Queen’s funeral

[Capt. Pants 4,236]

1 hour ago, KiwiScot said:

Chelsea v Liverpool, Man Utd v Leeds, Brighton v Palace - Off

John Lewis, Waitrose, Homebase, WH Smith, B&Q, Primark, Sainsbury's, Argos, Aldi and Blue Diamond Garden Centres have all said that they will shut on the day.

Harford Bridge Tesco inc Costa is set to be open at this stage.

[SwearyCanary 1,179]

1 hour ago, Canary73 said:

More widely, some NHS appointments and funeral services scheduled for the 19th have also been cancelled. 

This, if the case is horrifically unfair. Not one bit of this is the queen’s fault, but common sense and decency surely has to prevail?

Why is no one advising Charlie to just publicly state ‘open parliament and don’t go cancelling other peoples lives for this, we’ve moved on from this ‘ten days of mourning’ bollox. It was illegal to be gay when that was last a thing guys.’

[Daz Sparks 1,154]

13 hours ago, Mr Apples said:

I've only had 1700 profile views in 17 years...I'm going to need to up my game if I want to get stalked. 😭💔🤣

Apples

I would have thought you'd be more likely to be cored TBH.

 

Edited September 12, 2022 by Daz Sparks

[The Real Buh 3,432]

12 hours ago, ......and Smith must score. said:

Are these statistics the same as that XG stuff people are always wanging on about ?

Much more interesting than that

I think there needs to be a much wider conversation on obsessive behaviour by certain individuals on this site because this type of behaviour always escalates

 

Edited September 13, 2022 by The Real Buh

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

35 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

Much more interesting than that

I think there needs to be a much wider conversation on obsessive behaviour by certain individuals on this site because this type of behaviour always escalates

 

Does obsessing about mugs of tea count? Asking for an idiot.😇

[The Real Buh 3,432]

Of course, some haven’t had the good sense to stop posting. Some are still visiting my profile bumping up their very telling view counts

sorry, I meant “slipped fingers”

1500 times

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

2 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

Of course, some haven’t had the good sense to stop posting. Some are still visiting my profile bumping up their very telling view counts

sorry, I meant “slipped fingers”

1500 times

It's not your party Buh, you don't get to choose who attends.....scary eh? 

But that's what paranoia does, it makes you think you're more interesting than you actually are.  

I have no idea how many views , likes, etc etc I have, guess why?

Because it makes no difference  at all to me guess why?

I 

Am 

Not 

Paranoid.

Let me state, I have never thought ooh , let's have a look at Buhs profile, he's so Interesting. So , to be 100% clear as I first explained when you brought this up any 'Views ' of your profile by me ARE accidental...it happens. If you could see how long these views were for, ie a second or two, you'd understand. 

Furthermore, what could be gained by looking at your profile,, I honestly don't know because I've not looked, and I doubt anyone else has bothered either.

I hope this eases your obvious distress, if not , seek medical help.

You're welcome.

I must now get on with my busy day 

Adieu Buh, till later.😉😇

 

 

[The Real Buh 3,432]

🤔 nearly 40% of profile views from 1 person?

awwwful lot of slipped fingers going on 😂😂😂😂😂

[Midlands Yellow 3,986]

4 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

🤔 nearly 40% of profile views from 1 person?

awwwful lot of slipped fingers going on 😂😂😂😂😂

Time for police involvement?

[shefcanary 2,409]

2 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Time for police involvement?

Tilly - who'd ya recommend? 🙂 

 

[The Real Buh 3,432]

The lady doth protest too much 😂😂😂

hundreds and hundreds of times checking up on me sorry “slipped fingers”

maybe I should do a pie chart?

[canarydan23 4,060]

11 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

The lady doth protest too much 😂😂😂

hundreds and hundreds of times checking up on me sorry “slipped fingers”

maybe I should do a pie chart?

It wouldn't be the saddest thing you've ever done.

[The Real Buh 3,432]

Just now, canarydan23 said:

It wouldn't be the saddest thing you've ever done.

Where are you on the leaderboard though?

I can tell you this, there’s one poster who is number one, not by a little way, but by MILES 😂😂😂

saddest most obsessive thing I’ve ever seen

[Midlands Yellow 3,986]

21 minutes ago, shefcanary said:

Tilly - who'd ya recommend? 🙂 

 

 

21 minutes ago, shefcanary said:

Tilly - who'd ya recommend? 🙂 

 

This crime (if true) needs to go immediately to an outside police force for impartiality. It has to be a job for the Met. 

[Greavsy 2,415]

Does anyone hear the Eastenders 'duff duffs' after reading Buhs latest cliffhanger.........

 

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

42 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

Does anyone hear the Eastenders 'duff duffs' after reading Buhs latest cliffhanger.........

 

Yep, who will get there first, the cops to arrest Buhs stalker(s) or the men from the funny farm to get Buh.🤷

More importantly, who cares?

Oh yeah, Buh.

[The Real Buh 3,432]

Who cares

he said

nervously

[Greavsy 2,415]

4 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

Who cares

he said

nervously

I dont think Corkio, or anyone else gives a flying whatsit Buh. 

Its well known that stats can be spun whatever way you want.  

[Mengo 823]

3 hours ago, The Real Buh said:

🤔 nearly 40% of profile views from 1 person?

awwwful lot of slipped fingers going on 😂😂😂😂😂

And the award for " The pinkun slipped finger syndrome "  : is awarded to??????

Name and Shame: you know it makes sense.

GOLD  

SILVER

BRONZE

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

1 minute ago, The Real Buh said:

Who cares

he said

nervously

Moi? Non Mon Ami. Those legs plumping up nicely Monsieur Grenouille? 

I Don't have a nervous disposition, sorry for that. 

Give the cops a ring , let them sort it out. 

Or, conversely, stop whining. About imaginary stalkers.

[cambridgeshire canary 6,722]

It was her favorite local.

[Greavsy 2,415]

just seen this. So youre in the middle of your holiday and have to book another night elsewhere! 

Appreciate their staff should have the time / facility to watch the days events, but im sure they could do that without closing the place.

 

 

[wcorkcanary 4,334]

Just now, Mengo said:

And the award for " The pinkun slipped finger syndrome "  : is awarded to??????

Name and Shame: you know it makes sense.

GOLD  

SILVER

BRONZE

Do it . Do it. Do it. 

But be honest.

I'd be proud to know that my inadvertent actions had caused all this distress. Unlike the time I threw a water bomb over a house , aiming for a bunch of friends having a barbecue, it landed smack on a three year olds head, who unsurprisingly was a little shocked and upset. Not my proudest moment. 

C'est la vie Monsier Cuisse de Grenouille . 

[Greavsy 2,415]

this one has also made me laugh

 

 

[Greavsy 2,415]

1 minute ago, wcorkcanary said:

But be honest.

buh? 

[Mr Apples 1,320]

10 minutes ago, Mengo said:

And the award for " The pinkun slipped finger syndrome "  : is awarded to??????

Name and Shame: you know it makes sense.

GOLD  

SILVER

BRONZE

This is a valuable public service, after all no-one wants to be on the end of slipped fingers (well, unless they quite like that kind of thing) and it sounds like there might be some serial offenders out there. ✌️🤭

Apples

[Greavsy 2,415]

38 minutes ago, Mr Apples said:

This is a valuable public service, after all no-one wants to be on the end of slipped fingers (well, unless they quite like that kind of thing) and it sounds like there might be some serial offenders out there. ✌️🤭

Apples

FFS - Finger frequently slipping

[Ken Hairy 3,773]

How is Buh getting information about how many times each person visits, or slips into his profile? All I can see is total views and last 5 visitors. 

[Mengo 823]

9 minutes ago, Ken Hairy said:

How is Buh getting information about how many times each person visits, or slips into his profile? All I can see is total views and last 5 visitors. 

Not got a clue  . I see 👀 the same as you do. Hey, we better be careful , could be accused of stalking our own profiles🤣

[Daz Sparks 1,154]

1 minute ago, Mengo said:

Not got a clue  . I see 👀 the same as you do. Hey, we better be careful , could be accused of stalking our own profiles🤣

Nothing wrong with a bit of self help... 😉