canarydan23

Wow. Jools calling me a f*cking idiot. My missus is due back from a meal and drinks with the girls so you might be half right. But you calling me an idiot? Where do we go from here? Gemma Collins calling Stephen Hawking stupid? Susan Boyle telling Usain Bolt he's slow? Alan Brazil suggesting Kate Moss is looking a little bit tubby? Jools. Calling me an idiot. Just let that sink in. I hope someone knows the way back through this looking glass.

I thought it was Jools claiming to be the surgeon? Unless I am Jools, can't remember whether Bill has merged him into the PinkUn conglomerate. Nope, not quite. But at least you've come to terms with the fact that not all left-wing people are public-sector types who don't have to worry about dirty things like profit-margins and deadlines.

I could perform a lobotomy on some people in this thread confident that things would not get any worse, but no, if someone told you I was a surgeon in the NHS then they were mistaken.

But if they were not happy being in a Customs Union, why would they stay in a Customs Union? Are you finally realising, maybe even accepting, that you've said something stupid? I feel we're making progress; if you could just have your eyes open to the fact that you are so far from infallible as it is possible for a human to be, the journey out of the ignorance in which you bask may become a short one. If you'd have accepted my invitation to read up on Dunning-Kruger then we could have avoided me trying to prise an admission of a logical non sequitur from you. Do you now see? Are you close to an awakening?

What job's that then, the private sector one that I actually have, or the public sector one you've had to fabricate to satisfy your weakly-formed and ignorant perspective?

Big D!ck Syndrome. Though I'm wondering how you know, you dirty old pervert.

Wahey! The PinkUn Ret@rd Crown has a third competitor! Watch out Moy and Jools, RTB is snapping at your heels.

Ah, so you're happy staying in the Customs Union but you don't want anyone else to be. Gotcha. And your fellow Brexiteers live in the UK, which has been in the EU for decades. Why would they stay somewhere they are not happy, Jools?

But why would you stay somewhere where you are not happy?

Get out there and fight for the Customs Union you're happy to reside in, Jools.

You stay in Alderney. Alderney is in the Customs Union and enjoys partial access to the Single Market. You wouldn't stay in a place where you weren't happy. Even with your severely limited cognitive abilities, you can work this one out, Joolsy boy.

No Deal means no Customs Union and zero access to the Single Market. You've previously admitted you're happy in the Customs Union and with zero access to the Single Market. After all, why would you stay somewhere you aren't happy?

So you're happy in a Customs Union and partial access to the Single Market? Maybe we've more in common than would first appear...

And you stay in one that is and has been in the EU for some time, yes? Herman, I've got another contradiction for your list.

So you were happy with the UK in the EU. Cool story.