster as the DJ Rhubarb Yoghurt.... Barry Skipper shouted ''it''s in the net!'' and then ate all the pies, linesman laughed "Oh absolutely, defence splitting pants from lardy Crofty then Mickey Wynn literally vanished after the smoke cleared!" Salty verruca with fried onions and vulgar comment. "Oi! Shift your bubble car - or It''ll get pre clampsia!" Discard my futuristic apple core it smells of paraffin, ''now cufflink sore throat gluepot morbid mountain splash fart -  do you want to see me do some press ups?''[8-)]

Sorry, just been through my junk E-mails - and just thought I''d share this one with you.

I sent it to myself.........and it actually makes a lot of sense to me! [:|]

 

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I keep thinking Sutton United, I was there as Malcom Allen banged in those 4 goals, but we are not as sharp as that team so I''m gong to be bold and go for 5-0 City, might be crazy, but it should be no trouble. At least Robinson will be playing at his level, and even Peter Thorne should be able to shine a bit in this one!? 

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This is    Tamworths  big day  ....  playing on their own turf  , locals  screaming them on ...  my instinct says 1-1   if Norwich   don`t get their act together  ,   3-0  if they do !   [:D]

 

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[quote user="jas the barclay king"]

if u watch the BBC Advert they say "and Tamworth will play Norwich, surely the biggest match in their history" Do they mean us or them???!!!

jas :)

[/quote]

 Lol

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[quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]My "celtic runes" have a really bad feeling about this on, 1-0 to Tamworth or maybe we will squeek a 1-1 if we are lucky....[/quote]I have a set of those, SOB - did you get yours from Jarrolds? Make sure you don''t have a dodgy set with extra negative/weak runes - these were supposed to go on sale in Ipswich, but ended up here due to bad karma caused by Karl Minn''s comments about Saddam Hussein, which were predicted in a Suffolk Sheeplovers magazine article by Nostrodamus three years ago.I also found the drought of ''76 was caused by leaving my runes in the airing cupboard one weekend - it was a lesson in dabbling with strange powers which I took to heart. I never indulge in this ''faceless talking by text'' mullarkey without wearingmy tank-top inside-out and spinning three times widdershins ni my office chair. BE WARNED!(I still say 4-0 Norwich - I read it in the hop leaves)...[:S]

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FA Cup 3rd round.

Marvellous............................................isn''t it???????

Jumpers for goalposts, the old man in the stand, dog on pitch, dodgy pitches, Lineker being a twat!!!

Mums apple pie, big woolly scarves, underdogs winning, sweets, chocolates, crisps.

Crap refs, loud managers, complaining about the officials, injuries in warm ups, cup tied players, star strikers leaving. 

Cup shocks, sloping pitches, beaten by 2nd from bottom conference sides, under-achieving championship sides.

Boardroom backing, shoddy management, Paul Whitehouse, Ron Manager.

Can''t see the thrashing some of you lot can see!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Might scrape a 2-1 or 1-0, maybe a 2-0 if we''re lucky!!!!!

Hope I''m wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just got a really bad gut feeling about this one.

 

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