Song for Van Wolfswinkel (if he signs)

[Thirsty Lizard 3,211]

Oldie but goodie...........

Feed the Wolf

Feed the Wolf

Feed the Wolf

And he will score...

Feed the Wolf

And he will score....

[chicken 0]

Just for the fun of it using a Wolfmother track as the basis would be crazy - but not really do able.

Erm, to the tune of Sum41''s ''What we''re all about'':

Wolf is what he''s all about, he''s got a winkle let''s shout it out.

Erm, yeah. Maybe not. It''s a bit of a mouthful isn''t it? Wolfswinkle.

Humphhh.

[Jules 0]

Or how about a rendition of Bad Moon Rising (Creedence Clearwater Revival)? That would be fun! It''s used in American Werewolf in London.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BRUzKFEG_0

[TCCANARY 263]

To the tune of Twinkle, twinkle little star.

 

Wolfswinkel, Wolfswinkel you''re a star

and you''ve got a lovely car*

You''ve probably got a lovely life

And a model for a wife

Wolfswinkel, Wolfswinkel you''re a star

and you''ve got a lovely car*

 

 

* I don''t know if he''s actually got a lovely car but most professional footballers do.

[marvin the martian 0]

How about an Eastenders style " RICKYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!! "

[dpit 1]

He''s bollocks of dog

He''s bollocks of dog

Van Wolfswinkel

He''s bollocks of dog

[norfolkchance1 0]

How about something to tune of Sloop John B for a change?

[A Gay Schoolboy 0]

Surely something to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0]Hungry Like The Wolf[/url]

[Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0]

He''s Tall

He''s Dutch

He''s Got an awesome touch

Wolfswinkel, Wolfswinkel

[QHcanary 0]

His name means dogs c0ck

His name means dogs c0ck

Ricky van wolfswinkel

His name means dogs c0ck

[Warren Hill 0]

To the Tag Team tune....

 

WOLF! There he is....

[William Darby 0]

In Norwich''s fair city, where the Pink''un petty

I first set my eyes on Van Wolfswinkel

As he wheeled his ©o©k like a marrow

Through terraces broad and narrow

Crying my ©o©k makes me score

We''ll win 5 goals to zero.

[6088m canary 0]

As usual there is great scope for the Weird Al stylings of multiple posters here.However as we all know, they would never get sung on a terrace.a simple

oh, Ricky Ricky....Ricky,Ricky Ricky Van Wolfswinkel!should suffice.Though since he''s Dutch could possibly get away with some 2Unlimited....Ricky, Ricky RickyRicky RickyRicky van wolfswinkelPerhaps a few players with easier names to be worked into songs could get their own over the summer??Don''t us want to trawl out the usual boring Utd, Liverpool rip offs that plague the PL.

[Kathy 776]

Try this. Credit Mick Dennis et al.....

In touch with the ground

He''s on the hunt he''s after you

Spinning around, defenders like clowns

And he''s hung just like the wolf

Breaks through the line, he scores all the time,

He''s on the hunt he''s after you.

The crowd is alive, the Van''s on a drive,

And he''s hung just like the wolf

[technika 0]

keep it simple

everyone should just do a long wolf howl every time he scores, you get the barclay and the snakepit doing that at the top of their voices all at the same time and half of Norwich will hear it

[Herman 11,112]

...while waving their winkels about??

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

I saw Ricky van Wolfswinkle with a Chinese menu in his hand

Walkin through the streets of Riverside in the rain

He was lookin for the place called Riverbank All You Can Eat

Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

Aaahoo where''s Wolfswinkle of Norwich

Aaahoo

Aaahoo where''s Wolfwinkle of Norwich

Aaahoo

[7rew 0]

To Frere Jacques:

von Wolfswinkel

von Wolfswinkel

the Mutts Nuts

the Mutts Nuts

come-and-see-the-goals-scored

come-and-see-the-goals-scored

the Mutts Nuts

the Mutts Nuts

[Zak Van Burger 0]

You''re afraid of the big bad Wolf,the big bad Wolf,the big bad Wolf,you''re afraid of the big bad Wolf, And of Bradley Johnson.....

[dpit 1]

We all agree Wolf''s winkel is bigger than Holty''s

[dpit 1]

Or we could all raise our right clenched fists and bellow as one. "Power to the people!"

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

And after the first game Little Delia from the ''hood came into the players dressing room.

''My my Mr. Van Wolfwinkle, what a hard shot you have.''

''All the better to tear your nets off my dear.'' Said Wolfie.

''And my my Mr. Van Wolfwinkle, what a deft head you have.''

''All the better to score for you with my dear.'' He said grinning wolfishly.

''And my oh my, she gasped, what a surprisingly big tackle you have.''

''All the better to................

[Redders Right Foot 22]

"we have a dutch wonder - you have a wife beater. we have a dutch wonder - you have a wife beater."

[Gerry Harrison 2]

How about a rework of the Paul McVeigh song?

We love you Ricky

The way you play the game

We love you Ricky

Despite you funny name

We love you Ricky

Feed the Wolf and he''ll score............

[Canary Willo 0]

Substituting the name ''Ruby'' for ''Ricky'' from the Kaiser Chiefs song appears to be the one used for him in Holland, can see this as the type fans will use, does not require much thought.......

Some great suggestions but these many verse songs just not going to happen!!!!

[Mister Chops 7]

Goldfinger by Shirley Bassey....

WolfswinkelHe''s the man, The man with the funny nameThis song is lame

[Chunky Norwich 0]

"Hung just like the wolf"; absolutely brilliant!!! [:D][Y]

 

Also just lots of howling when he''s on the ball

[drurys testamonials V 15 0]

[quote user="Zak Burger"]You''re afraid of the big bad Wolf,
the big bad Wolf,
the big bad Wolf,
you''re afraid of the big bad Wolf,
 And of Bradley Johnson.....
[/quote]

 

Keep it simple and it''ll be sung. I like it [Y]

[splutcho 196]

A smarter man than me must be able to do something with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-O5IHVhWj0

[Bill 1,788]

Winkel, winkel he''s our star

Take a shot and hit the bar

Play up front and be bright

We hope he don''t turn out sh ite