Worst things to hear at a football match

[Lewie - Holt Our Saviour 0]

[quote user="Canary Pirate"]Following the 4 - 0 drubbing by Newcastle United, Roy Keane has resigned as manager of Ipswich Town. [/quote]More like:"Ipswich Town confirm that Roy keane will keep his job for the next 2 seasons."

[ur just a man in a jacket 0]

andy d''urso is the ref today

[Daryl Sutch is a football genius 0]

Mr Carrow has left the city stand

[StevoM 0]

[quote user="Elvis Hammond"]Mr Carrow has left the city stand [/quote]Haven''t heard that for years.

[Good Evening Neil 0]

[quote user="King Canary"][quote user="Elvis Hammond"]Mr Carrow has left the city stand [/quote]Haven''t heard that for years.[/quote]

he must still be in there somewhere [;)]

[Brendo 0]

"And replacing Grant Holt, please welcome on his first team debut, 7 year old, I am a Banana"

[Lewie - Holt Our Saviour 0]

And the ref for today Paul Taylor..

[ryan1992 0]

[quote user="Lewie - Holt our saviour"][quote user="Canary Pirate"]Following the 4 - 0 drubbing by Newcastle United, Roy Keane has resigned as manager of Ipswich Town. [/quote]
More like:

"Ipswich Town confirm that Roy keane will keep his job for the next 2 seasons."
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How is that bad if he kept his job?

[John 0]

[quote user="Lewie - Holt our saviour"][quote user="Canary Pirate"]Following the 4 - 0 drubbing by Newcastle United, Roy Keane has resigned as manager of Ipswich Town. [/quote]More like:"Ipswich Town confirm that Roy keane will keep his job for the next 2 seasons."[/quote] [8-)]........................ Naaahhh....

[Lewie - Holt Our Saviour 0]

Erm well maybe Ipswich will go down, that''s why?

[Lewie - Holt Our Saviour 0]

Oh sheet I forgot the whole idea of the topic xD Sorry!

[Forever Norwich 0]

Welcome to the fa cup 1st round match against lowestoft town here at carrow road

[Big Slob 0]

[quote user="Herb"]"Can you sit down, please"[/quote]Agreed, first half some women told us to stop standing up because she wanted to sit down, it was the 2nd from top row for gods sake, she either should not go to football matches (my personal choice) or sit at the front.

[DOGGER 0]

Little Bro after 5 mins "I''m bored"

[B-ru 0]

[quote user="Dogger in Mid-Table"]

Little Bro after 5 mins "I''m bored"

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Taking my younger cousin to his first game on Saturday, hope he doesn''t say that!!!

[DOGGER 0]

[quote user="B-ru"][quote user="Dogger in Mid-Table"]

Little Bro after 5 mins "I''m bored"

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Taking my younger cousin to his first game on Saturday, hope he doesn''t say that!!!

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Make sure you take lots of sweets to help with his bordom!!

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please welcome onto the pitch.for your pleasure...THE DELIAETTES [+o(]

[First Wazzock 904]

Robert Chase has just bought all of Delia and Michael''s shares. [:#]

[votepedro 0]

horrible racist chants about ''pikeys'' from some of the numb-skulls at gillingham!

[missing in action? 0]

"its men against boys here today, and norwich might actually win"

[hogesar 9,727]

[quote user="votepedro"]horrible racist chants about ''pikeys'' from some of the numb-skulls at gillingham![/quote]But...Pikey''s suck.

[I am a Banana 0]

[quote user="Brendan"]

"And replacing Grant Holt, please welcome on his first team debut, 7 year old, I am a Banana"

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i''d score a few [:P]

[Brendo 0]

OG''s maybe ;)

[Herb 0]

[quote user="Big Bob"][quote user="Herb"]"Can you sit down, please"[/quote]Agreed, first half some women told us to stop standing up because she wanted to sit down, it was the 2nd from top row for gods sake, she either should not go to football matches (my personal choice) or sit at the front.[/quote]I was refering to stewards saying it. No one else ever does, and rightly so in the lower Barclay. .

[Shack Attack 0]

[quote user="hogesar"][quote user="votepedro"]horrible racist chants about ''pikeys'' from some of the numb-skulls at gillingham![/quote]But...Pikey''s suck.[/quote]Only a pikey would say ''pikey''s'' rather than ''pikeys'' [;)]

[YellowNetsAreBetter 0]

"... and then he dissed me behind my back but I knew he did cos Sarah''s sister got her possy and they texted her and she told me and then I was totally just like, shuuuuup, no waaaay I''m no way goin out with Glen no more even if does do that thing that Chantelle says makes her... ", etc., etc.

[Houston Canary 0]

Let''s be havin'' yer.

[singing canary 0]

a drunken rant by the cooking queen at half time ..???

[ryan1992 0]

[quote user="votepedro"]horrible racist chants about ''pikeys'' from some of the numb-skulls at gillingham![/quote]

how is it racist?

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and as time ticks down at the end of the game...BOOM