FenwayFrank 2,459 Posted April 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Crabbycanary3 said: How big is the Captain's table going to have to be? The arctic roll will have to be massive ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,413 Posted April 4, 2021 5 hours ago, Crabbycanary3 said: How big is the Captain's table going to have to be? Its the Captain's log that concerns me! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parma Ham's gone mouldy 2,220 Posted April 4, 2021 Any chance you ancient mariners like a nice plate of Spaghetti ai frutti di mare?... 🍝 🦐 Willing to cook (Italian only) for a spot on board? #wearepremierleague 🤗 Parma 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daz Sparks 1,154 Posted April 4, 2021 This ship will a need a sparky, I'm loading my kit bag up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted April 5, 2021 19 hours ago, Parma Ham's gone mouldy said: Any chance you ancient mariners like a nice plate of Spaghetti ai frutti di mare?... 🍝🦐 Willing to cook (Italian only) for a spot on board? #wearepremierleague 🤗 Parma Cor, yes please. Benvenuto a bordo, amico! Screen 1 is already filling up for the lunchtime kick-off... Up The Boro! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Moss 2,165 Posted April 5, 2021 I bet Ben Gibson will be looking forward to this game more than literally anyone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coneys Knee 953 Posted April 5, 2021 I reckon if we beat Huddersfield, HMS **** the league sets sail, so any stragglers better hurry up and get on board, time is running out! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted April 5, 2021 2 hours ago, ron obvious said: SWANSEA CONCEDE LAST-MINUTE WINNER KLAXON Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeiranShikari 1,410 Posted April 5, 2021 Fully deserved from Preston too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
How I Wrote Elastic Man 1,187 Posted April 5, 2021 Can I reserve a place at the ship´s bar, please? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,820 Posted April 5, 2021 Swansea's defeat doesn't really change much as their threat diminished a few weeks back. If we match or better Brentford's result tomorrow then I'll climb aboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 3,772 Posted April 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said: Swansea's defeat doesn't really change much as their threat diminished a few weeks back. If we match or better Brentford's result tomorrow then I'll climb aboard. Nope, if you're STILL not on board yet then you're not allowed on at all..... 😏 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mason 47 1,379 Posted April 5, 2021 It's been a straight shootout between us and Watford for the title for a while now. Is there a separate boat that leaves slightly later on called HMS Up As Champions? Get full points tomorrow and essentially 3 more wins does it (or even 2 I suppose, if one of those is against Watford). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted April 5, 2021 Hey look! Starboard side, just pulling out of the dock. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,746 Posted April 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Feedthewolf said: Wolfie i am struggling to spot this chap on board.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,023 Posted April 5, 2021 2 hours ago, TIL 1010 said: Wolfie i am struggling to spot this chap on board.... "Its mutiny Mr Tilson, mutiny!!"........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted April 6, 2021 Birmingham are a bloody nightmare to play against at the moment; wonder if they'll be able to upset Brentford later? Swansea might not even make the top six the way they're going; if we win tonight and Brentford fail to, surely there won't be anybody left on shore biting their fingernails? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Moss 2,165 Posted April 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said: Birmingham are a bloody nightmare to play against at the moment; wonder if they'll be able to upset Brentford later? Swansea might not even make the top six the way they're going; if we win tonight and Brentford fail to, surely there won't be anybody left on shore biting their fingernails? Very tempting to have a little wager on Birmingham at 5/1 for the win, Wolfie. Usually better to bet on the form rather than the team I’ve learnt! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Moss 2,165 Posted April 6, 2021 18 hours ago, Feedthewolf said: Hey look! Starboard side, just pulling out of the dock. I know where they’re heading... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted April 6, 2021 GET ON THE BLOODY BOAT 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,820 Posted April 6, 2021 Go on then, I'll come aboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted April 6, 2021 Lift the anchor. We are leaving Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coneys Knee 953 Posted April 6, 2021 Cheerio championship Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonyc 5,517 Posted April 6, 2021 On 03/04/2021 at 12:05, sonyc said: Can you put me in one of the life rafts?😃 and you can decide whether to haul me up onto the main deck. I reckon it might happen on the 20th April when we hammer Watford at home. @Feedthewolf....I think I will undo the tarpaulin on the life raft😄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daz Sparks 1,154 Posted April 6, 2021 Manifest please Captain, I do believe the order to weigh anchor has been given! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unthink road 132 Posted April 6, 2021 On 05/04/2021 at 18:35, TIL 1010 said: Wolfie i am struggling to spot this chap on board.... Neil Warnock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted April 6, 2021 Nobody's going anywhere yet. Free bar tonight, and we're going to need tomorrow to restock for the journey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,023 Posted April 6, 2021 You are going to need a bigger boat........... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted April 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB said: You are going to need a bigger boat........... HMS Píss The League is like the Room of Requirement in Harry Potter. The more people who arrive, the greater the ship's dimensions. We'll set sail when we're good and ready. Serious question, though: is there anyone left who's not quite ready to board yet? What about @GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary and @lake district canary? It'd be a real shame to leave without you... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
