TheGunnShow 5,987 Posted May 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Branston Pickle said: Bit stupid these footballers, aren’t they. He’ll presumably get a fine - about the equivalent of 5mins pay - and some points. More points than we got in the last few games. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scoop 38 Posted May 15, 2023 (edited) 31 minutes ago, canarydan23 said: I've always wondered that. Back in the day I used to work a shift at Papa Johns, drive back to my nearby home and join my mates on a night out. I'd always keep a little drinks bottle of an alcoholic beverage to drink on my short route home to make an early start and never knew whether that was legal or not. I'd still be under the limit if pulled over, but was technically drinking alcohol in a car I was operating. Interesting... https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/advice/know-how/driving-myths-your-questions-answered/ 5. Is it illegal to have open alcohol in a car? No. Although driving while over the limit is incredibly dangerous and against the law it’s not illegal to drink alcohol at the wheel, so by default it’s not illegal to have open alcohol containers in the car. The main alcohol law to remember is the UK drink-driving law, which states you can only drive if you are under the national drink-drive limit, or else face heavy fines and a driving ban. This thread has proved very insightful, it's gonna make my drive to work much more enjoyable 😁 Edited May 15, 2023 by scoop 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,357 Posted May 15, 2023 28 minutes ago, not a clue said: My car has a parking brake that automatically comes on when I stop. It also puts on the brake lights. Daft innit?… So does mine but you have to use the footbrake first. Once that’s on the brake lights go off. It’s the drivers who never use a handbrake at traffic lights who do your retinas in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,050 Posted May 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Greavsy said: Hes actually in court for not attending the course offered, not submitting his licence for endorsements, and not paying the fine. If that’s true he’s a ****. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,357 Posted May 15, 2023 Is it illegal to have open alcohol in a car ? Be a bit of a bummer for the passengers on a footie away day if it was ( wink ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commonsense 638 Posted May 16, 2023 8 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said: If that’s true he’s a ****. The article clearly says that’s what he’s in court for, so yes it is true. Whether he is guilty or not is for the court to decide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deptford Yellow 260 Posted May 16, 2023 He’s not the Messiah … he’s just a naughty boy ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,302 Posted May 16, 2023 I have a bucket of water in my car in the passenger side foot-well....for when I dip my headlights.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,421 Posted May 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Mello Yello said: I have a bucket of water in my car in the passenger side foot-well....for when I dip my headlights.... Isnt there a risk of flooding it......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,302 Posted May 16, 2023 Just now, Greavsy said: Isnt there a risk of flooding it......... I open the door....and let the clutch out.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,224 Posted May 16, 2023 14 hours ago, scoop said: Interesting... https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/advice/know-how/driving-myths-your-questions-answered/ 5. Is it illegal to have open alcohol in a car? No. Although driving while over the limit is incredibly dangerous and against the law it’s not illegal to drink alcohol at the wheel, so by default it’s not illegal to have open alcohol containers in the car. The main alcohol law to remember is the UK drink-driving law, which states you can only drive if you are under the national drink-drive limit, or else face heavy fines and a driving ban. This thread has proved very insightful, it's gonna make my drive to work much more enjoyable 😁 Awesome, can start my pre-drinks a bit earlier now then! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 904 Posted May 16, 2023 Charged with being part of a criminal gang, with no defence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaberry2 554 Posted May 16, 2023 22 hours ago, Peregrine Shorts said: how big is a large water bottle? 2 litres...or a 25 litre one off a water cooler Yeah I'm picturing an office style water cooler with cup dispenser. If he did that he deserves a place on worlds strongest man and a prison sentence. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet 293 Posted May 16, 2023 On 15/05/2023 at 17:50, Hucks6 said: Catch all the drug users who get in my vehicle everyday that’s more useful 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkngood 1,087 Posted May 16, 2023 21 hours ago, ......and Smith must score. said: So does mine but you have to use the footbrake first. Once that’s on the brake lights go off. It’s the drivers who never use a handbrake at traffic lights who do your retinas in. Automatics for you and sorry that's me a bad habit i put it in Drive a foot on brake when stopped never use handbrake at all !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hucks6 169 Posted May 16, 2023 On 15/05/2023 at 20:01, FenwayFrank said: If you stopped selling it to them they wouldn’t get in Taxi driver muppet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,851 Posted May 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Mullet said: I was going to go for something similar; school bus driver in Mile Cross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkngood 1,087 Posted May 16, 2023 37 minutes ago, Hucks6 said: Taxi driver muppet i bet you see some funny sights around the city !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,298 Posted May 16, 2023 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Hucks6 said: Taxi driver muppet Is that a relative to the bus w****r? Edited May 16, 2023 by Google Bot 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PockthorpePete 331 Posted May 16, 2023 He'll need a good defence to represent him Let's hope it's not from that firm messrs Gibson, Hayden and Sorenson 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkngood 1,087 Posted May 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, PockthorpePete said: He'll need a good defence to represent him Let's hope it's not from that firm messrs Gibson, Hayden and Sorenson Hayden specialises in Injury claims this is a driving offence 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet 293 Posted May 16, 2023 On 15/05/2023 at 22:26, Nuff Said said: In my head now your vehicle is something like this: or this? They don't make kids tv like they used to. I remember this, is it the banana splits or something like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet 293 Posted May 16, 2023 On 15/05/2023 at 22:51, Midlands Yellow said: If that’s true he’s a ****. criminal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet 293 Posted May 16, 2023 (edited) On 15/05/2023 at 20:58, Mello Yello said: This is fcuking funny man. We may be sh1t at football but we have the best sense of humour Edited May 16, 2023 by Mullet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted May 16, 2023 I'm sure not only did he drink from a water bottle that was not of the approved size by the left, he must have refused to use the police officer's preferred pronouns of who, what and why? There is only one punishment...... guillotine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet 293 Posted May 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Hucks6 said: Taxi driver muppet 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,166 Posted May 17, 2023 9 hours ago, Mullet said: They don't make kids tv like they used to. I remember this, is it the banana splits or something like that Obviously the top one is the Double Deckers (a gang of awfully well-spoken stage school kids getting up to all sorts of high kinks and scrapes with I seem to remember Melvyn Hayes from It Ain’t Half Hot mum) and yes, the bottom one was the Banana Splits, with the legendary theme tune. I think it was a load of short cartoons and film series held together with bits in the middle of the Splits telling jokes and running around to music. I can still remember a few of the things they showed, a Tarzan-alike character and a cartoon that might have been called Arabian Nights? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,166 Posted May 17, 2023 8 hours ago, Mullet said: Great minds… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,274 Posted May 17, 2023 Suspect he'll receive lengthy ban if found guilty. No point in fining someone who has already refused to pay one. A muppett indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,337 Posted May 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Nuff Said said: Obviously the top one is the Double Deckers (a gang of awfully well-spoken stage school kids getting up to all sorts of high kinks and scrapes with I seem to remember Melvyn Hayes from It Ain’t Half Hot mum) and yes, the bottom one was the Banana Splits, with the legendary theme tune. I think it was a load of short cartoons and film series held together with bits in the middle of the Splits telling jokes and running around to music. I can still remember a few of the things they showed, a Tarzan-alike character and a cartoon that might have been called Arabian Nights? Banana Splits had a great theme tune, mind you Double Decker was pretty catchy too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites