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Would somebody please shoot me or Lakey, not bothered which.

You should pm this to Bill, he'd love it.

Please put this in the stats thread.

Yes Pete, I'm actually surprised Farke didn't say "Scheise, I hope Timm or Zimm are fit soon, Hanley is a terrible footballer". That would surely be the best approach...

For me, his career highlight is still helping Alexis Sanchez into the camera pit against Arsenal.

It's great you can see a future in Europe for us, Paul.

Having just watched it, I don't have a problem with the coverage. Murphy was complimentary about us and Shearer picked holes in the Toon performance. I'm sure if we carry on in this vein as the season progresses, we'll rightly get the plaudits we deserve.

Careful. Lakey will now tell you off for getting too far ahead yourself.

It'll be "Lethargic Newcastle made to pay by chirpy Canaries". Fu(k 'em, in the nicest possible way!

Brilliant performance and result. Teemu, what a player! And he's my FF captain😀!

Any working links available?😊

Cheap point scoring Swindon, badly done.

Get well soon RvW.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

Looking forward to Til's picture.

Alternatively invite all 7000 onto the pitch at The Carra and shoot 4000 of them.

Refund £15 to all Premier members so everyone has paid the same, then adopt a version of your scheme. Each member is guaranteed first dibs on (approx) 6 away games, rather than a fastest finger first bun fight.

Thing is Flecky, a few million probably buys us a Hanley, or a Klose or a Raggett….

I'd prefer not to see either Cantwell or Stiepermann on the left wing, neither have enough pace - both should be competing for the 10 spot. Hernandez and Buendia both to start on the flanks.

You're right Lakey. The next three home games are an opportunity to get 9 points. Now can we leave this pointless discussion at that?

WTF do you mean by that? 😠

Nonsense. Liverpool's GD is already 2 goals behind Man City's and it's perfectly believable that the title could be decided on this basis. Why would they ease off in the second half?

Yup, currently 17th and safe 😂

Finally Wacky, some more realistic ratings. For all the improvement in the second half (which I loved) you can't be giving 8s and 9s to players in any team that loses 4-1 - give yourselves somewhere to go when we win, people!

Cheers Evertonian. Good luck this season. And can we have our Naismith money back please?