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Is Ed Sheeran.

Rumour has it he' going to rewrite the lyrics to his 2011song Lego House to include something about a tree growing out of the roof

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I hate him - not just because he's a binner, but because his music is bland and dopey and he's hailed as some sort of Bowie-esque genius - pah!

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He might rewrite "Shape of You" to something like this...

"I'm in love with the shape of you
When I watch down the Port-aloo
With a tree growing through the roof
I'm in love with what I see
Last night when I dreamed of you
We'd made it into League Two
US investors, all brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you!"
 

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Bland boring formulaic cr*p that hits no target and Ed Sheeran is not much better.... will get them publicity for a day. I guess as a third rate outfit its the best they can do...

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Rick Stein is originally from that neck of the woods so they can ask him to sponsor them now he is running out of money and his fish and chips are as siht as their strikers.

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1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said:

Rick Stein is originally from that neck of the woods so they can ask him to sponsor them now he is running out of money and his fish and chips are as siht as their strikers.

Would suit them perfect,  “YOUR SH1T AND YOU SMELL OF FISH”

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Surprised Terminally Yellow has not posted yet moaning about an 1p5wich thread. 😜

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If Ed Sheeran was performing a gig in my garden i would pull the curtains together.

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27 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said:

If Ed Sheeran was performing a gig in my garden i would pull the curtains together.

Are "the curtains" his supporting band!? 😛 

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2 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

Are "the curtains" his supporting band!? 😛 

I wouldn't watch even if I had a VPN

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Surely this thread belongs in the “non football” section?

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15 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

Are "the curtains" his supporting band!? 😛 

Ah yes. Pulling the old Curtains back together . Great little 1960’s four piece . Loved “you ain’t never won nothin’” . 

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I think almost irrespective of whether this is good for the Binners, the funniest part is that with his logo on their shirts they'll all have to dress like wide eyed teenagers who have never heard of Jason Mraz

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I'm looking forward to when this all falls apart, US investment and all, and someone takes inspiration from this story to wish for Marcus Evans to come back with the headline 'You Need ME, You're In League Two'

 

 

...i'll get me coat

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3 minutes ago, FatCanary said:

I'm looking forward to when this all falls apart, US investment and all, and someone takes inspiration from this story to wish for Marcus Evans to come back with the headline 'You Need ME, You're In League Two'

 

 

...i'll get me coat

I'm guessing that's a reference to one of his songs? Ive normally fallen asleep about 20 seconds into one so wouldn't know.

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38 minutes ago, Graham Paddons Beard said:

Ah yes. Pulling the old Curtains back together . Great little 1960’s four piece . Loved “you ain’t never won nothin’” . 

And their other  number "3 stars on my shirt!“

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Just now, The Raptor said:

I'm guessing that's a reference to one of his songs? Ive normally fallen asleep about 20 seconds into one so wouldn't know.

unfortunately I hail from the Angry Birds generation, so I am all too aware of how he's just a Jason Mraz rip off with an Adele rip off ballad in him. But, ah, the lad's done well, fair play. Can't fault headlining Glasto on your own whether you like him or not.

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1 minute ago, FatCanary said:

Can't fault headlining Glasto on your own whether you like him or not.

I do fault that. I just can't trust a musician who chooses not to have a drummer!

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7 minutes ago, The Raptor said:

I do fault that. I just can't trust a musician who chooses not to have a drummer!

I agree with your principles here, entirely.

It's the fact that he managed it that is the remarkable achievement, even if you think he is entirely derivative as I do.

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that said, briefly OT, i'm still waiting for my sodding drummer to send me the tracks for my album, when I could program them myself. So I understand waning patience with drummers. (This really shouldn't be a Football thread)

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