Money money money..

[cambridgeshire canary 7,932]

Must be funny in an oil barons world..

 

[Satriales 1,051]

£26 mill a year. That is utterly ridiculous!

[littleyellowbirdie 3,148]

Nice work if you can get it.

[dylanisabaddog 6,197]

Would you like to live in the greatest city in the world and get paid £500k a week for playing football? 

Difficult one..... 

[Mason 47 2,025]

Just now, dylanisabaddog said:

Would you like to live in the greatest city in the world and get paid £500k a week for playing football? 

Difficult one..... 

I mean, I don't think we would quite be offering that much but Knapper might be able to spin a convincing yarn

[dylanisabaddog 6,197]

3 minutes ago, Mason 47 said:

I mean, I don't think we would quite be offering that much but Knapper might be able to spin a convincing yarn

Fancy a day on the Broads Marcus? It will be really exciting. 

PS. sorry Marcus, when you said £500k we thought you meant a year...... 

Edited March 15, 2024 by dylanisabaddog

[TheGunnShow 7,470]

4 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Would you like to live in the greatest city in the world and get paid £500k a week for playing football? 

Difficult one..... 

Didn't realise Dubrovnik had a decent football team! 😉 

[astro 423]

A night out in Yarmouth is sure to sway him into signing for us. 

[cambridgeshire canary 7,932]

25 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Would you like to live in the greatest city in the world and get paid £500k a week for playing football? 

Difficult one..... 

Such a great city it has a psychological syndrome attached to it in which it saddens and depresses those who visit!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Edited March 15, 2024 by cambridgeshire canary

[dylanisabaddog 6,197]

33 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Such a great city it has a psychological syndrome attached to it in which it saddens and depresses those who visit!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

I didn't know Essex had been to Paris! 

[TheGunnShow 7,470]

46 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Such a great city it has a psychological syndrome attached to it in which it saddens and depresses those who visit!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Heh, then there's Stendhal Syndrome from the writer's visit to Florence. I suppose you could use the same logic for me suffering from "Dresden Syndrome" in 2002, but that was definitely a dose of sunstroke.

[......and Smith must score. 1,637]

1 hour ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Would you like to live in the greatest city in the world and get paid £500k a week for playing football? 

Difficult one..... 

Subjective view as to the best city in the world but the half a million a week looks quite attractive

[Badger 2,750]

1 hour ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Would you like to live in the greatest city in the world and get paid £500k a week for playing football? 

Difficult one..... 

... but we can't afford £500,000 per week at City! He'll have to go to Paris instead.

[Fen Canary 1,464]

8 minutes ago, ......and Smith must score. said:

Subjective view as to the best city in the world but the half a million a week looks quite attractive

I’d play football In Chernobyl for half a million a week 

[daz 163]

That's way too much money for a teenage mutant ninja turtle! 🤣 

[Satriales 1,051]

1 hour ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Would you like to live in the greatest city in the world and get paid £500k a week for playing football? 

Difficult one..... 

I'd take the money for sure.  Don't think it's the greatest city in the world though. 

[cambridgeshire canary 7,932]

7 minutes ago, Satriales said:

I'd take the money for sure.  Don't think it's the greatest city in the world though. 

Bit like London. Good for tourists and students but you're never gonna want to live there 

[Well b back 3,653]

2 hours ago, Satriales said:

£26 mill a year. That is utterly ridiculous!

To be fair, could probably earn more if he elected to go and play in Saudi

[splendidrush 745]

3 hours ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Would you like to live in the greatest city in the world and get paid £500k a week for playing football? 

Difficult one..... 

If your starting point is Manchester,  any City would be an improvement.....

[mastoola 204]

4 hours ago, Satriales said:

£26 mill a year. That is utterly ridiculous!

why? do you think he is worth more?

[chicken 3,138]

4 hours ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Must be funny in an oil barons world..

 

That's an actual picture of him running to catch the next flight to Paris isn't it? 

[......and Smith must score. 1,637]

2 hours ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Bit like London. Good for tourists and students but you're never gonna want to live there 

If you live in the sticks you probably wouldn’t want to live there but millions do. If you’ve got enough energy, money and few responsibilities it’s a great place to live.

[Canario 268]

500k a week for a striker who shouldn't be in the England first xi? Football is bonkers. 

It's pretty much like paying 500k a week for Ian Dowie back in the day 😉

[Justin time 200]

Bet he still wouldn’t look happy.

[Mello Yello 2,588]

14 hours ago, Fen Canary said:

I’d play football In Chernobyl for half a million a week 

Make sure you wear an athletic support made of pure lead or Chernobyl fall-out.....