Captain Holt

Enjoy your day wet wipes x

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He was at the very least level, probably a bit behind, the ball. Fair decision.

Lower league one and upper league two probably more the case I’d say.

‘On the football pitch’ ’they’re a massive football club’ ’they need to win football matches’ ‘Couldn’t get control of the football’ Merson in the worst for this but it runs deep.

Nervous poos

Look after yourself mate, don’t let the bastewards keep you down.

Thank god he didn’t end up in jail.

I’m sure Marcelino Nunez would be thrilled to be told he can’t play for his country because he has to prioritise Championship Norwich City.

He is a current employee of Norwich City Football Club.

I’d love to see him publically, performatively sacked for damaging the club’s and its employees reputation, although there is 0% chance of this happening because Delia Smith thinks the sun shines out of his arze. The most easily manipulated owner in the football league.

Doesn’t excuse the fact he spent £60m on absolute shlt though does it? The man is an absolute shyster.

Adam is a South American football connoisseur and was watching the game last night. Chill the fck out everyone!

Presuming this could result in a criminal investigation?

I hope he gets the help he clearly needs.