Jason Shackell’s Limp Tack

I lasted 8 seconds before I bailed on this Cambridge. I'm pretty sure that people could watch 2 girls and 1 cup, for longer without as much nausea.

Been a couple of times, only live up the road but I'd rather watch King's Lynn, they're away at Chorley so I may end up at Trafford Park

Well, this thread turned out well.. Following a similar Pinkun pattern.

🎶There is something in the air tonight, you're Dutch, you're ****e, Fernando🎶 Fernando Derveld

Raymond De Waard

Problem is when a ginger sufolkian starts rapping.... It never ends well.

Really? I have no skin in this gave, you must. What's your angle? All I see is a guy who must appreciate that he had a sliding doors moment. Was lauded as the next best thing, certainly in his (short) pomp, more saleable than Buendia. But now, having to rebuild in the 2nd best team in a poor league. Shame, had it all... Could again.

Quien? Would love to know who, I can possibly get inside track. My Father in Law is a Chilean ex Pro, still minorly involved in the game

I'm biased but having seen our first Chilean play for the club, I'm eager that he stays and really proves what a player he is. #UnAnoMas

We've got a poundland Todd Cantwell with a drum and a fuzzy top lip, much better. #CityElite

Wow. Just wow. I'd switch off your device, close your curtains and contemplate the futility of your existence.

What ever way you dress this up, he's ancient by footballing standards. Isn't Quick, not prolific, but probably 'a great guy to have in the dressing room' and likes to get stuck in. Christ, let's all recalibrate expectations for next season. I'm prepared to admit that if he snuck in, later in the transfer window I'd be less vocal but all feels so desperate. Hell be on decent wedge too..

Jesus wept man. Give your head a wobble.

You must agree that Idah's lack of loan time has ****ed his career. He's truly woeful, he's got the footballing brain (and enthusiasm) of my Labrador. Too late to loan him now as we have no cover.

Yes that's too low

Really? They are our rival. What is going on now has shades of 2011. Ipswich today would have torn us so many arseholes it would be a buffet for Gary Glitter. Football works in cycles, it's now their turn..

I think you're listening to a different station bud. I've not heard such disparaging remarks from them for a long time. For once Rob Butler actually gave unbridalled negative opinion

Sounds like you love drugs more. 😵😵‍💫

We could do with you back, crutch waving madman.

He cannot fall on a sword when his wife holds it.

Ricardo, absolutely. Just feels like we're going to enter a Norwich low. The Circadian circles of joy and Meh. I've a season Ticket, my 12 and 15 Yr old are on the waiting list. They went today. It's there incessant babbling of Norwich during the week that keeps me focused and interested. They can't wait for their turn. Poor souls.

I,'d like to think, that having seen Norwich delight and disappoint in equal measure since 1986 that my gut feel is right. My barometer is tuned. We're at a point where, with better judgement, better protocols in place, we should not be where we are. That's a fact. We've squandered, good will, money and time. Remember that the current DOS cited his predecessor for 'pissing money up the wall'. Not sure he's done better... If I was to judge Webber as a facilities manager I'd be more positive but as its been said, countless times, only Norwich could be stupid enough to stimy themselves be having an un stackable DOS. Zoe Out

As someone that has become a little bit attached to Lynn in the last few years and watch them a fair bit, I'm really irked by this. Lynn have been my decompression chamber, when Norwich disappoint. I suspect both our seasons will end in a damp squib.

Yes Hoggy you do yourself no favours with language like this, makes you come across pretty supercilious.

Obviously not his missus