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Where them is now - Our most famous defeat!!!

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GK - Michael Theoklitos

His name is now only Michael Theo. Him has played for Brisbane Roar since he played for us, and the Australian national team.

Defence:

Adam Drury - Leeds United

Gary Doherty - Wycombe Wanderers

Jon Otsemobor - Franchise Dons

Michael Nelsen - Bradford City (cup finalist)

Midfield:

Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.

Wes Hoolahan - Still at the club. Good player too.

Owen Tudor-Jones - Inverness Caledoniathistle

Matthew Gill - Bristol Rovers

Offense:

Chris Martin - Is now a goalkeeper at Ilkeston. WOW!!!

Grant Holt - Still at club legend.

Subs:

Cody MacDonald - Coventry City in League One.

Tom Adayemaeyi - Still at club. On loan at some club.

Colchester team:

GK - Ben Williams - Hibernian in Scotland.

Defense:

Patrick Baldwin - Exeter City

Magnus Okunghae - Still at Colchester United

Lee Beevers - Last played for Mansfield Town in conference.

Marc Tierney - NCFC Norwich City club legend.

Midfield:

David Fox - NCFC Norwich City club legend.

Simon Hackney - Stockport County in the conference.

Dean Hammond - Brighton & Hove

Offense:

Kevin Lisbie - Leyton Orient

Clive Platt - Northampton

Ashley Vincent - Port Vale

Subs:

Kemal Izzet - Still at Colchester.

Scott Vernon - Aberdeen in Scotland.

David Perkins - Barnsley.

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Excellent peice of work.Can I ask whether Chris Martin had some sort of accident ?  I can only guess that he did as he can no longer run & shoot that''s why he''s now a goalkeeper.

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Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.

A little harsh, he was never that bad.

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haha! I didn''t catch that while reading the OP.

although, saying that, the thing most wrong with that statement is probably the word "Now"

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[quote user="Bethnal Yellow and Green"]

[quote user="Reykjavik Canary"] Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded. [/quote]

 

A little harsh, he was never that bad.

[/quote]

 

I was going to comment on that too... lol   Not that I would ever poke fun at anybodies English for whom it might not be a first language, but that did make me chuckle. Borat eat your heart out...

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[quote user="I am a Banana"]

[quote user="Reykjavik Canary"]Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.[/quote]

Retired.

[/quote]

I think the op lives nearer to the Iceland in Anglia Square, than Reykjavik.    Still, quite entertaining.

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[quote user="I am a Banana"]

[quote user="Reykjavik Canary"]Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.[/quote]

Retired.[/quote]

Haha! Of all the people to be commenting on the word "retarded". You couldn''t make it up! [:D]

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Not even close to funny with those comments RC.And ''our'' Chris Martin is absolutely not a keeper for Ilkeston no matter how funny you thought it would be to suggest he was...

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[quote user="City1st"]"Offense:"oh dear

[/quote]why the "oh dear" ? i can only assume you think this is spelled incorrectly.( i could have used the word "spelt" here, both are correct in the U.K).

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[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="I am a Banana"]

[quote user="Reykjavik Canary"]Simon Whaley - Last played for Chorley in 2011. Is now retarded.[/quote]

Retired.[/quote]


Haha! Of all the people to be commenting on the word "retarded". You couldn''t make it up! [:D]

[/quote]

 

[Y][:D]

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On a serious note Micheal Theo has actually done pretty well since leaving us, I still think that given time to settle there was a good GK in him there. I think he took a lot of the blame for that day which was unfair.

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That may be so Hog, but considering this ''highlight'' video i''ve just seen i''m glad we didn''t wait to find out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr3Dc0WLiU

My favourites probably 1:20 when he falls on his backside... ha

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Marc Tierney  NCFC Norwich City Club Legend........??????????????????? Any doubts i had about this being a spoof thread have just been confirmed.

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