Pie awards

[Hector the Canary 0]

I would like to announce an exciting new feature on the pinkun. Rach week I will give an in depth review of the quality of the pies at the away fixtures for the remainder of the season.

I plan to give an indepth and detailed breakdown of the quality, cost and enjoyment of the away team culinary delights starting with Man Utd on Saturday

I am sure it will become a firm favourite amongst you all

Keep an eye out on Sunday!

[lappinitup 629]

Washed down with a pint of Waveney. [:D]

[Lessingham Canary 108]

If starting on Saturday at Man U it will be prawn sandwiches in the first review, washed down with a cheeky little Chardonnay.

[Number9 272]

Which will be the uppercrust?

[Mr Jenkins 0]

Let''s hope Van Gaal will be eating Humble Pie at 4.55

[Matt Juler 211]

Best I''ve had is Brighton away

[Hector the Canary 0]

Watford was a particular disappointment pastry to flaky, to much air and not enough filling.

[Lessingham Canary 108]

Best pies ive had at a match were at Blackburn, at a little shop in amongst the terraced houses on the road opposite the ground.

[TIL 1010 5,246]

Following the outrage expressed at the recent AGM over the lack of sausage rolls at 1.30pm on a home match day maybe you could have devoted more of your efforts on a comparison at away grounds to report back to Delia and Mr.McNally who were most apologetic over this fiasco.

[The Bishop 0]

I am expecting a guest review from you Tilly at Spurs!

[TIL 1010 5,246]

I will give you a lager review Waveney. [;)]

[......and Smith must score. 1,600]

[quote user="Number9"]Which will be the uppercrust?[/quote]In Ruddy''s case he prefers the uppercut ( allegedly ) [;)]

[......and Smith must score. 1,600]

[quote user="Hector the Canary"]Watford was a particular disappointment pastry to flaky, to much air and not enough filling.[/quote]Similar to our summer transfer dealings then.

[Carrow89 186]

My Waveney pie (or whatever it is called this week) was an extreme let down. Too much hot air and as my mate said, fill of sh*t. Thankfully you won''t see any at Carrow Road.or any other football ground either. Taste ? Rather bitter. Shape. A bit twistedContent. A great number of ancient donkeys testes

[Leedscanary 389]

A pie is not a pie unless there is gravy

[TIL 1010 5,246]

[quote user="Leedscanary"]A pie is not a pie unless there is gravy[/quote]At 7.40am i suppose you are pouring gravy all over your Weetabix ?

[AJ 1,359]

Hector, please rate Delia''s pie out of ten

[Hairy Canary 754]

What about apple?

[ca 1]

I think the sausage rolls are the club are yummy

[The Bishop 0]

Agree on the sausage role front

[Katie Borkins 1]

I''d like some of Delia''s hairy pie.

[AJ 1,359]

Too far man, too far...

[norfolkbroadslim 225]

[quote user="Leedscanary"]A pie is not a pie unless there is gravy[/quote]

......and mush peas!  [;)]

[norfolkbroadslim 225]

[quote user="Bor"]I''d like some of Delia''s hairy pie.

[/quote]Of course you would, General.  [;)]

[The Bishop 0]

Arrived at the ground a bit later than normal and as a result a large queue had formed at the concession stand

It gave me ample time to make my pie selection

I chose a meat and potato pie and the first impression was positive.

A good weight and colour and came branded in man Utd packaging

The pie had a water based short crust pastry and gave the reassuring solid tap as I examined the outside .

A decent flavoured crust with a full filling.

This is where it all started to go wrong

Worryingly there was a lack of steam coming out of the pie and my worst fears were realised when I tried the contents it was tepid

Now I don''t know about you but I love my pie to be hot this immediately put me off

Worse was to come however, the colour of the pie was anemic and it was clear it wasn''t a meat and potato pie but a potato and meat pie

The meat content was very low indeed.

In the interest of this thread and my adoring public I forced myself to consume the pie but it was no real pleasure.

A 3 out of 10 for me a bit like their team and fans on the day

Next up Spurs lets see what festive delights they can serve up

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,223]

Many moons ago on the way home from an away game (Rotherham - we lost 4-1), I bought a pie from a chip shop in Sutton Bridge, it was cooked in a microwave (new fangled things in those days), the pie crust was scorching hot but the centre of the pie was still frozen solid!!, a tepid pie is the first word in luxury!!.......

[The Bishop 0]

I agree it can''t be that hard to keep a pie warm. I am still struggling to experience a better pie than the Morrisons pie from riverside

[morty 0]

The chicken balti pie I had at Wembley was delicious.

[The Bishop 0]

Always my second choice but have to have a lager with that one

[Mello Yello 2,572]

I award my one and only pi consumed at Carra the sum total of......3.14159 265 ........(I only ate half).......