Now Off To Bookies

[Big Vince 423]

I am now off to the bookies to collect my 4/7 winnings on the Everton game.

Quite a tidy six-figure sum since I staked everything on the outcome.

So the one thing I would like to congratulate Delia for - her failings are making me much richer.

If it carries on like this I might have enough to launch a hostile takeover.

[NFN FC 1,142]

I call 🐮💩

Edited September 27, 2021 by NFN FC

[lake district canary 4,823]

That's pretty much the saddest post you've ever made. Nice work, you've surpassed yourself.

[Son Ova Gunn 165]

If it carries on much longer the odds on us losing will shorten to the point it will cost more in petrol (if you can get any) to go to the bookies to collect winnings than the actual winnings

[Midlands Yellow 4,682]

6 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

I am now off to the bookies to collect my 4/7 winnings on the Everton game.

Quite a tidy six-figure sum since I staked everything on the outcome.

So the one thing I would like to congratulate Delia for - her failings are making me much richer.

If it carries on like this I might have enough to launch a hostile takeover.

Have Burnley fans started queuing yet to lump on? 

[Big Vince 423]

1 minute ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Have Burnley fans started queuing yet to lump on? 

Burnley fans have been sleeping in the streets to jump in on this one.

Dyche vs Farke is being seen as the biggest no-contest of all-time.

The Turf Moor turf is going to be littered with yellow feathers come 16.50 on Saturday.

[canarydan23 4,758]

44 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

I am now off to the bookies to collect my 4/7 winnings on the Everton game.

Quite a tidy six-figure sum since I staked everything on the outcome.

So the one thing I would like to congratulate Delia for - her failings are making me much richer.

If it carries on like this I might have enough to launch a hostile takeover.

Weak effort. Unlce Fred's top troll award isn't going anywhere any time soon with you producing garbage like this.

Try harder.

[Ken Hairy 4,272]

You see Vince you got us all on side with your amusing post Liverpool match report, and you've completely undone all that good work with this weak **** post. 

I'm not angry fella, I'm very disappointed 😔

[Big Vince 423]

17 minutes ago, Ken Hairy said:

You see Vince you got us all on side with your amusing post Liverpool match report, and you've completely undone all that good work with this weak **** post. 

I'm not angry fella, I'm very disappointed 😔

I'm not on here to make friends. 

[Rivvo 265]

Then you are succeeding magnificently, congratulations.

[Duncan Edwards 2,424]

Yeah, I can just see a punter walking into the Bill Hills on the corner and staking £70k to win 40 and them accepting it....🤪

You'd struggle to get more than a few hundred on a horse. 

[Sheva 146]

Nothing to boast about, you'll be the loser eventually, especially with big bets on short odds.

 

[......and Smith must score. 1,596]

22 minutes ago, Duncan Edwards said:

Yeah, I can just see a punter walking into the Bill Hills on the corner and staking £70k to win 40 and them accepting it....🤪

You'd struggle to get more than a few hundred on a horse. 

Bill Hill had the Toffees at 8/13 when I last looked.

Poor ol' BV........always the loser. 😩

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,786]

2 hours ago, Big Vince said:

I am now off to the bookies to collect my 4/7 winnings on the Everton game.

Quite a tidy six-figure sum since I staked everything on the outcome.

So the one thing I would like to congratulate Delia for - her failings are making me much richer.

If it carries on like this I might have enough to launch a hostile takeover.

First rule of comedy Pig is keep it real. No bookie on earth would take a single odds on football bet so that the punter walked with a “six figure sum”. 
 

Must try harder . 
 

 

[Dr Greenthumb 792]

24 minutes ago, Graham Paddons Beard said:

First rule of comedy Pig is keep it real. No bookie on earth would take a single odds on football bet so that the punter walked with a “six figure sum”. 
 

Must try harder . 
 

 

I found it hard to believe anyone still goes to the bookies anymore!

Edited September 27, 2021 by Dr Greenthumb

[Uncle Fred 526]

I wonder what odd you would get on a Norwich win next saturday

 I would expect at least 40/1 

[Greavsy 2,645]

I do, as whilst I like a bet, I would find the online / apps too tempting.

Therefore my personal rule is if I want to place a bet i have to physically attend the shop to do so.

Works for me 

[Ward 3 483]

Skybet have Burnley at 17/20  and us 16/5

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,786]

55 minutes ago, Uncle Fred said:

I wonder what odd you would get on a Norwich win next saturday

 I would expect at least 40/1 

7/2. Bet365. 

[McWrighty 52]

3 hours ago, Big Vince said:

I am now off to the bookies to collect my 4/7 winnings on the Everton game.

Quite a tidy six-figure sum since I staked everything on the outcome.

So the one thing I would like to congratulate Delia for - her failings are making me much richer.

If it carries on like this I might have enough to launch a hostile takeover.

...should've just placed the bet online, saves the hassle of the trip and dealing with the cash.

🤡

[Norfolk Dan 336]

3 hours ago, Big Vince said:

I am now off to the bookies to collect my 4/7 winnings on the Everton game.

Quite a tidy six-figure sum since I staked everything on the outcome.

So the one thing I would like to congratulate Delia for - her failings are making me much richer.

If it carries on like this I might have enough to launch a hostile takeover.

Let's see your ticket ! 

[CDMullins 498]

1 hour ago, Graham Paddons Beard said:

First rule of comedy Pig is keep it real. No bookie on earth would take a single odds on football bet so that the punter walked with a “six figure sum”. 
 

Must try harder . 
 

 

They would.

2 hours ago, Duncan Edwards said:

Yeah, I can just see a punter walking into the Bill Hills on the corner and staking £70k to win 40 and them accepting it....🤪

You'd struggle to get more than a few hundred on a horse. 

You'd be surprised.

[First Wazzock 1,010]

6 hours ago, Big Vince said:

Burnley fans have been sleeping in the streets

 

 

Yeah, it isn't too good round there.

I hear some African countries are thinking about doing a fundraiser for Burnley

Edited September 27, 2021 by First Wazzock

[Duncan Edwards 2,424]

43 minutes ago, CDMullins said:

They would.

You'd be surprised.

You'd know better than me Chris, but the Ladbrokes BAC would get twitchy at numbers much smaller than that and would be asking for all kinds of hoops to be jumped through by the punter to get it on. 

[Taiwan Canary 154]

4 hours ago, Son Ova Gunn said:

If it carries on much longer the odds on us losing will shorten to the point it will cost more in petrol (if you can get any) to go to the bookies to collect winnings than the actual winnings

especially driving all the way up the A140. Big Binner is what I like to call him.

[CDMullins 498]

2 minutes ago, Duncan Edwards said:

You'd know better than me Chris, but the Ladbrokes BAC would get twitchy at numbers much smaller than that and would be asking for all kinds of hoops to be jumped through by the punter to get it on. 

Certainly more tricky now, especially for new customers.

But we regularly lay big football singles.

Just three days left to go in the industry then after 15 years, that's me done. 

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,786]

50 minutes ago, CDMullins said:

They would.

 

In order to win a six figure sum , which I take as £100,000 minimum in general parlance .

Everton were odds onto beat Norwich . Bet 365 had them at 3/5. 
 

So  to go to the bookies and walk away with the said six figure sum , including your stake - by my reckoning Pig has strolled into the local Billy Hill (other bookies are available ) and laid down Circa. £31k . Have I got that right ? 

If that’s the world you are in CDM then I bow to your experience. I’m more your £2 acca bloke . 
 

 

Edited September 27, 2021 by Graham Paddons Beard

[Duncan Edwards 2,424]

2 minutes ago, Graham Paddons Beard said:

In order to win a six figure sum , which I take as £100,000 minimum in general parlance .

Everton were odds onto beat Norwich . Bet 365 had them at 3/5. 
 

So  to go to the bookies and walk away with the said six figure sum , including your stake - by my reckoning Pig has strolled into the local Billy Hill (other bookies are available ) and laid down Circa. £31k 

If that’s the world you are in CDM then I bow to your experience. I’m more your £2 acca bloke . 
 

 

£62,500 at 3/5 returns £100k including the stake. 

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,786]

Just now, Duncan Edwards said:

£62,500 at 3/5 returns £100k including the stake. 

Soon as I typed it I knew it wasn’t enough.!!

 

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,786]

CDM obviously knows his stuff. Im still in the Pig didn’t do it camp.