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“currently sidelined with a hamstring injury“ He may pick up a bit more than a dodgy hamstring if he carries on this way

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15 minutes ago, GenerationA47 said:

“currently sidelined with a hamstring injury“ He may pick up a bit more than a dodgy hamstring if he carries on this way

"Just pulled a bit more than me groin, boss!"

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There’s a long list of ITFC players who have been stupid enough to drink and drive in a thread on TWTD. The last incident with one of our players I can remember was Matty Pattison (sp?). But that may be because he messed up pretty spectacularly and others have been a bit more under the radar, so to speak?

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1 minute ago, TheGunnShow said:

"Just pulled a bit more than me groin, boss!"

I imagined that in a cartoon speech bubble, coming from ... something which I think it would be bad taste to describe here.

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They should have known what they were getting

https://www.eadt.co.uk/sport/james-norwood-journey-to-ipswich-town-1-6098581

Norwood was on trial at Exeter in 2009 when hunger struck.

He was sitting on the bench when he nipped to a nearby food stand, returning with a Diet Coke and a hot dog.

"League One footballer!" Exeter manager Paul Tisdale is said to have screamed at him.

"For me it was nothing out of the ordinary," Norwood said in a recent interview with The Times.

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He just wants to be a drunk like Ipswich legends of the past like Beatie and Brazil!

Edited by The Raptor

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31 minutes ago, The Raptor said:

He just wants to be a drunk like Ipswich legends of the past like Beatie and Brazil!

Mr Burley when manager was no saint when it came to liking a drink.

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There’s nothing wrong with liking a drink, but there’s a time and a place - and driving afterwards is neither.

It’s laughable but they saw this guy as their Grant Holt when they signed him. 

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31 minutes ago, Crabbycanary3 said:

Have you seen where he lives? 

So many jokes not enough time..................

Is it here?

See the source image

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Who even are Ipswich Town? Haven't heard of them?!

Are they similar to Wroxham and Cambridge?

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17 minutes ago, Graham Paddons Beard said:

“Police were tipped off by a member of the public” 
 

Stand up and come forward that man (or women) . Bound to be a proud canary !! 🥳

I think it was Tyrone Mings

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40 month ban means its not the first time he's done this.

Has this been mentioned?.

Also wasn't his recorded celebration last season a video of him shaking beer cans? The irony.

Edited by Chelm Canary

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1 hour ago, Chelm Canary said:

40 month ban means its not the first time he's done this.

Has this been mentioned?.

The article linked previously in the thread  by WD40 states. 

Prosecutor Robert Ireland told the court Norwood had a previous drink-driving conviction from 2012 and that an aggravating feature of the 2020 offence was that his passengers were "not only his friend Mr Mullin but also the two girls he met in Aurora bar".

12 hours ago, WD40 said:

 

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