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  1. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    Surely you can see that this is satire? Surely??
  2. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    I think you're right, but I currently live a 2500 mile round trip from my polling station
  3. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    Perhaps we should be allowed to vote at our local embassy I think the French do this for their presidential election???
  4. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    Hope so, it might make a difference there Sevenoaks is a guaranteed Conservative hold
  5. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    Complete Bulls***

    Final day of the season..... Deep in injury time..... A goal goes in which results in a team qualifying for Europe or avoiding relegation. It goes to VAR and someone in a studio spends 5 minutes to decide the future of that team. Was there contact from the defender? Did the ball flick an arm, and was the arm in a natural position? Hawkeye works quite well in cricket, but football is trying to use it to make subjective decisions
  6. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    I completed my postal voting papers today. I went to put the statement form in "envelope B" with the return address in the window as required, when I realised that envelope B has no window. Instead it has a slightly different address printed on it Now I need to ring Sevenoaks District Council to find out exactly where it's supposed to be posted to
  7. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    Euro 2020 Draw

    and Iceland
  8. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    that won´t stop Islamic extremists, dying is part of it for them
  9. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    Bóllocks has already had it's day in court, when The Séx Pistols were cleared of obscenity charges
  10. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    Yes I do! They say they will reverse the cuts implemented by George Osborne
  11. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    Theodora Dickinson!
  12. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    Do you believe that someone on 80 grand p/a will be left with 2 grand net income p/a?
  13. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    Do you have anything to support this? The polls in 2017 clearly favoured the Conservatives
  14. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    What is it with elections that makes people feel the need to take to social media and show the world exactly how stupid they are?
  15. How I Wrote Elastic Man

    The Brexit Thread

    I would argue that the SDP/Alliance dominated the centre ground in the early 80's. At one point polling close to 50 per cent in opinion polls, I believe At the 1983 election they polled 25%, Labour polled 27% and Labour got something like x10 the seats
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