Midlands Yellow 4,714 Posted March 13, 2020 Be honest, how many toilet rolls have you purchased along with tinned salmon and Werther’s Originals ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,736 Posted March 13, 2020 Daniel Farke has been stocking up on midfielders in case they're more susceptible to the virus. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted March 13, 2020 got my toilet rolls half price 2 for 1 a bogof deal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,680 Posted March 13, 2020 I have searched online and in shops but have yet to find any Panics to buy. What do they look like? Do you eat them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted March 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, keelansgrandad said: I have searched online and in shops but have yet to find any Panics to buy. What do they look like? Do you eat them? plenty on sail in Spain though only the male ones his panics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,227 Posted March 13, 2020 Thought you meant we were signing a Bosnia midfielder........ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miralem_Pjanić Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Fred 526 Posted March 13, 2020 Digestive biscuits and horlicks for me! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mason 47 2,024 Posted March 13, 2020 We'd be able to defend ourselves against coronavirus a lot more effectively if we played Godfrey at DM 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said: I have searched online and in shops but have yet to find any Panics to buy. What do they look like? Do you eat them? I only eat them on panic day - with a little sugar and a squeeze of lemon... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,736 Posted March 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, Mason 47 said: We'd be able to defend ourselves against coronavirus a lot more effectively if we played Godfrey at DM We'd be better equipped to defend against if we started man-marking too. Oh wait, hang on... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 385 Posted March 13, 2020 I’ve been panic buying weapons and ammunition. Then once the inevitable collapse of society occurs due to corona virus I’ll be able to take everyone else’s toilet roll. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,178 Posted March 13, 2020 Ipswich club shop has a sale on if you need anything absorbent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted March 13, 2020 37 minutes ago, Iwans Big Toe said: I’ve been panic buying weapons and ammunition. Then once the inevitable collapse of society occurs due to corona virus I’ll be able to take everyone else’s toilet roll. make sure it's the stuff they've not used 🤮 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,588 Posted March 13, 2020 45 minutes ago, Iwans Big Toe said: I’ve been panic buying weapons and ammunition. Then once the inevitable collapse of society occurs due to corona virus I’ll be able to take everyone else’s toilet roll. .....Will your ammo be 'Bum Bum' bullets?..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,839 Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Mason 47 said: We'd be able to defend ourselves against coronavirus a lot more effectively if we played Godfrey at DM And get Dorrans back at left mid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted March 13, 2020 I hope this is sorted out before next Xmas poor old sneezy will find it hard to get work in any pantomime, if not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,499 Posted March 13, 2020 I’ve started to play grand theft auto, practicing my street and shooting skills, ready to protect my 6 rolls which we have left! Back to cutting up news papers! Hang on a minute I read all my new on my iPad, **** not sure I can wipe my backside on the iPad, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobLoz3 622 Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Thirsty Lizard said: Thought you meant we were signing a Bosnia midfielder........ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miralem_Pjanić Damn! Beat me to it 😂 Bloody good player though! We can only dream... Edited March 13, 2020 by BobLoz3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,680 Posted March 13, 2020 Found one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,731 Posted March 13, 2020 Not yet, but I'm seriously considering buying an extra tin of kidney beans. Mind you, not boasting or anything, but you should see what I can do with 5 loaves & 2 fishes ... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,718 Posted March 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, ron obvious said: Not yet, but I'm seriously considering buying an extra tin of kidney beans. Mind you, not boasting or anything, but you should see what I can do with 5 loaves & 2 fishes ... You’re not the messiah, you’re a very naughty boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icecream Snow 777 Posted March 13, 2020 Panic Buying? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
It's Character Forming 1,211 Posted March 13, 2020 On special 😆 just stocked up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 385 Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) Edited March 13, 2020 by Iwans Big Toe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 5,303 Posted March 13, 2020 There does not appear to be a shortage of scampi anywhere which rather surprises me. 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) delight in the little joys of life just back from the supermarket - fat bint in fron had a trolley with about 8 packs x 6 toilet rolls some sarky git asked her if she had the sh its, then shouted across the supermarket 'look at what Miss Greedy is doing' she was refused at the till, and asked to take them back before they would serve her with one pack a few choice words in front of her kids before walking off to sarky bloke leading cheers Edited March 13, 2020 by Bill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,499 Posted March 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bill said: delight in the little joys of life just back from the supermarket - fat bint in fron had a trolley with about 8 packs x 6 toilet rolls some sarky git asked her if she had the sh its, then shouted across the supermarket 'look at what Miss Greedy is doing' she was refused at the till, and asked to take them back before they would serve her with one pack a few choice words in front of her kids before walking off to sarky bloke leading cheers Bloody good job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creative Midfielder 2,203 Posted March 13, 2020 9 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said: Be honest, how many toilet rolls have you purchased along with tinned salmon and Werther’s Originals ? None at all but I have been trying to buy a couple of bags of strong flour - no panic but business as usual for us, I normally make rather buy bread. But there must be a lot more home breadmakers than I realised and they are also clearly a lot quicker off the mark than me. Think I've been to four different local supermarkets in the last week and the flour shelves have been completely empty at all four 🙄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
