If we went up how many goals would Haaland score against us?

[cambridgeshire canary 6,821]

Fair to say this is quite the record.

At a brand new club.

In a brand new country.

With a world cup break inbetween.

And he's only 22 and it's only April.

 

Edited April 11, 2023 by cambridgeshire canary

[Satriales 697]

1 minute ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Fair to say this is quite the record.

At a brand new club.

In a brand new country.

With a world cup break inbetween.

And he's only 22 and it's only April.

 

1.2 billion goals against us.

[overthebordercanary 142]

We would take the dubious honour away from the binners/southampton/bournemouth of most goals conceded in one game. 

[PockthorpePete 331]

If we go up. It would have a fair few on here in tears. Norwich win the play off final

 

[ged in the onion bag 857]

52 minutes ago, overthebordercanary said:

We would take the dubious honour away from the binners/southampton/bournemouth of most goals conceded in one game. 

He’d score the 10 on his own!

[aBee 152]

Pep would take him off before he broke any single game record so it’d be OK. 

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,042]

1 hour ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Fair to say this is quite the record.

At a brand new club.

In a brand new country.

With a world cup break inbetween.

And he's only 22 and it's only April.

He is a machine but England is not that new to him given that he was born in Leeds and lived here for the first three years of his life whilst his dad played for Leeds.........

 

 

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,042]

Oh and he would not score any against us as he will suffer a mysterious injury on the eve of each game against us...........

[Duncan Edwards 2,271]

753 in a 812-808 home win for us. Idah with 754. 

[BroadstairsR 2,209]

That's the spirit.

 

Little Old Norwich.

[Top corner 230]

Haaland up against us is a frightening thought, it would be like Suarez but on steroids. 

[OnDaBall 137]

They would no doubt play the reserve team, so wouldn't be an issue.

[Capt. Pants 4,284]

None, Omo would have him in his pocket.

Honestly, some on here were pant wetting how many Hugill would score against us. He was sh1te.

Edited April 12, 2023 by Capt. Pants

[cambridgeshire canary 6,821]

3 hours ago, BroadstairsR said:

That's the spirit.

 

Little Old Norwich.

He just scored against Bayern. He's scoring against the top teams for fun in the league every week.

Hate to say the obvious but if you think he would not score against us you're on the strong sauce

[AJ 1,230]

Suarez used to top up his goal scored column by a good 9 or 10 every season we played Liverpool, can't see why Haaland would be any different 😅

[BroadstairsR 2,209]

28 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

He just scored against Bayern. He's scoring against the top teams for fun in the league every week.

Hate to say the obvious but if you think he would not score against us you're on the strong sauce

Where did I say that he wouldn't score against City? I'd put money on him doing just that.

Somebody's on strong sauce and it 'aint me.

Imo, we should be more fearful of another season of Chumps mediocrity and the possible humiliation of a player in the colours of ITFC scoring against us rather than the prospect of the world's hottest striker, playing for one of the world's best teams exhibiting his skills on the Carrow Road turf in front of a full-house and a  worldwide audience of millions.

 

Edited April 12, 2023 by BroadstairsR

[Commonsense 651]

Yet another sh*t Cambridge thread. I seem to remember we played Man City after our first Farke promotion. At the time they hadn’t’t lost for ages. This type of thread appeared pre match. Can’t remember the result though!!

[BroadstairsR 2,209]

2 minutes ago, Commonsense said:

Yet another sh*t Cambridge thread. I seem to remember we played Man City after our first Farke promotion. At the time they hadn’t’t lost for ages. This type of thread appeared pre match. Can’t remember the result though!!

Such a  defeatist attitude seems to be rife among a section of the support.

It might well be more justified after another season of failure in the Chumps when it's the goal-scoring ability of Jordan Hugill we will have worry about rather than that of Erling Haarland.

[Mello Yello 2,303]

...."TWELFTY!"....

[Midlands Yellow 4,085]

A Len Goodman as a conservative guess. 

[Midlands Yellow 4,085]

4 hours ago, Commonsense said:

Yet another sh*t Cambridge thread. I seem to remember we played Man City after our first Farke promotion. At the time they hadn’t’t lost for ages. This type of thread appeared pre match. Can’t remember the result though!!

Quite right, and we dined out on that for a few years. 

[keelansgrandad 6,679]

I do know but I am sworn to secrecy.

[Worthy Nigelton 1,068]

Who cares? 

[Barham Blitz 664]

2.  Fortunately for us Pep seems to like subbing him after he scores 2 ...

[It's Character Forming 1,167]

9 hours ago, Commonsense said:

Yet another sh*t Cambridge thread. I seem to remember we played Man City after our first Farke promotion. At the time they hadn’t’t lost for ages. This type of thread appeared pre match. Can’t remember the result though!!

Yep I remember that and also ones speculating how many Kane would get against us ?

 

This thread by the OP really is desperate.  The point is, Haaland is the best striker in the league and scores against pretty much everyone, so if we go up, whether or not we survive will be down to our overall performance against the rest of the league, not against him nor about how we do against the couple of teams who are fighting it out for the title and win almost every week.

 

The proud 9-0 record of the Scum was mentioned last time we were in the Prem, but it's still out there and a reason for them to have a star on their shirt.