*****Official five-star HMS Píss The League thread*****

[Ken Hairy 3,772]

6 hours ago, Coneys Knee said:

Nah bring him along regardless, he’ll come round

I suppose we do need a drinks waiter..... 🤷‍♂️

[Greavsy 2,413]

1 minute ago, Ken Hairy said:

I suppose we do need a drinks waiter..... 🤷‍♂️

Just one?! 

[Barbe bleu 823]

27 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said:

 our resident comedy genius. 😛

Is he in the brig or is he the cabaret act for Saturday night?

[Ken Hairy 3,772]

1 minute ago, Greavsy said:

Just one?! 

Well, one solely for me I suppose 🤷‍♂️

[Greavsy 2,413]

I hope Wolfie hurries up to confirm this is the ***** Official Thread ***** & I can get aboard. 

There are only so many laps of the duty free shop I can do, and this Toblerone is getting heavier & heavier. 

[TIL 1010 4,738]

47 minutes ago, Barbe bleu said:

Is he in the brig or is he the cabaret act for Saturday night?

Oh he will be lurking around all over the place.

[Greavsy 2,413]

Does @nutty nigel want to come aboard, or do we have to be aware of people who are intolerant ? 

[Feedthewolf 4,846]

Now now, we'll have no snidey remarks, calling people out or negative vibes on this thread please. Consider it like a PUPs thread, we can all manage to be friendly and civil to one another on those.

Hang on, now there's an idea! Someone's got to pay for all the food, booze and engine fuel, so how about we make some pledges towards the running of the ship?

I pledge £1 to the PUPs for every further point we gain this season, another £1 for every further goal we score, and £1 for every point clear of second place we finish. If we get to 100 points I'll chuck in another £20. Should we somehow fail to win the title, I'll chuck in £50!

We're now an official five-star thread, so I think we're about set to leave.

Has anyone forgotten anything? Everyone on board? This is the last call...

[Crabbycanary3 994]

Seeing as my pledge to offer £50 to the CSF, if 3 teams get to 90 points is looking iffy, I'll chuck in £20 if we get to 100 points Ftw

[Greavsy 2,413]

1 hour ago, Feedthewolf said:

We're now an official five-star thread, so I think we're about set to leave.

Has anyone forgotten anything? Everyone on board? This is the last call...

Now it's confirmed official, following my due diligence, I'd be honoured if I could come aboard. 

Appreciate all the sea facing cabins will be gone, but one with decent Wi-Fi will do for me. 

All aboard! 

[Feedthewolf 4,846]

2 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

Now it's confirmed official, following my due diligence, I'd be honoured if I could come aboard. 

Appreciate all the sea facing cabins will be gone, but one with decent Wi-Fi will do for me. 

All aboard! 

On HMS Píss The League, all cabins are sea-facing, all prosecco is bottomless, and all sandwiches are deep-fill (other food and drink options are available).

Welcome aboard!

[Greavsy 2,413]

I'm just glad to be able to put my Toblerone down, eventually. 

Happy to share, if anyone would like. 

It's HHHHUUUUUUGGGGGEEEEE. 

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

1 hour ago, Feedthewolf said:

Now now, we'll have no snidey remarks, calling people out or negative vibes on this thread please. Consider it like a PUPs thread, we can all manage to be friendly and civil to one another on those.

Hang on, now there's an idea! Someone's got to pay for all the food, booze and engine fuel, so how about we make some pledges towards the running of the ship?

I pledge £1 to the PUPs for every further point we gain this season, another £1 for every further goal we score, and £1 for every point clear of second place we finish. If we get to 100 points I'll chuck in another £20. Should we somehow fail to win the title, I'll chuck in £50!

We're now an official five-star thread, so I think we're about set to leave.

Has anyone forgotten anything? Everyone on board? This is the last call...

Can I come out from hiding in one of the lifeboats now, been in here a couple of weeks now and could do with stretching my legs a bit.

[Feedthewolf 4,846]

3 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said:

Can I come out from hiding in one of the lifeboats now, been in here a couple of weeks now and could do with stretching my legs a bit.

You can all stop asking for permission to do things now. There are only two rules on board HMS Píss The League:

1) No binners.
2) Don't be a díck.

[Crabbycanary3 994]

13 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

I'm just glad to be able to put my Toblerone down, eventually. 

Happy to share, if anyone would like. 

It's HHHHUUUUUUGGGGGEEEEE. 

Yes please Greavsy.

I'll get my teeth ready

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

12 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said:

You can all stop asking for permission to do things now. There are only two rules on board HMS Píss The League:

1) No binners.
2) Don't be a díck.

Im not a bnner but may struggle with the other Rule from time to time. Most people do.

[Greavsy 2,413]

19 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said:

Im not a bnner but may struggle with the other Rule from time to time. Most people do.

I think a few in the boat will have the same problem, as you say. 

[Rich T The Biscuit 562]

45 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said:

2) Don't be a díck.

Does that include people actually called **** 🤔

[Indy 3,297]

49 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said:

You can all stop asking for permission to do things now. There are only two rules on board HMS Píss The League:

1) No binners.
2) Don't be a díck.

That’s a tad unfair on all our Richards! They can’t help but be ****!

 

[Feedthewolf 4,846]

Okay, rule number two hereby amended to 'play nicely'.

[Mello Yello 2,289]

18 hours ago, Chief stoker said:

Engine room team ready for leaving harbour 

There's no sign of Seaman Stains?......

[Mello Yello 2,289]

Wonder if they'll pipe you aboard?.....

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

7 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

I think a few in the boat will have the same problem, as you say. 

The bottomless prosecco wont help that situation.

[Greavsy 2,413]

22 minutes ago, Rich T The Biscuit said:

Does that include people actually called **** 🤔

D*ck the Biscuit is something else altogether I believe! 

[Rich T The Biscuit 562]

21 minutes ago, Indy said:

That’s a tad unfair on all our Richards! They can’t help but be ****!

 

Thanks Indy for your support.

I was given my name by my parents and it's to late now to change it 😬

I do sometimes live up to my name but that's reserved for special people 😉

[Rich T The Biscuit 562]

21 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said:

Okay, rule number two hereby amended to 'play nicely'.

Thanks FTW, thought I was going to get off for a second 😂

[Ian 1,129]

Can you let me know when you leave? I intend to make a last minute dramatic departure, potentially jumping a few feet to make it onto the ship.

Thanks in advance.

[......and Smith must score. 1,342]

17 hours ago, Greavsy said:

Excellent Tilly, I knew pics like that usually bring you to attention! 

Im just waiting for this to be made official before I come aboard, as cannot be too careful these days. Its not that im not a believer (I put a couple of bets on us before the season started)  

And there was us thinking it was the viagra.....

[Greavsy 2,413]

5 minutes ago, ......and Smith must score. said:

And there was us thinking it was the viagra.....

That's just to stop him rolling out of bed, if the seas get rough! 

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

1 hour ago, Greavsy said:

That's just to stop him rolling out of bed, if the seas get rough! 

Last time he took it, he didnt wash it down with a full glass of water......and all he got was a stiff neck. 😇