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This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board

room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat

mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they

score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact

that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were

relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done.

That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got

him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks

like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent

the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING

SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get

promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger

and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"

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Turns out they all really do hate us for being that little better than them in every aspect over the past few seasons.  They hate Lambert too for his comment after we won League 1.  About them getting all the headlines even though we had won the league and been the better team.  They really are a bitter bitter bunch over there.A good friend of mine posts on there so i set up an account (which he doesnt know is me) to wind him up.  All in good fun.

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[quote user="NCFCPaul"]Turns out they all really do hate us for being that little better than them in every aspect over the past few seasons.  They hate Lambert too for his comment after we won League 1.  About them getting all the headlines even though we had won the league and been the better team.  They really are a bitter bitter bunch over there.

A good friend of mine posts on there so i set up an account (which he doesnt know is me) to wind him up.  All in good fun.
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... a good friend.......until he works out who you are  [:D]

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"A good friend of mine posts on there so i set up an account (which he doesnt know is me) to wind him up. All in good fun."

Heheheh... nice work dude! :D

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That''s pretty damn funny, imagine what would happen if we go in for Gradel too!

On a more serious note... we really should get rid of the music after scoring.

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I used to have an account on there, untill I got banned, and now I can''t register a new account, but I am thinking about starting a new e-mail address just so I can post on there and read there endless posts about us! They really are bitter, and the comedy gold post shown by NCFCPaul really sums up how bitter and pathetic they are! Brilliant!

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Thats a great find NCFCPaul.

 

haha, he/she has gone into some detail which is brilliant. I hope our Bricklayer can score 20 goals next season too. They admit he can score 20 at any level!woohoo!

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Hope we get Snodgrass. top top player !!.and Max Gradel ?!? YES PLEASE !! been talking him up for ages, fingers crossed :)although the bloke next to me best change his tune as he was calling him "Snotarse" the entire home fixture last season !!!Well, would be nice to rescue him from a tinpot Leeds team :-p

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[quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board

room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat

mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they

score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact

that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were

relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done.

That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got

him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks

like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent

the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING

SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get

promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger

and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]Brilliant!

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Brilliant post here from a user called Talking Head with 21,000 posts.

I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the

board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the

ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after

they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the

fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they

were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve

done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town

and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager

who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because

he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY

FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could

get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World

hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!

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[quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board

room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat

mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they

score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact

that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were

relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done.

That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got

him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks

like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent

the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING

SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get

promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger

and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]

Leeds who? . . . . oh, aren''t they the champions of Europe or something?

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[quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board

room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat

mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they

score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact

that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were

relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done.

That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got

him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks

like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent

the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING

SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get

promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger

and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]There are a couple of things I would agree with him about though.

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[quote user="Paul Cluckbert "][quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office.

"I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.

BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]

There are a couple of things I would agree with him about though.
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Well i must agree with you Cluckbert as you have never seen the fat bricklayer play nor have you ever heard the music played[:P]

 

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[quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office."I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board

room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat

mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they

score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact

that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were

relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done.

That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got

him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks

like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent

the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING

SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get

promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger

and found a two-state solution in the middle east.BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]There are one or two things I would agree with him about though....

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[quote user="Paul Cluckbert "][quote user="NCFCPaul"]This has to be my favourite post on there at the moment, literally made me laugh out loud in the office.

"I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.

BASTARDS!!!"[/quote]

There are one or two things I would agree with him about though....
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Easy - everything we''ve done is better than what they''ve done and we sell more season tickets than them.

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[quote user="Time For Heroes"]Brilliant post here from a user called Talking Head with 21,000 posts.


I really fucking hate Norwich. That drunken hag they have in the board room and her husband who looks like Roz from Monsters Inc, the ugly fat mole-looking cunt, their six fingered fans, playing music after they score a goal like the tinpot no-mark bastards they are, and the fact that everything they have done, and I mean everything since they were relegated has been that little bit fucking better than what we''ve done. That they signed a fat bricklayer who was shit for Halifax Town and got him scoring 20 goals a season at whatever level. Their manager who looks like he doesn''t care that you just beat him at chess because he spent the night before shagging your mum. THEY PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEY FUCKING SCORE THE CUNTS, and sell more season tickets than us. We could get promoted unbeaten and find out that the fuckers have solved World hunger and found a two-state solution in the middle east.

BASTARDS!!!



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It is, but sadly now appears to have whooshed past a poster or two here who don''t seem to realise it''s totally tongue in cheek.

 

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[quote user="milehighcanary"]Fire3882...nice avatar picture......original to say the least![/quote]Yes,likewise . . . there seems to be a lot of Norwich badges on this forum for some reason.

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