can u sit down please 0 Posted July 23, 2009 ......i''ll get the ball rolling.1) A binner is someone from down the a140 with 6 fingers has 10 kids with there sister and posts on here a lot in the school holidays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Slob 0 Posted July 23, 2009 2) Source - something that should always be given along with transfer speculation [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Man of Kent 0 Posted July 23, 2009 3) everyone thinks (and claims) they know someone that knows something but actually know nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 23, 2009 4) It is mandatory for there to be numerous threads on a single topic at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted July 23, 2009 5) wiz will change his mind everytime the wind changes, and were not supposed to notice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted July 23, 2009 6) This post will end up in an argument about our board/Bryan Gunn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camuldonum 0 Posted July 23, 2009 6) 97 per cent of the information turns out to be wrong - same as virtually ever other club message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted July 23, 2009 8/ Someone will turn up who can only count up to six. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Submarine 0 Posted July 23, 2009 7) Canarytom will carry on being the village idiot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city till i die 0 Posted July 23, 2009 9) you always get someone beating you to it lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 10,734 Posted July 23, 2009 10) Someone will undoubtedly complain about this being off-topic, despite having no forum moderation control whatsoever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCFC_Shaun 0 Posted July 23, 2009 11) WE were first to see Carl Cort in ASDA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted July 24, 2009 12) Spelling, punctuation and grammar doesn''t matter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canarydan82 0 Posted July 24, 2009 12) There is no spell check option on the post screenMany a time u see a wrongly spelt player, etcBut its quite amsuing e.g "Gunn and his coaching Bags???? (badges)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canarydan82 0 Posted July 24, 2009 [quote user="Canarydan82"]12) There is no spell check option on the post screenMany a time u see a wrongly spelt player, etcBut its quite amsuing e.g "Gunn and his coaching Bags???? (badges)"[/quote]As said in point 9 "I got beat to it so it should read 13) There is no spell check option on the post screenMany a time u see a wrongly spelt player, etcBut its quite amsuing e.g "Gunn and his coaching Bags???? (badges)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted July 24, 2009 Spelling, punctuation and grammar does matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forever Norwich 0 Posted July 24, 2009 14. Huckerby or delia will always come up in a post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted July 24, 2009 15) somebody will always bugger a thread up by twisting the subject Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
singing canary 0 Posted July 24, 2009 we know the cook should belong in the kitchen ..""" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The ghost of Michael Theoklitos 0 Posted July 24, 2009 16) No mater who you are - eventually - Bly will accuse you of being Delia, or a member of the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted July 24, 2009 17) Non matching quote blocks in post....this really F88ks me off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The ghost of Michael Theoklitos 0 Posted July 24, 2009 18) No player rumor is official until they have been allegedly spotted in Asda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McCanary 0 Posted July 24, 2009 18) If you dare challenge a select few posters, you WILL be insulted and ridiculed, regardless of your opinion! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay_Boy 0 Posted July 24, 2009 19/ Americans will invade it [:D]20/ No matter what she does, some idiot will always stick up for St Delia, and claim she "saved the club" [:@]21/Someone will always claim that we have a transfer kitty, when all past evidence shows that to be very likely to be untrue [:$]22//Nutty will continue to post 50 times a day, and will always be right [8-|]23/ Buckethead, Andy Larkin, The Big Feller, Inch High and a few others, including, of course The Purists Group, will continue to talk sense [H]24/ Someone will start a really interesting post, ie what was the first thing you bought from the club shop? [|-)]25/ Post match will either be the best or most depressing time to visit the messageboard [:''(] [B] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted July 24, 2009 26. Smudger will continue to arrange his "one man and his dog" demonstrations, starting at the Murderers an hour before kick off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 24, 2009 27. Most people are unable to do simple maths. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted July 24, 2009 [quote user="Graham Humphrey"]27. Most people are unable to do simple maths.[/quote]39. I resent that!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Excited Canary 19 Posted July 24, 2009 28 or 40 [;)] - Half the posters have no humor whatsoever! [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downloads 35 Posted July 24, 2009 29. Negative posters don''t put any facts in their posts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downloads 35 Posted July 24, 2009 30. Everyone loves to have a good chuckle at ''The Purists'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
