John 0 Posted July 24, 2009 [quote user="Downloads"]29. Negative posters don''t put any facts in their posts[/quote]30. Positive posters ignore all negatve facts (i.e. We were relegated!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 24, 2009 31. Most people on here feel that facts are overrated, whether ''positive'' or ''negative'', or ''inbetween''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downloads 35 Posted July 24, 2009 32. It''s hardly something you can ignore. We choose not to live our life on antidepressants and get on with the job of loving football Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Shuck 185 Posted July 24, 2009 32. Posters who feel they are right, have always been right, always will be right, have seen the light, have second sight, and look down on everyone else as a consequence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downloads 35 Posted July 24, 2009 34. I''m off to work - That''s a fact. Altho i will be on the t''internet at 9:30am looking for a press conference! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 24, 2009 35. Productivity in Norwich will mysteriously drop to zero at around half 9 - coinciding with a sharp rise in the number of posts on here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shack Attack 0 Posted July 24, 2009 36. Any rumour/conspiracy theory need only be repeated four times for it to become fact.......sorry, FACT!!!!!!11!!!!1eleventhousandonehundredandeleven1!11!37. Bare statistics with no explanation are the most important tools when it comes to winning an argument(e.g. 53.345% of turnover on wages, a goalscoring ratio of 1.7256 in every four games or a debt of £32.478million). Do not attempt to explain how these figures may be misleading. This will not be tolerated.38. It is perfectly acceptable to describe the board of directors both as Machiavellian schemers and spinners who are devious enough to con 17,000 people into buying season tickets and who can quell any dissent by releasing an army of winged monkeys to derail any thread which may be seen as mildly critical of their actions and incompetent buffoons who couldn''t run a cake stall at a village fete. This is commonly known as The Pink ''Un Paradox.39. Any attempt at irony and/or sarcasm will fly straight over the heads of 57.6% of the messageboard.40. Any poster who does not make their mind up on any particular issue within ten minutes of it being raised will be declared to be a fence sitter. There are no grey areas on the Pink ''Un message board, only black and white. There''s a thread over there --------> discussing a new signing right now. Go on, quick. Is he the next Ronaldo or a fat Sunday league plodder? What do you mean he might be OK but you want to wait until you''ve seen him play a few times before making a judgement? Is he brilliant or rubbish.......ANSWER ME NOW!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted July 24, 2009 41. Wiz will always ignore any post that blows his opinion out the water, despite how many times it is repeated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,555 Posted July 24, 2009 42. Will squeam and squeam and stamp his feet while imploring others to do something he doesn''t have the bottle to do himself[:O]Empty threat or empty head[:^)]You decide[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,349 Posted July 24, 2009 43. Bly''s favourite word is '' discuss ''44. Won''t be long before Nutty and Mello will be swinging the handbags again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Submarine 0 Posted July 24, 2009 45.) Barclay_boy will carry on bullying Nutty Nigel! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted July 24, 2009 46. if you have under 1000 postS you will be HUNG, DRAWN AND QUARTERED FOR BEING A BINNER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hucks 96 0 Posted July 24, 2009 47. For some unknown reason a post every now and then appeartwice in secession. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hucks 96 0 Posted July 24, 2009 47. For some unknown reason a post every now and then appeartwice in secession. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted July 24, 2009 47 Bly will start endless inane threads to which he constantly adds, yet will never answer a direct question48 The Butler is ridiculously tall49 Smudger is ridiculously short50 Wiz is ridiculously deranged Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay Kid 0 Posted July 24, 2009 51) Someone Will Always Waste Their Time Writing An Essay About Some Pointless Topic Which No-One Can Be Bothered To Read! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Slob 0 Posted July 24, 2009 51) Canarytom is the Pinkun idol, that every other poster looks up to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Slob 0 Posted July 24, 2009 Bastard^^ make mine 52 then........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted July 24, 2009 51 - Anything committed to a post will immediately become fact even if evidence to the contrary is displayed, ie £7k wages for Hughes, and that other ridiculous one I forget that probably involves Wiz in some way.52 - CT assumes we care what he''s up to today.53 - A Pinkun poster with only 4 posts to his name passing on a rumour he''s heard will be branded a Binner (although this rumour will later appear in the EDP).54 - Delia''s Devonshire Dirtbox will always bring down the tone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NottsCanary 0 Posted July 24, 2009 55) You know when there is speculation on a players position, he suddenly shops in ASDA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 24, 2009 56. Anyone who complains about another member''s spelling and grammar will inevitably make an embarrassing mistake themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeagle 0 Posted July 24, 2009 57. We all missed Glenn Roeders tenure as England manager Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Eats Walkers! 0 Posted July 24, 2009 58. Beaker will always think the new signing is Hooooooooze.59. Cam will do his best to put a dampener on all rumors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 903 Posted July 24, 2009 60. The one thing that unites us all (well nearly all) is Rays Funds For FONCY.Thanks Ray, Billy and Nutty !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJJJ 0 Posted July 24, 2009 61. It''s been blocked at Dereham 6th form, to stop us nasty nasty city fans from finding out what''s happening when we''re meant to be working. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted July 24, 2009 62) 99.9% of people thought Dion Dublin was a bad signing at the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted July 24, 2009 Number One.... (as always)A chance to meet and make new friends from around the world.(Sighs contentedly) [+o(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortfatb 0 Posted July 24, 2009 69) Cluck is not a hen he''s a cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7rew 0 Posted July 24, 2009 62. The board are Kings of Spin despite the fact that when they are "caught" at it, it would be spotted by a 3 year old child. Also a statement later rendered untrue by changing facts is also spin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zemas tendon 0 Posted July 24, 2009 95% OF THE PEOPLE WHO POST ON HERE, NEVER BEEN TO A GAME AT CARRA RUD!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites