Skerritt 0 Posted May 31, 2013 People go on about how he doesn''t like his song so alternatives? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waveney Canary 0 Posted May 31, 2013 I like it I don''t want to change it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vazzza 62 Posted May 31, 2013 [quote user="Waveney Canary"]I like it I don''t want to change it[/quote]Turner clearly doesn''t like it though, so why keep singing it. All you are doing is p!ssing him off. What if it annoys him to the point of him wanting out?? He''s definitely a 1st team player, and expect him to be next year.I''m not very good at writing lyrics. But maybe something to the tune of ''Oh Sara sara, whatever will be will be'' etc (But obviously O Turner Turner...). I''ll give it a go: -Oh Turner, TurnerBest defender in the leagueOur future looks bright to meOh Turner TurnerOk, thats really bad. I''ll leave it to someone else lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,219 Posted May 31, 2013 I wonder what other clubs tease one of their best players through stupid chants.It''s not funny. It''s not clever. It''s entirely embarrassing and Turner himself has made it clear those who sing it should stop.Support the man, he was as big a star as Bassong last year at times, sometimes even more so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hannibal II 0 Posted May 31, 2013 hardly a terrace song but surely something from bonnie tyler''s total eclipse of the heart Turner round every now and then he falls apart.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vazzza 62 Posted May 31, 2013 [quote user="Hannibal II"]hardly a terrace song but surely something from bonnie tyler''s total eclipse of the heart Turner round every now and then he falls apart..[/quote]Thats funny [:D] but not much better for Turner than the original surely lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FCC 76 Posted May 31, 2013 Turners sound, if he ever left it''d break my heart? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waveney Canary 0 Posted May 31, 2013 One Michael turner he used to be poor but now he is better than average living in a turner wonderland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redders Right Foot 22 Posted May 31, 2013 it''s amazing how some people want to stick to a song because it has an incredible simple and non-creative rhyme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted May 31, 2013 One Tina TurnerThere''s only one Tina TurnerShe''s always been shiteBut her legs are alrightWalking in a Turner wonderland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoddys Jockstrap 0 Posted June 1, 2013 how aboutTHERES ONLY ONE MICHAEL TURNERONE MICHAEL TURNERHE USED TO BE SHITEBUT NOW HES ALRIGHTWALKING IN A TURNER WONDER(repeat until everybody shuts up about replacing one of our best chants) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Levi Stubbs 0 Posted June 1, 2013 WHICH THE PLAYER YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PAYING TRIBUTE TO/SUPPORTING WITH YOUR CHANT, DOESN''T LIKE!!!IS THIS A BIT TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO GRASP?FFS! [:#] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted June 1, 2013 "THERE''S ONLY ONE MICHAEL TURNERONE MICHAEL TURNERHE USED TO BE ***BUT NOW HES ALRIGHTIF I GOT PAID AS MUCH AS HIM FOR KICKING A BALL AROUND I CERTAINLY WOULDN''T BE SUCH A WET BLANKET AND GET MY KNICKERS IN A TWIST ABOUT SOME PEOPLE SINGING A SONG ABOUT ME....."Not as punchy as I''d hoped...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted June 1, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo[8]Turner''s sound...Every now and thenSeb Bassong cocks it up and Turner''s there to bale him outTurner''s sound...Every now and then he goes up for a corner and half-volleys it into the netTurner''s sound...Every now and then he gets a little pissed off with the Snake Pit full of shell-suited yobsTurner''s sound...Every now and then he shakes his fist at the Barclay and then gets back on with his jobTurner''s sound, bright eyesYes it''s true, he had a useless startTurner''s sound, bright eyesBut without him our back four would fall apartAnd we need him at the backAnd we need him for set piecesAnd we need him in midfieldHe''s the greatest man since JesusAnd he''ll win every header in sight''Cause he''s brave and he''s strong....Once upon a time we had Barnett and WardWe were always falling apartWith Turner and BassongIt''s a total nil-nil from the start....[8] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gingerpele 0 Posted June 1, 2013 Thats quite something Chops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWC 240 Posted June 1, 2013 What about ...to the tune of the hymn/Christian song "Michael row the boat ashore"Michael sorting out the back, Michael TurnerMichael scoring in attack, Michael Tur - ur - nerrepeat ad infiniteum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,098 Posted June 1, 2013 Careful chops you might offend someone ;) How about There''s only one Michael turner One Michael turner He used to be alright And now he''s even better Shutting up all the pant wetters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FCC 76 Posted June 1, 2013 Sunderland used to sing - to the tune of what shall we do with the drunken sailor - Who’s gonna get past Michael Turner?Who’s gonna get past Michael Turner?Who’s gonna get past Michael Turner?No one can get past him!Turner, up he risesTurner, up he risesTurner, up he risesScoring goals from corners! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,415 Posted June 1, 2013 That one definitely has legs NWCC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redders Right Foot 22 Posted June 2, 2013 it''s much better than the current one too...and for that reason, the simpletons won''t like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smooth 114 Posted June 2, 2013 Nwcc spot onLets hope we can get this one going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOO 0 Posted June 2, 2013 NWCC would certainly go with that one! When I hear you start it off I''ll be with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FCC 76 Posted June 2, 2013 Always happy to join in. Not happy doing solos - sadly my trim physique puts me in danger of being mistaken for the guy in the Go Compare ads - it didn''t end well for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoddys Jockstrap 0 Posted June 2, 2013 i am not a simpleton and completely adore the ''used to be shite'' chant. being a paid professional, i''m sure he isnt bothered to the extent that it would affect his performance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macdougalls perm 0 Posted June 2, 2013 [quote user="Snoddys Jockstrap"]i am not a simpleton and completely adore the ''used to be shite'' chant. being a paid professional, i''m sure he isnt bothered to the extent that it would affect his performance.[/quote]You sure about that? Cos your contributions to this thread certainly make you seem simple to the onlooker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redders Right Foot 22 Posted June 3, 2013 You sure about that? Cos your contributions to this thread certainly make you seem simple to the onlooker.==========================+1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionel Wessi 0 Posted June 3, 2013 There''s only one Michael TurnerOne Michael TurnerWe wrote him a songBut we got it all wrongThis new song''s much more boring than we''d planned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crabbycanary 2 Posted June 3, 2013 NWCC, that''s a great one! Purleease, someone earmark this for next season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macdougalls perm 0 Posted June 3, 2013 Great song NWCC - and a lot more appropriate. Reckon that one will work a treat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites