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Anyone got any ideas for a song to show support for our fellow fan, our ''Kit photo friend'' Chris Brown? Best one I can come up with at the moment is......Chrissy Brown is one of us, one of us, one of us.Chrissy Brown is one of us, he loves Twitter.Am sure someone can do better! [:)]

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He stole some pictures of our kit. Chris Brown, Chris Brown.

He thought he''d got away with it. Chris Brown, Chris Brown.

When the club found out of what he''d done. They rang him up and told his mum.

Super Chris Brown. Remanded in custody.

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(Tune of Rock the Casbah / Clash)

McNasty didn''t like it..

Chris Hacked his website!

Hacked his website!

(Tune of Happy and you know it)

If you saw the shirt too early clap your hands (clap clap)

If you saw the shirt too early clap your hands (clap clap)

If you saw the shirt too early, if you saw the shirt too early,

If you saw the shirt too early clap your hands (clap clap)

(Tune of Go West)

Chris Browns, got the in-ter-net,

Chris Browns, got the in-ter-net,

Chris Browns, got the in-ter-net,

Chris Browns - Got the in-ter-net!!

(Tune of Baby give it up)

Nah nah nah nah nah naaah, They couldn''t hide it up!

Hide it up!

Couldn''t hide it uuup! etc.

Finally:

Kick it off, throw it in,

have a little scrimmage,

Keep it low, splendid rush,

Oh we''ve just been hacked... *Slow the hacked down like tubes does (Soccer AM)*

*Few seconds silence, maybe some "Shhhhh''s" and "Arrrgghhs" to build the tension*

Then back to:

ON THE BALL CITY!!

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I''m sure[;)] the directors at Blackburn tomorrow would see the funny side of:



On the web, Chrissie,
Never mind McNally.
Steady on, now''s your chance,
Hurrah you''ve hacked the kit!

 

 

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The one from Phyxius is the winner for me.

While we''re on the subject of songs for Blackburn, please bear in mind it is the 1 Year Anniversary of FIIIIIVE ONNNEE AT PORTMAN ROAD so it should be commemorated. ~*Never Forget*~

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One that doesn''t mention his name is funnier, IMO. I love some of the ones that Skijumptoes has written.

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He''s a naughty little s**t, he''s a naughty s**t, oh Chris brown, he posted the kit

Or

Our website is s**t, our website is s**t, Chris brown he hacked it, our website is s**t

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*London Bridge*The song goes through the entire team, then the last for McNallyBrowno knows your password, your password, your password  Browno knows your password, @ (at) John Ruddyetc etcBrowno knows your password, your password, your password  Browno knows your password, @ (at) Grant HoltBrowno knows your password, your password, your password  Browno knows your password, @ (at) Mc-Nally

 

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To the tune of ''Downtown''

When your firewall''s s*it and you''ve released the new kit

He will be watching you.....Chris Brown.

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To the tune of - She will be coming round the mountain:-

He will be hacking in your site when he can

Hacking in your site he''ll be hacking in your site

Chris Brown will be hacking in your site when he can.

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Sung to the tune of ''Only Fools & Horses''

 

No internet

security

No website hack

its bloody free

Our brand new kit

for all to see

but all our shirts have VAT

God bless Chrissy Brown, Viva Chrissy Brown

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Chris Brown, found the kit on the netChris Brown, he said "back of the net !""I''ll show all my mates, and they''ll think I''m the best"But didn''t expect the rozzers interestChris Brown, up at four in the mornChris Brown, taking calls full of scornOk, so he got an apologyBut for me the moral is clear to seeA Pseudonym prevents a call from Mr McNall-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. [;)]

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Got to be Phyxius'' one below!

 

He stole some pictures of our kit. Chris Brown, Chris Brown

He thought he''d got away with it. Chris Brown, Chris Brown

When the club found out of what he''d done. They rang him up and told his mum

Super Chris Brown. Remanded in custody.

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[quote user="Son Ova Gunn"]

Sung to the tune of ''Only Fools & Horses''

 

No internet

security

No website hack

its bloody free

Our brand new kit

for all to see

but all our shirts have VAT

God bless Chrissy Brown, Viva Chrissy Brown

[/quote]This ^^^^^^

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[quote user="Son Ova Gunn"]

Sung to the tune of ''Only Fools & Horses''

 

No internet

security

No website hack

its bloody free

Our brand new kit

for all to see

but all our shirts have VAT

God bless Chrissy Brown, Viva Chrissy Brown

[/quote]

 

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[quote user="mastoola"][quote user="Son Ova Gunn"]

Sung to the tune of ''Only Fools & Horses''

 

No internet

security

No website hack

its bloody free

Our brand new kit

for all to see

but all our shirts have VAT

God bless Chrissy Brown, Viva Chrissy Brown

[/quote]

 

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!

[/quote]
Love it!

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To the tune of Tom Hark:His name''s Chris Brown, the teenage kid,Got into the source code, downloaded the kit.He was in the papers, he was in the news,But nothing he did was computer misuse.

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Guys ( and gals?!) these are brilliant, so can I please ask those of you that sit in ''vocal'' areas (you know who you are, so lets not get into that argument again) please use your vivid imaginations, and come up with some more original songs to be sung at games? I''m a middle aged old fart, and love to hear new songs at games (even from the away fans a la Man Citeh), and there is obviously some sharp witted and imaginative, Canaries fans on here, judging by some of the replies on this thread. Can you please make some of us old boys  chuckle, and transfer some of your song writing skills to match days? :)

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He posts what he wants, he posts what he wants

Oh Chris Brown, he posts what he wants

 

 

Browno, show us the kit

Browno, Browno show us the kit

 

 

According to McNally, you can''t post the kit

But Chris Browns had enough, But Chris Browns had enough

Even though the chief has said you just can''t post the kit

But Chris Browns had enough, but Chris Browns had enough

He''s got twitter and he''s posted the kit

And it seems Chris Brown has had enough of

do do do-do do-do do do 

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When browny leaked the kit, Mcnally went out of his head.

We couldn''t get enough, We couldn''t get enough.

His blood runs green and yellow, he''s city born and bred.

We couldn''t get enough, We couldn''t get enough.

He leaked the kit and we fell in love and we just can''t seem to get enough of do do do do do do do!

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Chris Brown put a pic Of the kit on TwitterWhen the club saw it McNally got quite bitter Phoned the local Plod"Arrest the perpetrator" even phoned poor Chris Brown up(could have left that ''til later)Next morning at the station The true facts came to lightno big hacking operationjust the webmaster was sh!teThe club and Chris are friends now So we can sing this silly songto show there''s no hard feelingAnd to say just "pass it on." 

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To the tune of Que Sera...

Oh Chris Brown, Chris Brown,

You showed us the kit early,

Now you''ve pissed of McNally,

So he will take you down!

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[quote user="Hoolahans Ped"]To the tune of Tom Hark:His name''s Chris Brown, the teenage kid,Got into the source code, downloaded the kit.He was in the papers, he was in the news,But nothing he did was computer misuse.[/quote]That''s another good ''un ^^^^^^^

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