What skills do you have that you can offer the club.

[Norfolk Dan 336]

Let''s face it, the club is going to have to pull the strings this season, so what skills or services can you offer to the club for free. Perhaps in return you will be able to say you work in association with NCFC? So what you you fine fellows and fellowesses have to offer?

I only post this as my recent post on health and performance has just lead to a talk with a member of staff at the football ground. So interesting stuff.

I look forward to the jokes, but this is a serious post.

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

I''m pretty good at making cucumber sandwiches and erecting deckchairs.

[Mr. Bump 0]

I am the next Jamie Cureton [:D]

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

[quote user="Mr. Bump"]I am the next Jamie Cureton [:D]
[/quote]

One is more than enough!

[|BA 0]

Covert military strategy.

[Mister Chops 7]

I''m good at being prudent, and I''m ambitious.

[Mister Chops 7]

[quote user="Mister Chops"]I''m good at being prudent, and I''m ambitious.[/quote]I can also manage projects, and regularly facilitate business change by enabling creative solutions in an online environment.

[missing in action? 0]

i have a barn door and a tasercould try to teach jamie lad to hit it with a football?

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

I can tell them upstairs what the Third Division is like.

OTBC

[Mello Yello 2,572]

I can drive a golf buggy........and I have ''the knowledge'' (without the use of sat-nav) concerning the car parks around Carra....

[hogesar 10,763]

I''m useless.Which will also mean, i''m hired! [:D].

[AndyJR 0]

Beverage adviser.  I for one would happily pay more for a decent pint of beer as opposed to that cooking Lager they serve up at half-time.  As urinating is an integral part of participating in a beverage drinking, I would like to increase the toilet area size in the Lower Barclay and get rid of the one way system imposed when using said toilets.  Fine idea in principle but let''s face it, nobody adheres to it so get rid.  Just one more thing......More pies, always out of pies by the time I get down there.  These are my policies.

[nu_matik 184]

As a cheffy type, i definately qaulify for the role of pie taster.. I didnt enjoy a single pie last year!

[Pinks 0]

I''m an accountant, I could count the clubs money.

[Sideshow Tim 110]

I can lay bricks.

That''ll save money signing a new keeper

[AndyJR 0]

[quote user="Ween_Nasty"]

I''m an accountant, I could count the clubs money.

[/quote]On one hand?  [:)]

[. 0]

My eternally optimistic "glass half full" style personality could come in useful .....A great tonic for the low grade donkeys when things aren''t going well....

Call me.

 

[Delia Out! 0]

[quote user="Ween_Nasty"]

I''m an accountant, I could count the clubs money.

[/quote]

That won''t take very long!

[The Chirp 0]

a scout? worked as a football agent for a bit which is a bit like scouting. Otherwise I guess writing on their website... or as some of you would call it... writing ''spin'' :-)

[Yobocop 1,444]

I could work at the clubs 5-a-side football centre I have about 5 years worth of experience within this industry....

I await someone at the club to contact me...

[McNamees attitude 0]

I''m Fat, unfit, arrogant, agressive, dissapointing and I demand a high pay package. If John Hartson can get a deal so can I![Y]

[Norfolk Dumpling 14]

Keeping positive when all around I see dejection.

I must stop reading the Pink''Un Message Board.

[Norfolk Dan 336]

Well i thought this would head down this road, quite a few made me laugh. I just wanted to make a point that if you have something to offer, then just go for it, you might be able to help and offer your support in different ways while you are not in the stands. Dan

[I am a Banana 0]

i can turn on the flood lights ;)

[Yellow Rages 0]

I''m a plumber so I suppose I could try and stop money pouring out of the club on agent fees and loanees and maybe plug some gaps in defence.

[First Wazzock 1,014]

I could fart ''On the ball City'' on the pitch to get the crowd going before each home game.

[norfolkbroadslim 225]

I can make better cakes than Delia!

I have a love of data/numbers and an eye for detail.

I like to make people feel happy.

I give great cuddles[:)]

[First Wazzock 1,014]

[quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]

I can make better cakes than Delia!

I have a love of data/numbers and an eye for detail.

I like to make people feel happy.

I give great cuddles[:)]

[/quote]

You''re hired !

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="1st Wazzock"]I could fart ''On the ball City'' on the pitch to get the crowd going before each home game.[/quote]The way your farts smell Wazzy, they''d go all right.................HOME! [;)]

[Show Me What You Gooot! 0]

[quote user="Ween_Nasty"]

I''m an accountant, I could count the clubs money.

[/quote]

Wouldn''t take long, most of disappears before it even enters the building.