Midlands Yellow 3,985 Posted May 13, 2022 Not a potential new signing but our entry at the Eurovision Song Contest this Saturday. Paint your faces up and cheer the boy on to bring that trophy home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminally Yellow 2,448 Posted May 13, 2022 Get out. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,985 Posted May 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said: Get out. It’s been 25 years Yellow, I’m sure you were gyrating your smiley hips to the Waves when we last won it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,718 Posted May 13, 2022 0 points I assume? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,985 Posted May 13, 2022 Just now, cambridgeshire canary said: 0 points I assume? Interesting, he’d fit in the team after all. Nice one Cambridgeshire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
How I Wrote Elastic Man 1,187 Posted May 13, 2022 I'm going to see my mates Reykjavíkurdætur tonight. They came 2nd in the Iceland qualifiers, having got the most votes in the first round, but losing in the run off, where the top two go head to head. They would have smashed Eurovision, except perhaps for Ukraine Oh well, how sad.... I'm not sure how well the F word would have gone down at Eurovision so maybe it's for the best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 3,772 Posted May 13, 2022 Can he play CDM? (Eurovision even more pointless this year with Ukraine already decided as the winner). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,985 Posted May 13, 2022 1 minute ago, How I Wrote Elastic Man said: I'm going to see my mates Reykjavíkurdætur tonight. They came 2nd in the Iceland qualifiers, having got the most votes in the first round, but losing in the run off, where the top two go head to head. They would have smashed Eurovision, except perhaps for Ukraine Oh well, how sad.... I'm not sure how well the F word would have gone down at Eurovision so maybe it's for the best Fantastic, this is what a Friendly Friday is all about. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
How I Wrote Elastic Man 1,187 Posted May 13, 2022 The UK should be promoting some great new young blood at Eurovision. Like these kids. They're fantastic 🙂 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
How I Wrote Elastic Man 1,187 Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Fantastic, this is what a Friendly Friday is all about. Get the family round, and have a singalong Bad bítch - ég er gellaTek þetta allt - ætla ekk'að veljaTurn this around - ætlekk'að dveljaFúckboys they keep me dry like an umbrellaFífl og fávitar fá ekki friðÉg gefst ekki uppÉg gef ekki griðFiðrildi í hjartanuFer uppá sviðFædd til að snú'essu við Booom baby ég er alheimurinnEf að Karl Marx lifði vær'ann kærastinn minnBorða ríka kalla í morgunmatinnEn tek enga ábyrgð eins og gerandinn minn - eyyLegg saman tvo og tvoSegi eitt en ger'eitthvað annað svoFæðum nýtt lífFærum þér nýja vonI´m the virgin Mary, baby I'm the whóre Take me awaySomewhere where nothing stands in our wayYeah we're counting downFeet off the groundWe're dancing to the rising soundThis time gonna turn this aroundTurn this around Ég fer uppá sviðEf mig langar tilÞó að eitthvað lið fríkiMeð dætur mér við hliðFyllum dansgólfiðPlássið er ekk'of lítiðHér er pláss fyrir drottningarPláss fyrir fríkinPláss fyrir hotnessOg pláss fyrir lýtinPláss fyrir okkur sem tók'allan skítinn Pláss fyrir þögnPláss fyrir beatið They love us aloneBut they hate us together Yeah turn this aroundOwn the stage and turn this aroundUse your voice and turn this aroundTake up the space baby turn this around Mortal Comeback kem inn og sparkaViltu bita - ekkert að þakkaMættar á dansgólfið - gólfið er marglitt Jóga retreatið það verður að mospittFokk thisMeika ekkað haldessá loftiÉg og þú og stelpan mín poppinSjokkið þegar þeir sjá þessa boss bítch Drottning - tek ykkur með mér á toppinnTake me awaySomewhere where nothing stands in our wayYeah we're counting downFeet off the groundWe're dancing to the rising soundThis time gonna turn this around Turn this around Edited May 13, 2022 by How I Wrote Elastic Man Swear filter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,940 Posted May 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, How I Wrote Elastic Man said: Get the family round, and have a singalong Bad bítch - ég er gellaTek þetta allt - ætla ekk'að veljaTurn this around - ætlekk'að dveljaFúckboys they keep me dry like an umbrellaFífl og fávitar fá ekki friðÉg gefst ekki uppÉg gef ekki griðFiðrildi í hjartanuFer uppá sviðFædd til að snú'essu við Booom baby ég er alheimurinnEf að Karl Marx lifði vær'ann kærastinn minnBorða ríka kalla í morgunmatinnEn tek enga ábyrgð eins og gerandinn minn - eyyLegg saman tvo og tvoSegi eitt en ger'eitthvað annað svoFæðum nýtt lífFærum þér nýja vonI´m the virgin Mary, baby I'm the whóre Take me awaySomewhere where nothing stands in our wayYeah we're counting downFeet off the groundWe're dancing to the rising soundThis time gonna turn this aroundTurn this around Ég fer uppá sviðEf mig langar tilÞó að eitthvað lið fríkiMeð dætur mér við hliðFyllum dansgólfiðPlássið er ekk'of lítiðHér er pláss fyrir drottningarPláss fyrir fríkinPláss fyrir hotnessOg pláss fyrir lýtinPláss fyrir okkur sem tók'allan skítinn Pláss fyrir þögnPláss fyrir beatið They love us aloneBut they hate us together Yeah turn this aroundOwn the stage and turn this aroundUse your voice and turn this aroundTake up the space baby turn this around Mortal Comeback kem inn og sparkaViltu bita - ekkert að þakkaMættar á dansgólfið - gólfið er marglitt Jóga retreatið það verður að mospittFokk thisMeika ekkað haldessá loftiÉg og þú og stelpan mín poppinSjokkið þegar þeir sjá þessa boss bítch Drottning - tek ykkur með mér á toppinnTake me awaySomewhere where nothing stands in our wayYeah we're counting downFeet off the groundWe're dancing to the rising soundThis time gonna turn this around Turn this around Reckon that could become an anthemic terrace chant. Although after about ten shots of brennivin it doesn't matter what you try to say, it comes out close enough. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary73 160 Posted May 13, 2022 Norway or Sweden for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 1,897 Posted May 13, 2022 Prefer Shaun Ryder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,431 Posted May 13, 2022 When we don’t win the Eurovision it will be because some of you lot wanted us to lose . Literally. I hope you are all proud of yourselves. All of ya. GPB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,985 Posted May 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Pyro Pete said: Prefer Shaun Ryder. Good shout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted May 13, 2022 I’m fairly sure Russia would probably beat us if they were in it this year 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,820 Posted May 13, 2022 Not really sure why Sam Ryder is second favourite when the song is as bang average as the UK entry always is. As a fan of the bizarre and entertaining, I'd like to see Norway do well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 3,772 Posted May 14, 2022 8 hours ago, Graham Paddons Beard said: When we don’t win the Eurovision it will be because some of you lot wanted us to lose . Literally. I hope you are all proud of yourselves. All of ya. GPB Graham Norton Out!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminally Yellow 2,448 Posted May 14, 2022 10 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said: Fantastic, this is what a Friendly Friday is all about. Get out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminally Yellow 2,448 Posted May 14, 2022 10 hours ago, Pyro Pete said: Prefer Shaun Ryder. Get out. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,234 Posted May 14, 2022 He will probably get 0 points as the europeans largely hate us no matter what song we put out. Ukraine will clean up on this. Sadly most of their performers will be called to arms in a few weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shefcanary 2,408 Posted May 14, 2022 The Czech entry is sung by former students of the Music College in Leeds I worked at. Nothing good has ever really come out of Leeds except The Wedding Present or Gang of Four! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,921 Posted May 14, 2022 The Moldovan entry is absolutely extraordinary. As for Sam Ryder, I have to turn over the radio when it's played. Absolutely awful. As for why he's second favourite, @MidlandsYellow will explain it to you. It's to do with patriotic betting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shefcanary 2,408 Posted May 14, 2022 6 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said: The Moldovan entry is absolutely extraordinary. As for Sam Ryder, I have to turn over the radio when it's played. Absolutely awful. As for why he's second favourite, @MidlandsYellow will explain it to you. It's to do with patriotic betting. I do too. Reminds me of the vocal histrionics of Adele, or Whitney before her. Turn it off music. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raunds canary 215 Posted May 14, 2022 Bucks fizz.... Good or bad? I can never make my mind up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,141 Posted May 14, 2022 I’m with you Midlands (in spirit, probably multiple spirits), even if none of the rest of these miserable gits are. Come on Sam! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,921 Posted May 14, 2022 43 minutes ago, Nuff Said said: I’m with you Midlands (in spirit, probably multiple spirits), even if none of the rest of these miserable gits are. Come on Sam! That's no fair😊 Our song is bang average at best. The real fun to be had with Eurovision is listening to Brexiteers moaning about how much Europe hates us😂 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,985 Posted May 14, 2022 We’re song 22 tonight, Beautiful evening for it too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,415 Posted May 14, 2022 The song is utter 5hite as usual. When will we learn people want bing, bang a bong cheese. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrivvy 16 Posted May 14, 2022 5 hours ago, shefcanary said: The Czech entry is sung by former students of the Music College in Leeds I worked at. Nothing good has ever really come out of Leeds except The Wedding Present or Gang of Four! And Cud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites