Where Are All the Offers?

[Big Vince 423]

Given that any further transfer activity is predicated upon getting money for Aarons and Omobamidele, where are all the offers? The truth of the matter is that no one is keen to buy them because they are not any good. Moreover, if the boy Andrew was attracting big money interest in January, why isn't he doing so now?

Pre-season is demonstrating all the same weaknesses from last season including Delia clinging on, Attanasio being a complete red herring, no quality in the squad, no 💰 and underwhelming recruitment.

Delia has the club in a handcart and it is being wheeled to L1.

Edited July 17, 2023 by Big Vince

[Serinus Canaria Domestica 57]

BV: I prefer your happy clapper persona on MFW….or is she/he an imposter?

[Midlands Yellow 4,682]

1 minute ago, Big Vince said:

Given that any further transfer activity is predicated upon getting money for Aarons and Omobamidele, where are all the offers? The truth of the matter is that no one is keen to buy them because they are not any good. Moreover, if the boy Andrew was attracting big money interest in January, why isn't he doing so now?

Pre-season is demonstrating all the same weaknesses from last season including Delia clinging on, Attanasio being a complete red herring, no quality in the squad, no 💰 and underwhelming recruitment.

Delia has the club in a handcart and it is being wheeled to L1.

Deep fried donuts available soon though. 

[Serinus Canaria Domestica 57]

MY those would make the deep fried jam sandwich the healthy option…..

[Midlands Yellow 4,682]

1 minute ago, Serinus Canaria Domestica said:

MY those would make the deep fried jam sandwich the healthy option…..

I meant sandwich, a warm overpriced beer should wash them down well. 

[Branston Pickle 4,149]

5 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

Given that any further transfer activity is predicated upon getting money for Aarons and Omobamidele, where are all the offers? The truth of the matter is that no one is keen to buy them because they are not any good. Moreover, if the boy Andrew was attracting big money interest in January, why isn't he doing so now?

Pre-season is demonstrating all the same weaknesses from last season including Delia clinging on, Attanasio being a complete red herring, no quality in the squad, no 💰 and underwhelming recruitment.

Delia has the club in a handcart and it is being wheeled to L1.

That’s not correct from the start, though: Wagner has said it isn’t, and it’s Max and Rashica who are the main two who are meant to be off.

I don’t follow what ‘all the same weaknesses’ are - perhaps you can enlighten me. On second thoughts, don’t bother.  Preseason is mostly about fitness and getting minutes in the legs at this stage.

[Big Vince 423]

The other truth is that Delia is not even a responsible cook. Serving up food that is high in saturated fat and high in sugar places an intolerable burden on the NHS in terms of the plethora of adverse health conditions these ingredients cause. Delia has thus made herself a major contributor to the National Debt, currently standing at £2.6 tn.

[RobJames 922]

2 minutes ago, Branston Pickle said:

That’s not correct from the start, though: Wagner has said it isn’t, and it’s Max and Rashica who are the main two who are meant to be off.

I don’t follow what ‘all the same weaknesses’ are - perhaps you can enlighten me. On second thoughts, don’t bother.  Preseason is mostly about fitness and getting minutes in the legs at this stage.

Actually not quite true. Pre-season is about get the players match ready, not fitness. That is why the games are played at a far slower pace. Fitness is sorted out at Colney where players are out through a number of specific training regimes for that purpose. No game can offer that. It is also a chance for the manager to see how well players are adapting to what is being asked.

[RobJames 922]

1 minute ago, Big Vince said:

The other truth is that Delia is not even a responsible cook. Serving up food that is high in saturated fat and high in sugar places an intolerable burden on the NHS in terms of the plethora of adverse health conditions these ingredients cause. Delia has thus made herself a major contributor to the National Debt, currently standing at £2.6 tn.

[Big Vince 423]

1 minute ago, RobJames said:

Drawing your last breath on your deathbed. Yes, very apt.

[For the future 84]

There is no offers just talk 

[Dr Greenthumb 792]

19 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

The other truth is that Delia is not even a responsible cook. Serving up food that is high in saturated fat and high in sugar places an intolerable burden on the NHS in terms of the plethora of adverse health conditions these ingredients cause. Delia has thus made herself a major contributor to the National Debt, currently standing at £2.6 tn.

I’m not Delias biggest fan, but my word that is an odd stick to try and beat her with

[Yobocop 1,444]

Aarons is a done deal 

[CANARYKING 707]

7 minutes ago, Yobocop said:

Aarons is a done deal 

Source

[Yobocop 1,444]

Just now, CANARYKING said:

Source

Will reveal when its happened 

[Google Bot 3,929]

26 minutes ago, Yobocop said:

Aarons is a done deal 

Heard the same just now in person and came on here to see if there were rumours circulating, apparently West Ham and between £15-20m with bonuses.

I can't believe it personally as it seems much higher than I expected and not sure how good a move that would be for him.

But then, I can't see this info posted anywhere else, so perhaps it is true after reading your post... It certainly doesn't seem to be an idle rumour passed down social media.

Edited July 17, 2023 by Google Bot

[Branston Pickle 4,149]

25 minutes ago, Yobocop said:

Aarons is a done deal 

Roma, by any chance?  This one is taking a while, but tbf i don’t think he’s back yet

[GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary 2,035]

Nobody bought Aarons off the back of having far better seasons than the one he's just had, in the 2 championship winning seasons he got forward chipping in with goals and assists, last season was a poor one for him , probably in some part having much of his attacking instincts beaten out of him by Dean Smith.

Anyone interested now wouldnt be buying because of form but purely through believing theres a cut pruce bargain to be negotiated for a player with 1 yr left of his contract

[Google Bot 3,929]

2 minutes ago, GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary said:

Anyone interested now wouldnt be buying because of form but purely through believing theres a cut pruce bargain to be negotiated for a player with 1 yr left of his contract

It was put out that we wouldn't talk to anyone unless they met our valuation of 30m previously.  Up until this point we've not needed to sell, but obviously things have changed now.

[Commonsense 802]

1 hour ago, Big Vince said:

Given that any further transfer activity is predicated upon getting money for Aarons and Omobamidele, where are all the offers? The truth of the matter is that no one is keen to buy them because they are not any good. Moreover, if the boy Andrew was attracting big money interest in January, why isn't he doing so now?

Pre-season is demonstrating all the same weaknesses from last season including Delia clinging on, Attanasio being a complete red herring, no quality in the squad, no 💰 and underwhelming recruitment.

Delia has the club in a handcart and it is being wheeled to L1.

Aarons is clearly no good that’s why he’s been playing for England under 21s. Anyone would think you were a complete moron ( or a scummer)

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,615]

15 minutes ago, Branston Pickle said:

Roma, by any chance?  This one is taking a while, but tbf i don’t think he’s back yet

Roma have now signed Kristensen from Leeds, and still have Karsdorp and Celik for the right wing-back position. Their two left wing-backs, Spinazzola and Zalewski, are both right-footed as well. Unless there's some sort of incredible revolution about to happen at Roma, I can't see how Aarons can possibly be an option for them.

[canarydan23 4,761]

1 hour ago, Big Vince said:

The other truth is that Delia is not even a responsible cook. Serving up food that is high in saturated fat and high in sugar places an intolerable burden on the NHS in terms of the plethora of adverse health conditions these ingredients cause. Delia has thus made herself a major contributor to the National Debt, currently standing at £2.6 tn.

This is good trolling.

The OP was a poor effort.

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,615]

1 minute ago, canarydan23 said:

This is good trolling.

The OP was a poor effort.

I agree, the first amusing post Big Vince has made for a long, long while.

I'm still baffled that there are some people, and actually regulars on the forum, who don't realise that it's a satirical account.

[canarydan23 4,761]

1 minute ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

I agree, the first amusing post Big Vince has made for a long, long while.

I'm still baffled that there are some people, and actually regulars on the forum, who don't realise that it's a satirical account.

Do you think he just chuckles when he gets a bite, or does something a bit more blue?

[Commonsense 802]

1 hour ago, Big Vince said:

The other truth is that Delia is not even a responsible cook. Serving up food that is high in saturated fat and high in sugar places an intolerable burden on the NHS in terms of the plethora of adverse health conditions these ingredients cause. Delia has thus made herself a major contributor to the National Debt, currently standing at £2.6 tn.

She does however pay taxes regularly and on time as does Norwich City. These contribute to the Exchequer and help to bring down the National Debt. Other clubs have not been so careful with their finances and have even ripped of small local businesses and the St, Johns ambulance-There’s a club like that not too far south!

[Yobocop 1,444]

28 minutes ago, Branston Pickle said:

Roma, by any chance?  This one is taking a while, but tbf i don’t think he’s back yet

Correct 

again I was told nearly a month ago but these things take a while 

Edited July 17, 2023 by Yobocop

[Nuff Said 5,960]

1 hour ago, For the future said:

There is no offers just talk 

There *are* no offers. “Is” is singular, “offers” is plural.

 

Yours pedantically.

[Hardhouse44 289]

I would imagine there has been offers but a lot less than we’d hoped for. Maybe due to the fact that they are 2 defenders who were part of the most calamitous defence the Championship has seen

[SwearyCanary 1,340]

Just now, Hardhouse44 said:

I would imagine there has been offers but a lot less than we’d hoped for. Maybe due to the fact that they are 2 defenders who were part of the most calamitous defence the Championship has seen

‘Most calamitous defence the Championship has ever seen’ lolololol

good one 

[Canario 268]

1 hour ago, Big Vince said:

The other truth is that Delia is not even a responsible cook. Serving up food that is high in saturated fat and high in sugar places an intolerable burden on the NHS in terms of the plethora of adverse health conditions these ingredients cause. Delia has thus made herself a major contributor to the National Debt, currently standing at £2.6 tn.

Tee-Hee. 

Of course we'd be better off with MA and the land of privatised everything. Only 32tn debt there and a complete lack of care for anyone that can't pay.

Maybe we'd be better off with a rich Arab after all Vincey!!