Farke just wont accept us finishing 17th

[cambridgeshire canary 6,801]

Just a reminder. If 17th won't be accepted how would 20th go down with him I wonder..

https://www.times-series.co.uk/sport/national/19461863.daniel-farke-not-accept-17th-premier-league-offered-now/

Edited September 30, 2021 by cambridgeshire canary

[canarydan23 4,060]

You wonder that, do you? You wonder how 20th would go down with Farke? I'll narrow it down by making it multiple choice;

 

a) He'd be bouncing off the walls and would celebrate with a session at the Rooftop Gardens

b) He'd host a celebration party involving Bolivian marching powder being snorted out of hooker's belly-buttons

c) He'd be absolutely devastated like the rest of us

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,450]

That was written on 22nd July? Not sure what point you are making CC? 

In July , DF has aspiration to finish as high a possible. 

Fast forward to the penultimate game of the season , and a win keeps us up . At this point DF's aspiration to finish 17th is acceptable? 

Somewhere along that time line his ambition changes.  

 

 

 

[Google Bot 3,323]

32 minutes ago, canarydan23 said:

c) He'd be absolutely devastated like the rest of us

Plus potentially losing his job, being labelled a failure, the mounting stress and having to relocate home too.

Not exactly a walk in the path.

Edited September 30, 2021 by Google Bot

[Uncle Fred 526]

Pointless thread just to start a thread 

[1902 1,167]

5 minutes ago, Uncle Fred said:

Pointless thread just to start a thread 

You know what Fred. This is probably the first time I have agreed with you on a non food related matter.

That pretty much sums it up.

Edited September 30, 2021 by 1902

[Hank shoots Skyler 2,094]

Surely he'd accept 17th if he were offered it now...

[cambridgeshire canary 6,801]

18 minutes ago, Uncle Fred said:

Pointless thread just to start a thread 

There I was thinking you would be happy with Farke showing some ambiton

[MORDENCANARY 71]

No he wants to better that ......either 18th,19th or best still 20th.

[All the Germans 1,081]

Have you thought of a career in journalism? (obviously the sensationalist type, not in depth reporting) If not, you should.

[cambridgeshire canary 6,801]

2 minutes ago, All the Germans said:

Have you thought of a career in journalism? (obviously the sensationalist type, not in depth reporting) If not, you should.

BREAKING: German Manager claims he WON'T want to finish in this position.. You'll never guess what he said! 😳

[lake district canary 4,545]

It's not that difficult to understand, the aspiration is to finish as high as possible. Nothing has changed that.

[Midlands Yellow 4,082]

12 minutes ago, lake district canary said:

It's not that difficult to understand, the aspiration is to finish as high as possible. Nothing has changed that.

Would you take 17th now lakey if offered? 

[Wings of a Sparrow 1,431]

Yes please sir. I'll take 17th now. Thank you very much.

[Herman 9,828]

3 hours ago, canarydan23 said:

You wonder that, do you? You wonder how 20th would go down with Farke? I'll narrow it down by making it multiple choice;

 

a) He'd be bouncing off the walls and would celebrate with a session at the Rooftop Gardens

b) He'd host a celebration party involving Bolivian marching powder being snorted out of hooker's belly-buttons

c) He'd be absolutely devastated like the rest of us

Can I get on the guest list for the second one please.

[Mello Yello 2,303]

Those "hooker's" are actually muscular mammoth male 17 stone front row broken nosed and cauliflower eared Neanderthal rugger bvggers....

Enjoy your snortin'....."Ball comin' in.....now"......

[lake district canary 4,545]

4 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Would you take 17th now lakey if offered? 

It can't be offered so isn't a real choice.  Fact is that there are 96 points to play for, so it is still possible to have a good season, meaning that 17th would be a good enough conclusion, but as we saw under Lambert and Hughton, get a good run of results together and mid-table is still possible. It's a simple idea - you play to get as many points as you can and see where it gets you.

[yellow_belly 226]

I would accept 17th! (And would have before the season started) 17th is A LOT different than 18th, 19th and 20th! 

But as long as we play well and achieve a Top 26 this season, all is well 😂🤷‍♂️

[Chelm Canary 404]

I was intrigued until I saw the date the article was published. 

It doesn't mean a lot now. 

[AJ 1,230]

Right now, I'd take 19th! 

[TeemuVanBasten 3,327]

19 hours ago, Google Bot said:

Plus potentially losing his job, being labelled a failure, the mounting stress and having to relocate home too.

Not exactly a walk in the path.

Not exactly a what? 

A walk in the path? 

[TeemuVanBasten 3,327]

56 minutes ago, AJ said:

Right now, I'd take 19th! 

I'd take 12 points so we don't beat Derby's record.

[Fuzzar 1,703]

1 hour ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

Not exactly a what? 

A walk in the path? 

Yup. It's like a turd in the hand is worth a shoe in the mush. 

[Google Bot 3,323]

2 hours ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

22 hours ago, Google Bot said:

Not exactly a walk in the path.

Not exactly a what? 

A walk in the path? 

Yeah a walk in the path of the person who walked to the park, of course! 🙂

[robert choice 24]

Pedant alert.