Carra Rud 17 Posted July 18, 2020 Anyone fancy a game of Subbuteo? Norwich vs whoever? I've painted the new sponsor on the front of the players shirts "Poundland". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardhouse44 261 Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Midlands Yellow said: Giving Emi and Drmic a group hug and massage. With a happy ending! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted July 18, 2020 Another nice record to break... no team has lost five consecutive top-flight home matches without scoring since the 1920s. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Wynless Jones 161 Posted July 18, 2020 Since the lockdown Goals 1 Sending Offs 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unique 435 Posted July 18, 2020 Assuming the result ends as expected, we have now lost every match that Klose has started. Unsurprising or coincidence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pete 319 Posted July 18, 2020 Might just see some guts now, not seen any this season and certainly since resumption. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Wynless Jones 161 Posted July 18, 2020 Just now, unique said: Assuming the result ends as expected, we have now lost every match that Klose has started. Unsurprising or coincidence? We've lost every match that any of them have started to be fair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Fred 526 Posted July 18, 2020 Delia out Webber out Farke out stinking rich Chinese owner in 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pete 319 Posted July 18, 2020 Chance for Tim Krul to get to second in saves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,702 Posted July 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Carra Rud said: Anyone fancy a game of Subbuteo? Norwich vs whoever? I've painted the new sponsor on the front of the players shirts "Poundland". Ah, it's the bin-dipping, sister-fister. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted July 18, 2020 We are on course to lose 5 consecutive home games without scoring a goal. This has happened only twice in top flight history and both were in the 1920s. Retro football from our heroes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,234 Posted July 18, 2020 Zimbo magnificent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Wynless Jones 161 Posted July 18, 2020 25 minutes ago, The Great Mass Debater said: I feel a proper chump, because all through the pause Id been saying to my wife that the pause might be our saviour, if we had managed to keep our players fitter than other squads for instance it might allow us to bridge the gap in quality *sigh* I did too mate (not to your wife obviously), right now I couldn't give a tiny rats **** whether any of them come back next season, from Delia to Webber to Farke, his coaches, any of the players to the ****ting tea lady 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellow_belly 226 Posted July 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, Number9 said: Where's LDC when you need him... I was thinking the same! (I do feel for him. Can’t be easy defending the team... whoops... I shouldn’t mention the team defending.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,702 Posted July 18, 2020 Christophe has a hair band. How do you feel about this Lakey? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted July 18, 2020 If you think Emi was wrong retaliating then you are a little B1&£h basically. Is he supposed to just let it happen? That might be how you lead your life but it’s not how a real man should Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,343 Posted July 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said: Another nice record to break... no team has lost five consecutive top-flight home matches without scoring since the 1920s. That’s one record no one wants. Truly awful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxy2600 301 Posted July 18, 2020 Just now, Feedthewolf said: Another nice record to break... no team has lost five consecutive top-flight home matches without scoring since the 1920s. The EPL/FA want us gone. A horrible budget side making some Corrupt, Monied and dishonest Top Sixers look stupid. Who paid for VAR? Ahhhh!! The betting companies - I wonder why? They want it to be more legit!!! What a feckin laaaarf. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Michael Wynless Jones said: I did too mate (not to your wife obviously), right now I couldn't give a tiny rats **** whether any of them come back next season, from Delia to Webber to Farke, his coaches, any of the players to the ****ting tea lady I had a nice cup of tea last time I was at Carrow rd. Don't sack her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary 1,749 Posted July 18, 2020 (edited) Dont care what happens this season...its been a write off for weeks. But when it starts potentially impacting next season i.e Buendia ban, then there's a problem If he's still here next season ,starting the season without Buendia is a huge blow Edited July 18, 2020 by GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, The Real Buh said: If you think Emi was wrong retaliating then you are a little B1&£h basically. Is he supposed to just let it happen? That might be how you lead your life but it’s not how a real man should He's a professional f*cking athlete, not a Sunday League pub brawler. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted July 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, unique said: Assuming the result ends as expected, we have now lost every match that Klose has started. Unsurprising or coincidence? As the two reds had nothing to do with him, I'd vote for the latter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,234 Posted July 18, 2020 Would be nice we could get someone who could actually take a free kick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,702 Posted July 18, 2020 I'd like to suggest to everybody an anaesthetising quadruple gin - s'all good here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted July 18, 2020 Just now, Feedthewolf said: He's a professional f*cking athlete, not a Sunday League pub brawler. That you think that was a Sunday league brawl serves my point. Football is as soft as f@&£ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted July 18, 2020 One freaking chance to deliver a set piece and what does McClean do? Hits the first defender FML! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damn that Ralph Coates! 47 Posted July 18, 2020 how many subs do we get today to use now? Stieperman, Josh Martin, Famewo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,234 Posted July 18, 2020 That ****stain Brady Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted July 18, 2020 Just now, Fuzzar said: I'd like to suggest to everybody an anaesthetising quadruple gin - s'all good here. I think if I get drunk today I might end up taking a bath with an electric heater. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramrod 258 Posted July 18, 2020 At the termination we were playing well and had just won at Spurs. We came back looking unfit and switched off. Who is to blame for that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites