Where is Hoggy?

[Dean Coneys boots 1,400]

Where is Hoggy to tell us we are all rotten sods if we dare criticise the board, manager or team and to reassure us we are actually fantastic and all is well despite being in obvious relegation form? 

[S_81 797]

Hoggy is 100% someone involved with the club. Never posts during the game. Only once it’s over. And it’s always belittling anyone criticising the club - despite it being patently obviously true as to what’s on show. 

[Ken Hairy 3,773]

2 minutes ago, Dean Coneys boots said:

Where is Hoggy to tell us we are all rotten sods if we dare criticise the board, manager or team and to reassure us we are actually fantastic and all is well despite being in obvious relegation form? 

He was in the match thread earlier 

[Dean Coneys boots 1,400]

100% - I’ve thought this for some time. 

[All the Germans 1,078]

Grow up.

[canarydan23 4,060]

1 minute ago, Ken Hairy said:

He was in the match thread earlier 

He's not contracted to work Wednesdays.

[Google Bot 3,278]

5 minutes ago, Dean Coneys boots said:

Where is Hoggy

Living in your head rent free, clearly.

[Dean Coneys boots 1,400]

1 minute ago, All the Germans said:

Grow up.

How dare you tell me to grow up- mr poopy pants! 

[Davidlingfield 63]

2 minutes ago, S_81 said:

Hoggy is 100% someone involved with the club. Never posts during the game. Only once it’s over. And it’s always belittling anyone criticising the club - despite it being patently obviously true as to what’s on show. 

Of course he is. No one else could possibly defend either of the Webbers in the way he does without having a vested interest.

[GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary 1,761]

9 minutes ago, S_81 said:

Hoggy is 100% someone involved with the club. Never posts during the game. Only once it’s over. And it’s always belittling anyone criticising the club - despite it being patently obviously true as to what’s on show. 

Probably works in the analytics dept, specializing in XG. Was probably feeding Dean Smith all of that bullsh!t last season

Edited October 4, 2023 by GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary

[Midlands Yellow 3,986]

On the runway at Cardiff International sitting next to Webber? 

[Captain Holt 522]

He’s a good lad who doesn’t let emotion get in the way of clarity of thought.

[Kenny Foggo 1,116]

He is entitled to his opinion and I have no issue with him doing that. It's his pompous,I know better tone that is sooooo tedious. Don't bother reading or replying anymore. Life's too short.

[norfolkngood 1,087]

Hog is a good bloke ,maybe disagree about somethings but never fell out or bad word ! 

[S_81 797]

1 minute ago, norfolkngood said:

Hog is a good bloke ,maybe disagree about somethings but never fell out or bad word ! 

The evidence suggests that he isn’t 

[Midlands Yellow 3,986]

1 minute ago, Captain Holt said:

He’s a good lad who doesn’t let emotion get in the way of clarity of thought.

Unless you say Kenny was average, Gibson is sh1t and Webber needs to go. 

[Dean Coneys boots 1,400]

He’s only ever very rude to me. But then I tend to point out faults more than I hand out praise I guess. All makes for a good board discussion! 

[Duncan Edwards 2,237]

Always best to turn the other cheek in these situations, my Canary beliefs stop me from calling out other posters. I prefer to offer forgiveness and try to spread the good word of our common footballing religion.

I welcome you back to the PinkUn church following a disappointment, Mr Boots. Of course it would be wonderful if you attended every week but we don’t sit in judgment, that is down to the Almighty, Delia.

I want you to know that we will always be here for you and welcoming when you need our support, just like you are for Norwich City when they need your…

Anyway. I can understand your despair. The envy of other clubs, the gluttony of the Premier League, the apparent sloth of our defending, the wrath created by another away defeat and the conflation between lusting for the riches of Premier League football and having pride in the vehicle that could take you there, although that seems to be something you can skip. However, it’s the GREED of those at the top of the game that betray you. The inference that the impossible is achievable fuelled by a one-off Leicester title win powered by the hubris of one individual.

Delia forgives you though, I’m sure. 
 

[hogesar 9,676]

To be fair, one of the apparent "ITK" Facebook Group moderators had "substantial evidence" I was one of Delia's nephews. I can't remember the back-story but they'd certainly seen me at their house or something 🙂

Apologies I wasn't immediately available post-match for you @Dean Coneys boots - but I wasn't after Birmingham at home either. Why didn't you request my attendance then?

Anyway, I thought the match thread had got a bit silly as soon as we went 1 down so I backed out of it. I then watched Wagner make subs that made us considerably worse and less balanced, so I wasn't in a football-enthused mood to talk about it. I get why Wagner made the changes but we were already on top. I guess had our performance dropped over the following 15 minutes he'd have been criticised anyway for not making changes. 

Thought the same was pretty small margins. We weren't great, but neither were they. We probably should have been ahead before they scored the second.

Is there anything else you need from me or am I ok to go to bed?

 

[hogesar 9,676]

2 hours ago, S_81 said:

Hoggy is 100% someone involved with the club. Never posts during the game. Only once it’s over. And it’s always belittling anyone criticising the club - despite it being patently obviously true as to what’s on show. 

I quite like this S_81 guy. Not enough people in this world with such active imaginations. I can't remember the ridiculous claim he made earlier in the season that very quickly looked super-stupid, and it's too late to go find it out.

To be fair, I rarely post during the game because I'm usually at it. 

[Duncan Edwards 2,237]

Hoggy is Tom Smith. Never seen them in the same room. 

[Commonsense 624]

7 hours ago, S_81 said:

Hoggy is 100% someone involved with the club. Never posts during the game. Only once it’s over. And it’s always belittling anyone criticising the club - despite it being patently obviously true as to what’s on show. 

Weird isn’t it fans not posting during the game. Maybe they’re doing something strange and unusual like watching it!! As opposed to constantly whinging like some posters.

[The Bristol Nest 513]

Whistle ! Back into the classroom. 

[S_81 797]

3 hours ago, Commonsense said:

Weird isn’t it fans not posting during the game. Maybe they’re doing something strange and unusual like watching it!! As opposed to constantly whinging like some posters.

Yeah really odd that we have threads set up every game so that we can comment hundreds of times regarding what we are seeing. Who’d have thought that’s what a fan forum would be for hey!? Doh 

[S_81 797]

9 hours ago, hogesar said:

I quite like this S_81 guy. Not enough people in this world with such active imaginations. I can't remember the ridiculous claim he made earlier in the season that very quickly looked super-stupid, and it's too late to go find it out.

To be fair, I rarely post during the game because I'm usually at it. 

Doesn’t take an active imagination to notice you’re relentless at challenging any criticism about the current state of the club and its squad. 

[hogesar 9,676]

14 minutes ago, S_81 said:

Doesn’t take an active imagination to notice you’re relentless at challenging any criticism about the current state of the club and its squad. 

It takes a pretty poor footballing mind to claim our "left side options were really poor" when we sold Mumba, despite me and others telling you Rowe was more talented. You didn't want to accept that.

[Terminally Yellow 2,448]

11 hours ago, Kenny Foggo said:

It's his pompous,I know better tone that is sooooo tedious. 

11 hours ago, Kenny Foggo said:

Don't bother reading or replying anymore. 

...except to both read and reply to a thread about him, which is exactly the way to show you aren't bothered by him anymore .... 🤣

[hogesar 9,676]

8 hours ago, Duncan Edwards said:

Hoggy is Tom Smith. Never seen them in the same room. 

Oh no...not again....

[S_81 797]

22 minutes ago, hogesar said:

It takes a pretty poor footballing mind to claim our "left side options were really poor" when we sold Mumba, despite me and others telling you Rowe was more talented. You didn't want to accept that.

It’s a squad game, as you well know. Mumba is still a far better option than any of Onel, Placheta or McCallum. Dimi is also inconsistent. Rowe has been excellent, I’m not arguing that. And I hope Sainz is equally so. But selling Mumba for a million was a mistake and I will never agree with you that it wasn’t. 

[Nuff Said 5,142]

37 minutes ago, S_81 said:

Doesn’t take an active imagination to notice you’re relentless at challenging any criticism about the current state of the club and its squad. 

It’s often a welcome counter balance to the tidal wave of miserabilism from you, DCB and many others. Is he not allowed his opinion? If he backs it up and gives reasons (which I guess is where this accusation of a “pompous” tone comes from) why shouldn’t he posts what he likes on here?
 

Too many of the negative posts seem to me to just be “we’re sh1t”, “Gibson/Huang/McLean etc is sh1t” with no thought or justification, it’s just posters venting. I don’t believe Hogesar does this. A discussion is what we should be having on here. If people want to vent, take up golf, start drinking or something.