Reykjavik Canary 0 Posted May 17, 2013 GK - Michael TheoklitosHis name is now only Michael Theo. Him has played for Brisbane Roar since he played for us, and the Australian national team.Defence:Adam Drury - Leeds UnitedGary Doherty - Wycombe WanderersJon Otsemobor - Franchise DonsMichael Nelsen - Bradford City (cup finalist)Midfield:Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.Wes Hoolahan - Still at the club. Good player too.Owen Tudor-Jones - Inverness CaledoniathistleMatthew Gill - Bristol RoversOffense:Chris Martin - Is now a goalkeeper at Ilkeston. WOW!!!Grant Holt - Still at club legend.Subs:Cody MacDonald - Coventry City in League One.Tom Adayemaeyi - Still at club. On loan at some club.Colchester team:GK - Ben Williams - Hibernian in Scotland.Defense:Patrick Baldwin - Exeter CityMagnus Okunghae - Still at Colchester UnitedLee Beevers - Last played for Mansfield Town in conference.Marc Tierney - NCFC Norwich City club legend.Midfield:David Fox - NCFC Norwich City club legend.Simon Hackney - Stockport County in the conference.Dean Hammond - Brighton & HoveOffense:Kevin Lisbie - Leyton OrientClive Platt - NorthamptonAshley Vincent - Port ValeSubs:Kemal Izzet - Still at Colchester.Scott Vernon - Aberdeen in Scotland.David Perkins - Barnsley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Young One 0 Posted May 17, 2013 Excellent peice of work.Can I ask whether Chris Martin had some sort of accident ? I can only guess that he did as he can no longer run & shoot that''s why he''s now a goalkeeper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted May 17, 2013 Ahem, Norwich City legend Gary Doherty, to give him his full title please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethnal Yellow and Green 2,424 Posted May 17, 2013 [quote user="Reykjavik Canary"] Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded. [/quote] A little harsh, he was never that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redders Right Foot 22 Posted May 17, 2013 Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded. A little harsh, he was never that bad.----------------------------------------------haha! I didn''t catch that while reading the OP.although, saying that, the thing most wrong with that statement is probably the word "Now" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Mass Debater 1,202 Posted May 17, 2013 [quote user="Bethnal Yellow and Green"][quote user="Reykjavik Canary"] Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded. [/quote] A little harsh, he was never that bad.[/quote] I was going to comment on that too... lol Not that I would ever poke fun at anybodies English for whom it might not be a first language, but that did make me chuckle. Borat eat your heart out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted May 17, 2013 [quote user="Reykjavik Canary"]Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.[/quote]Retired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,836 Posted May 17, 2013 [quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Reykjavik Canary"]Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.[/quote]Retired.[/quote]I think the op lives nearer to the Iceland in Anglia Square, than Reykjavik. Still, quite entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted May 17, 2013 [quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Reykjavik Canary"]Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.[/quote]Retired.[/quote]Haha! Of all the people to be commenting on the word "retarded". You couldn''t make it up! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CDMullins 498 Posted May 17, 2013 LDC - I think the op lives nearer to the Iceland in Anglia Square, than ReykjavikHave to agree with this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy_Bones 444 Posted May 17, 2013 Not even close to funny with those comments RC.And ''our'' Chris Martin is absolutely not a keeper for Ilkeston no matter how funny you thought it would be to suggest he was... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star_manic 0 Posted May 17, 2013 [quote user="City1st"]"Offense:"oh dear[/quote]why the "oh dear" ? i can only assume you think this is spelled incorrectly.( i could have used the word "spelt" here, both are correct in the U.K). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 225 Posted May 18, 2013 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Reykjavik Canary"]Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.[/quote]Retired.[/quote]Haha! Of all the people to be commenting on the word "retarded". You couldn''t make it up! [:D][/quote] [Y][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hog 0 Posted May 18, 2013 On a serious note Micheal Theo has actually done pretty well since leaving us, I still think that given time to settle there was a good GK in him there. I think he took a lot of the blame for that day which was unfair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThorpeCanary 71 Posted May 18, 2013 That may be so Hog, but considering this ''highlight'' video i''ve just seen i''m glad we didn''t wait to find out!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr3Dc0WLiUMy favourites probably 1:20 when he falls on his backside... ha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 5,246 Posted May 18, 2013 Marc Tierney NCFC Norwich City Club Legend........??????????????????? Any doubts i had about this being a spoof thread have just been confirmed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
