The Real Buh 3,496 Posted December 11, 2021 I always bang this drum because it’s a real bug-bear of mine. I reckon today will see even more man United fans in home areas for a few reasons: 1> A certain type of NCFC season ticket holder will give their ticket or sell their ticket happily to the “big team” fans, scum in my opinion but that’s another matter 2>Omicron - some don’t want to go today because of the National scare campaign about the virus. They’ll lend their ticket to Dave who’s never left Hemsby but is an ardent Man United fan 3> the return of Ronaldo - the saviour returns, never mind those rape allegations or the creepy stuff he did with a surrogate mother he’s back! And those ardent man United fans that have never seen a road sign with Manchester on it let alone have any connection to the club whatsoever will bend over backwards for a ticket I think we might see some trouble today, honestly. These fans never go to games and don’t know how to act. Ronaldo scores and they’ll jump up and celebrate, then you’ve got a riot on your hands. just keep an eye on this one guys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,255 Posted December 11, 2021 This should be moved to the Non-football section. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,496 Posted December 11, 2021 Just now, A Load of Squit said: This should be moved to the Non-football section. 😅😅 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,475 Posted December 11, 2021 It's not the 1980's anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,496 Posted December 11, 2021 Just now, Wings of a Sparrow said: It's not the 1980's anymore. Tell the man United fans that! They’ve been watching the real football factories all week and have never been to a game. always a dangerous combination Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted December 11, 2021 47 minutes ago, The Real Buh said: I always bang this drum because it’s a real bug-bear of mine. I reckon today will see even more man United fans in home areas for a few reasons: 1> A certain type of NCFC season ticket holder will give their ticket or sell their ticket happily to the “big team” fans, scum in my opinion but that’s another matter 2>Omicron - some don’t want to go today because of the National scare campaign about the virus. They’ll lend their ticket to Dave who’s never left Hemsby but is an ardent Man United fan 3> the return of Ronaldo - the saviour returns, never mind those rape allegations or the creepy stuff he did with a surrogate mother he’s back! And those ardent man United fans that have never seen a road sign with Manchester on it let alone have any connection to the club whatsoever will bend over backwards for a ticket I think we might see some trouble today, honestly. These fans never go to games and don’t know how to act. Ronaldo scores and they’ll jump up and celebrate, then you’ve got a riot on your hands. just keep an eye on this one guys A riot? You have experienced the majority of Norwich fans haven't you? I mean, the tutting will reach a fair volume....... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,315 Posted December 11, 2021 I envisage a gaggle of Yarmuff Redz swaggering down from the Station like a drunk an' feisty Liam Gallagher (Man City Fan) and communicating to each other in a bastardised Mancnorfolk accent. Asking folk going to the ground 'Any spare tickets maaaate?'.... When I take to my seat at Cathedral Carra this afternoon, I shall be scouring my immediate area, and anyone that isn't sporting a barbour jacket, expensive brogues, designer flat cap and plus-fours (shooting) or speaking in a plummy accent and continually saying 'Yah, Yah, Absolutely, Yah, Yah, Yah' whilst swigging from silver hip-flasks....and saying 'My gosh I do love my second home in North Norfolk, Yah, Yah'.....'I also absolutely lurv my soccer it's sooper Yah, Yah'.....I will know that my seating area has been infiltrated and compromised by the doirty, feelthy and unwashed Utd support.....Believe you me, they'll feel the wrath and power of my shooting stick!...'Yah, Yah, for sure, absolutely!'....."HARUMPH!"..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary 1,821 Posted December 11, 2021 That would only be the case until such time as United score and/if they then make themselves known. They wouldnt be in there for long Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,496 Posted December 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary said: That would only be the case until such time as United score and/if they then make themselves known. They wouldnt be in there for long From what I’ve seen in The past the stewards just let them stay and cheer away. but let’s face it, stewards are failed bouncers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
essex canary 516 Posted December 11, 2021 40 minutes ago, The Real Buh said: From what I’ve seen in The past the stewards just let them stay and cheer away. but let’s face it, stewards are failed bouncers. Perhaps the stewards will go on strike demanding the same hourly rate as Ronaldo plus a danger money bonus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,828 Posted December 11, 2021 37 minutes ago, essex canary said: Perhaps the stewards will go on strike demanding the same hourly rate as Ronaldo plus a danger money bonus? For life naturally. 😛 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alex_ncfc 667 Posted December 11, 2021 Watch the Barclay or River End when ManU score, there will be tonnes of people jumping up in celebration, always been the same when Man Utd come to town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crab man 171 Posted December 11, 2021 Aren't stewards obliged to eject supporters in the wrong sections? Get those scummy b*****ds out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,496 Posted December 11, 2021 Just now, crab man said: Aren't stewards obliged to eject supporters in the wrong sections? Get those scummy b*****ds out Stewards ignore away fans in home sections literally all the time. They’d probably ignore a fire or a ticking clock strapped to some TNT as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,475 Posted December 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, The Real Buh said: Stewards ignore away fans in home sections literally all the time. Agree with this, I’ve seen it a few times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluefloyd 58 Posted December 11, 2021 1 hour ago, The Real Buh said: Stewards ignore away fans in home sections literally all the time. They’d probably ignore a fire or a ticking clock strapped to some TNT as well They clamped down really hard on the riot inducing issue of my 8 year old standing on his seat so he could actually see the game. Genuinely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,496 Posted December 11, 2021 Just now, Bluefloyd said: They clamped down really hard on the riot inducing issue of my 8 year old standing on his seat so he could actually see the game. Genuinely. #JustStewardThings and they wonder why they get no respect? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluefloyd 58 Posted December 11, 2021 1 minute ago, The Real Buh said: #JustStewardThings and they wonder why they get no respect? To be fair he was waving a flare and swearing like a trooper 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,475 Posted December 11, 2021 They have a duty of care im sure. Seat flips back, and your son gets injured. Imagine the paper work for that! That's what they are trying to avoid. They are seats, not stools. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,315 Posted December 11, 2021 Long time since I've seen the 'Bobby Copter' flying above Carra.....? We are honoured..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted December 11, 2021 6 hours ago, The Real Buh said: I think we might see some trouble today, honestly. These fans never go to games and don’t know how to act. Ronaldo scores and they’ll jump up and celebrate, then you’ve got a riot on your hands. just keep an eye on this one guys Somebody has been watching too many Danny Dyer films. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surfer 1,547 Posted December 11, 2021 How can you tell if they are Man U fans, half of them are wearing yellow and green scarves anyway aren’t they? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,126 Posted December 11, 2021 10 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said: Somebody has been watching too many Danny Dyer films. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,496 Posted December 11, 2021 28 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said: Somebody has been watching too many Danny Dyer films. It’s something you can only appreciate if you go to games so you can bounce, tub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,265 Posted December 11, 2021 Hope there are none round me. Anyone giving their season ticket to an away fan should be banned for life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,496 Posted December 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, The Raptor said: Hope there are none round me. Anyone giving their season ticket to an away fan should be banned for life. Anyone wearing full kit or a half and half scarf should also be banned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haus 260 Posted December 11, 2021 I never understand how people support a team from a place they've not been to or have almost no connection to. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted December 11, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Real Buh said: It’s something you can only appreciate if you go to games so you can bounce, tub. Saw six Ipswich fans jump up in the Riverend a few years ago, nobody did anything, even the stewards bottled it. Like I said, too much Danny Dyer for you, they'll get a few shouts of "fack off you c*nts" and the stewards a few "get them out!", in the real world people aren't thick, they have jobs to lose and know that cctv exists, so no Buh.... there will be no riot, now go put your Stone Island on and w*nk off over Football Factory. Edited December 11, 2021 by TeemuVanBasten Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,475 Posted December 11, 2021 Well the two that were in the upper river end soon got evicted today once they showed their true colours! More of that please, and let the true fans watch our team. Ban those two idiots and the two who sold them their seats. YBF the head steward did come back afterwards to get their seat numbers, for further investigation. Shame they had moved round a little before kick off, and even got some regular season ticket holders to move so they could sit together, but hopefully the club can work it out and take appropriate action. Respect to the stewards for getting them out quickly and efficiently. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
East Rider 562 Posted December 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Greavsy said: Well the two that were in the upper river end soon got evicted today once they showed their true colours! More of that please, and let the true fans watch our team. Ban those two idiots and the two who sold them their seats. YBF the head steward did come back afterwards to get their seat numbers, for further investigation. Shame they had moved round a little before kick off, and even got some regular season ticket holders to move so they could sit together, but hopefully the club can work it out and take appropriate action. Respect to the stewards for getting them out quickly and efficiently. Yes saw that, it was near me about 7/8 rows from the front. Thought it was only the one thrown out from my view point and the steward was quick and dealt with it well I thought. It certainly upset a few around us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites