Yorkshire Canary 118 Posted June 3, 2011 Have a look it will make you smile. They are not happy bunnies ref the Sndgrass link.Over 100 posts when i last looked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted June 3, 2011 You need to register to view that forum. What are they unhappy about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCFCPaul 0 Posted June 3, 2011 This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted June 3, 2011 @ NCFCPaul - awesome, totally awsome! ahahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCFCPaul 0 Posted June 3, 2011 Turns out they all really do hate us for being that little better than them in every aspect over the past few seasons. They hate Lambert too for his comment after we won League 1. About them getting all the headlines even though we had won the league and been the better team. They really are a bitter bitter bunch over there.A good friend of mine posts on there so i set up an account (which he doesnt know is me) to wind him up. All in good fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paul moy 235 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="NCFCPaul"]Turns out they all really do hate us for being that little better than them in every aspect over the past few seasons. They hate Lambert too for his comment after we won League 1. About them getting all the headlines even though we had won the league and been the better team. They really are a bitter bitter bunch over there.A good friend of mine posts on there so i set up an account (which he doesnt know is me) to wind him up. All in good fun.[/quote]... a good friend.......until he works out who you are [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted June 3, 2011 "A good friend of mine posts on there so i set up an account (which he doesnt know is me) to wind him up. All in good fun."Heheheh... nice work dude! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted June 3, 2011 Paul, that post you''ve quoted has made my day [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mahogany 0 Posted June 3, 2011 That''s pretty damn funny, imagine what would happen if we go in for Gradel too!On a more serious note... we really should get rid of the music after scoring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryan1992 0 Posted June 3, 2011 I used to have an account on there, untill I got banned, and now I can''t register a new account, but I am thinking about starting a new e-mail address just so I can post on there and read there endless posts about us! They really are bitter, and the comedy gold post shown by NCFCPaul really sums up how bitter and pathetic they are! Brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Sims 0 Posted June 3, 2011 Thats a great find NCFCPaul. haha, he/she has gone into some detail which is brilliant. I hope our Bricklayer can score 20 goals next season too. They admit he can score 20 at any level!woohoo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,183 Posted June 3, 2011 Hope we get Snodgrass. top top player !!.and Max Gradel ?!? YES PLEASE !! been talking him up for ages, fingers crossed :)although the bloke next to me best change his tune as he was calling him "Snotarse" the entire home fixture last season !!!Well, would be nice to rescue him from a tinpot Leeds team :-p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellow blood 0 Posted June 3, 2011 Bricklayer? They can''t even get that right. He was a tyre-fitter [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kirku 1,358 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]Brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scrappy33 0 Posted June 3, 2011 We should re-name them, lets ditch dirty Leeds and now call them jealous Leeds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted June 3, 2011 They can become our feeder club [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norwich or die tryin! 0 Posted June 3, 2011 Brilliant post here from a user called Talking Head with 21,000 posts. I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milehighcanary 0 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="DOGGER"]They can become our feeder club [:D][/quote]Perfect.....funny and genuinely a good idea! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fire3822 0 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]Leeds who? . . . . oh, aren''t they the champions of Europe or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]There are a couple of things I would agree with him about though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 5,159 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="Paul Cluckbert "][quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]There are a couple of things I would agree with him about though.[/quote]Well i must agree with you Cluckbert as you have never seen the fat bricklayer play nor have you ever heard the music played[:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]There are one or two things I would agree with him about though.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Webbo118 0 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="Paul Cluckbert "][quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]There are one or two things I would agree with him about though....[/quote]Easy - everything we''ve done is better than what they''ve done and we sell more season tickets than them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 6,276 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="Time For Heroes"]Brilliant post here from a user called Talking Head with 21,000 posts.I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!! [/quote] --- It is, but sadly now appears to have whooshed past a poster or two here who don''t seem to realise it''s totally tongue in cheek. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canaries Utd 0 Posted June 3, 2011 Brilliant post, congrats to Leeds fan with sense of humour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milehighcanary 0 Posted June 3, 2011 Fire3882...nice avatar picture......original to say the least! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evesham Canary 0 Posted June 3, 2011 Love the sense of humour of the Leeds fan quoted - very funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fire3822 0 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote user="milehighcanary"]Fire3882...nice avatar picture......original to say the least![/quote]Yes,likewise . . . there seems to be a lot of Norwich badges on this forum for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 0 Posted June 4, 2011 [quote user="milehighcanary"]Fire3882...nice avatar picture......original to say the least![/quote]Absolutely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
