Trevor Hockey's Beard

According to the BBC website Wet Spam are playing Snoddy on the left. How is that going? Remember all the posts about inverted wingers and how Snodders shouldn't be played on the right?

I'm stumped by this post. I thought that I could rely on HC being a miserablist , but this seems almost positive... or is it ironic?

When I was at the real University in Nottingham (decades ago) we used to go to a pub in Gotham City which was full of rabid Forest fans. None of us were Forest fans and it was hard to endure, despite the beer being fine.

I don't feel let down. This time round I am proud that we are trying to "Do Different" in looking for another way to run our club. "Look at Sheffield United" you say. "Look at Villa" I reply. They may stay up, but they have almost made an Art Form out of burning piles of money.

Why not pop over to Paderborn with TiL 1010 to watch Sir Benny in action?

That's because in the cold he wears a beanie had with corks dangling from it.

Liverpool have spent a lot of money to assemble their team, it's just that they've spent it well - or at least much better than the others in the "top six". Why is no one calling out these teams for the huge sums they are spending to then be called "in transition". "In transition " to what? Manure spent £130 million on two defenders to be 30 points behind the leaders. It is unsustainable, or at least I hope it is.

Unfortunately there doesn't appear to be a "basket case" in the Prem this year, so whoever goes down is likely to have a strong team in the Championship next season, unless it is Villa and they get fined to death.

When he said minus 87 was he referring to his IQ?

I would like to see a Championship side go bust in the next twelve months. Surely it is only a matter of time. It would take the heat off our owners, and would go some way to vindicating their current plan.

What do we want to sign someone who's 33 in June for? There's no chance of a profit from selling him on. No ambition. Will that do you?

Why would anyone pay much for three members of the worst defence in the Division?

The decision to extend Agent Lambert's contract by 5 years already seems to have been a strange piece of business. He had 18 months left and they could have waited until the end of the season. There was no way he was going to walk.

Yeh, just another loan signing who'll never come to anything, like that Harry Kane chap. I mean what's he done since he was here?

We find ourselves still in the Championship with money in the bank , no debt and a healthy cashflow. We haven't had much luck while in the Premiership - eg we dropped out just as the Sky money came in. I'd say we'd have fared better last year, when there were some basket cases in the Prem. This season the Prem looks to be a stronger division.

Is it Lowestoft Reserves?

Did somebody slip some vodka into PL's post match orange squash, as this reads like the ramblings of someone who's plastered?

!st Prize Two ITFC tickets. 2nd Prize Four ITFC tickets.

Given how much Villa have paid for absolute donkeys recently valuing Pukki at £12 million is an insult to Pukki.

I think it's impossible to compare Goalies from different eras, but we've usually had good keepers. You have to feel sorry for Keelan's understudy - Keelan wouldn't train all week and would still crawl onto the pitch and play. I think what can be said is that Krul fits with our plan of finding underpriced gems. We took a punt on him and it's paid off.

Get ready for 5 years of greed and selfishness.

Now we've got our playmaker on ( aka Tettey) we look a different team.

I usually have about 2.5 mB and it's working fine.

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Watching the Amazon coverage I see that there's two ex-players in the studio, although one may be better qualified to comment on the improvements to the studio, but while most grounds seem to have an ex-player from each team on the commentary team we've got Matt Holland - that famously rabid Canary fan.