Don’t be Krul 399 Posted January 19, 2022 Just reading on SSN that there are more than one PL club interested in his signature and is a FREE agent. Any likelihood we're one of the clubs interested, perhaps on a short-term basis? What would be the consensus of opinion if (hypothetically) he signed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,337 Posted January 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Don’t be Krul said: Just reading on SSN that there are more than one PL club interested in his signature and is a FREE agent. Any likelihood we're one of the clubs interested, perhaps on a short-term basis? What would be the consensus of opinion if (hypothetically) he signed? Evwr thought of changing your name to ... ' don't be daft' ? But In response to your question, absolutely not. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,801 Posted January 19, 2022 Short answer: no. Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,183 Posted January 19, 2022 I'd sooner ahem - have - Carol Vorderman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted January 19, 2022 No. Rather have Lewis Carroll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,467 Posted January 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, Thirsty Lizard said: I'd sooner ahem - have - Carol Vorderman. Who hasn’t had any work done at all ..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tricky974 61 Posted January 19, 2022 👆 I'd rather have Carol Vorderman too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,277 Posted January 19, 2022 There's a reason why he's a free agent..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,337 Posted January 19, 2022 24 minutes ago, FenwayFrank said: Who hasn’t had any work done at all ..... Used to see her regularly in the local supermarket, she had / has a holiday home nearby. Havent seen her for a couple of years though. Tbf, close up, she looks 20 years younger than her age, with or without makeup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,337 Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, wcorkcanary said: Used to see her regularly in the local supermarket, she had / has a holiday home nearby. Havent seen her for a couple of years though. Tbf, close up, she looks 20 years younger than her age, with or without makeup. Wow she's 61 !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jersey Canary 149 Posted January 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Don’t be Krul said: Just reading on SSN that there are more than one PL club interested in his signature and is a FREE agent. Any likelihood we're one of the clubs interested, perhaps on a short-term basis? What would be the consensus of opinion if (hypothetically) he signed? It’ll be Burnley I’d have thought. They have a gap in their squad after selling Chris Wood and he’s ideal for their style of football if they can keep him fit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,277 Posted January 19, 2022 Hammers fans are up it arms as he has been seen at their training ground. Come on you Irons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yella Army 57 Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) I'd take him on a short term contract that's heavily based on incentivising appearances for sure. You've only got to see the two disallowed goals he scored within two minutes at the weekend for Reading to see that he can still offer a lot to a team. Late on in games in the prem there's few better than Andy Carrol to bring on to try and nick a win or equalise when long balls start to get pumped into the box. Edited January 19, 2022 by Yella Army Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted January 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Capt. Pants said: There's a reason why he's a free agent..... Yes, the reason is because he rejected Reading's offer of an extension. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,467 Posted January 19, 2022 57 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: Wow she's 61 !!! I don’t think all of her skin is 😁 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,337 Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, FenwayFrank said: I don’t think all of her skin is 😁 Skin? Maybe, what's underneath may well be artificial , but having stood next to her while she picked which aubergine she fancied😉, I can say , she doesn't look bad at all. I am not a fan if cosmetic surgery . What she's had done has been done well . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkngood 1,087 Posted January 19, 2022 Andy C might last till end of season and do a job Here he with our luck he would get injured in his first warm up and we would never see him A No from me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,467 Posted January 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: Skin? Maybe, what's underneath may well be artificial , but having stood next to her while she picked which aubergine she fancied😉, I can say , she doesn't look bad at all. I am not a fan if cosmetic surgery . What she's had done has been done well . Although she says she hasn’t had any work done at all apparently 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,337 Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, FenwayFrank said: Although she says she hasn’t had any work done at all apparently 😁 I wouldn't know. I do know she does a lot of gym work and eats v healthily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,467 Posted January 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: I wouldn't know. I do know she does a lot of gym work and eats v healthily. So you follow her round the supermarket and to the gym ? 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,337 Posted January 19, 2022 12 minutes ago, FenwayFrank said: So you follow her round the supermarket and to the gym ? 😉 No, I'm her nutritionist and personal trainer. 😉 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgncfc 1,258 Posted January 19, 2022 I sat in the row behind her in the theatre a few months ago. She is stunning. Even my wife agreed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glory.win or die. 270 Posted January 19, 2022 3 hours ago, tricky974 said: 👆 I'd rather have Carol Vorderman too. You know that harry Enfield 'Kevin the teenager' sketch when he's 12 counting down the minutes till his birthday and then turns into 'Kevin the teenager'. I think i realised I had hit Middle-age when I reached my 45th birthday and suddenly started fancying Carol Vorderman more than Rachel Riley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bradwell canary 109 Posted January 20, 2022 14 hours ago, Capt. Pants said: Hammers fans are up it arms as he has been seen at their training ground. Come on you Irons. They will get him, and then do what they normally do, sell another injury prone player........to us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BurwellCanary 216 Posted January 20, 2022 15 hours ago, wcorkcanary said: Used to see her regularly in the local supermarket, she had / has a holiday home nearby. Havent seen her for a couple of years though. Tbf, close up, she looks 20 years younger than her age, with or without makeup. 15 hours ago, FenwayFrank said: Who hasn’t had any work done at all ..... as posted by Keelensgrandad in another thread I did love the Peter Allis one while chatting about Countdown while there was a lull in the Golf. (Yes, I know some think its a continuous lull). While chatting about it, and I can't remember if it was talking about Vordermann but he said "I got aroused". Ken Brown giggled and seemed embarrassed but up pipes Peter. "Yes, Seven letters. Aroused". Classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parma Ham's gone mouldy 2,243 Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) Andy Carroll has been a weapon. In many ways he is an excellent explanatory example of what defines a weapon - as opposed to ‘simply’ a good player. A weapon doesn’t actually have to be ‘good’ at all per se. A weapon is someone who has a particular skill, way of playing, potential that forces the opposition - proctor hoc - to change their preferred way of operating, setting up or style in response to the mere presence of the weapon. We don’t have any currently (having rather negated the half weapon that is Pukki via the sale of Emi). Smith interestingly addressed this via the tactics and formation a Everton. Using a very aggressive, paper-open 442 as a win-or-lose style weapon. If that style is repeated, the addition of a good Andy Carroll might fit for a few months. Would look desperate. But it rather is. Parma Edited January 20, 2022 by Parma Ham's gone mouldy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Bristol Nest 517 Posted January 20, 2022 Carol Vorderman sang happy birthday to me in my local some years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWC 245 Posted January 20, 2022 One of the most over-rated player to "grace" the premier league - Adam Idah is ten times the player. It would be like when we bought ...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted January 20, 2022 16 hours ago, TeemuVanBasten said: Yes, the reason is because he rejected Reading's offer of an extension. Wasn't it because they couldn't afford to offer him an extension. Haven't they got some financial issues going on there at the moment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites