Increased numbers of United fans in Home areas?

[The Real Buh 3,446]

I always bang this drum because it’s a real bug-bear of mine.

I reckon today will see even more man United fans in home areas for a few reasons:

1> A certain type of NCFC season ticket holder will give their ticket or sell their ticket happily to the “big team” fans, scum in my opinion but that’s another matter

2>Omicron - some don’t want to go today because of the National scare campaign about the virus. They’ll lend their ticket to Dave who’s never left Hemsby but is an ardent Man United fan

3> the return of Ronaldo - the saviour returns, never mind those rape allegations or the creepy stuff he did with a surrogate mother he’s back! And those ardent man United fans that have never seen a road sign with Manchester on it let alone have any connection to the club whatsoever will bend over backwards for a ticket

I think we might see some trouble today, honestly. These fans never go to games and don’t know how to act. Ronaldo scores and they’ll jump up and celebrate, then you’ve got a riot on your hands.

just keep an eye on this one guys

[A Load of Squit 5,194]

This should be moved to the Non-football section.

 

[The Real Buh 3,446]

Just now, A Load of Squit said:

This should be moved to the Non-football section.

 

😅😅

[Wings of a Sparrow 1,423]

It's not the 1980's anymore.

[The Real Buh 3,446]

Just now, Wings of a Sparrow said:

It's not the 1980's anymore.

Tell the man United fans that! They’ve been watching the real football factories all week and have never been to a game.

always a dangerous combination 

[Unhinged Canary 375]

47 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

 

I always bang this drum because it’s a real bug-bear of mine.

I reckon today will see even more man United fans in home areas for a few reasons:

1> A certain type of NCFC season ticket holder will give their ticket or sell their ticket happily to the “big team” fans, scum in my opinion but that’s another matter

2>Omicron - some don’t want to go today because of the National scare campaign about the virus. They’ll lend their ticket to Dave who’s never left Hemsby but is an ardent Man United fan

3> the return of Ronaldo - the saviour returns, never mind those rape allegations or the creepy stuff he did with a surrogate mother he’s back! And those ardent man United fans that have never seen a road sign with Manchester on it let alone have any connection to the club whatsoever will bend over backwards for a ticket

I think we might see some trouble today, honestly. These fans never go to games and don’t know how to act. Ronaldo scores and they’ll jump up and celebrate, then you’ve got a riot on your hands.

just keep an eye on this one guys

A riot? You have experienced the majority of Norwich fans haven't you?

I mean, the tutting will reach a fair volume.......

[Mello Yello 2,297]

I envisage a gaggle of Yarmuff Redz swaggering down from the Station like a drunk an' feisty Liam Gallagher (Man City Fan) and communicating to each other in a bastardised Mancnorfolk accent. Asking folk going to the ground 'Any spare tickets maaaate?'....

When I take to my seat at Cathedral Carra this afternoon, I shall be scouring my immediate area, and anyone that isn't sporting a barbour jacket, expensive brogues, designer flat cap and plus-fours (shooting) or speaking in a plummy accent and continually saying 'Yah, Yah, Absolutely, Yah, Yah, Yah' whilst swigging from silver hip-flasks....and saying 'My gosh I do love my second home in North Norfolk, Yah, Yah'.....'I also absolutely lurv my soccer it's sooper Yah, Yah'.....I will know that my seating area has been infiltrated and compromised by the doirty, feelthy and unwashed Utd support.....Believe you me, they'll feel the wrath and power of my shooting stick!...'Yah, Yah, for sure, absolutely!'....."HARUMPH!"..... 

[GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary 1,791]

That would only be the case until such time as United score and/if they then make themselves known.

They wouldnt be in there for long

[The Real Buh 3,446]

2 minutes ago, GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary said:

That would only be the case until such time as United score and/if they then make themselves known.

They wouldnt be in there for long

From what I’ve seen in The past the stewards just let them stay and cheer away.

but let’s face it, stewards are failed bouncers.

[essex canary 498]

40 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

From what I’ve seen in The past the stewards just let them stay and cheer away.

but let’s face it, stewards are failed bouncers.

Perhaps the stewards will go on strike demanding the same hourly rate as Ronaldo plus a danger money bonus?

[TIL 1010 4,774]

37 minutes ago, essex canary said:

Perhaps the stewards will go on strike demanding the same hourly rate as Ronaldo plus a danger money bonus?

For life naturally. 😛

[alex_ncfc 662]

Watch the Barclay or River End when ManU score, there will be tonnes of people jumping up in celebration, always been the same when Man Utd come to town.

[crab man 164]

Aren't stewards obliged to eject supporters in the wrong sections? Get those scummy b*****ds out 

[The Real Buh 3,446]

Just now, crab man said:

Aren't stewards obliged to eject supporters in the wrong sections? Get those scummy b*****ds out 

Stewards ignore away fans in home sections literally all the time.

They’d probably ignore a fire or a ticking clock strapped to some TNT as well

[FenwayFrank 2,460]

9 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

Stewards ignore away fans in home sections literally all the time.

Agree with this, I’ve seen it a few times

[Bluefloyd 58]

1 hour ago, The Real Buh said:

Stewards ignore away fans in home sections literally all the time.

They’d probably ignore a fire or a ticking clock strapped to some TNT as well

They clamped down really hard on the riot inducing issue of my 8 year old standing on his seat so he could actually see the game. Genuinely.

[The Real Buh 3,446]

Just now, Bluefloyd said:

They clamped down really hard on the riot inducing issue of my 8 year old standing on his seat so he could actually see the game. Genuinely.

#JustStewardThings

and they wonder why they get no respect?

[Bluefloyd 58]

1 minute ago, The Real Buh said:

#JustStewardThings

and they wonder why they get no respect?

To be fair he was waving a flare and swearing like a trooper

[Greavsy 2,418]

They have a duty of care im sure. 

Seat flips back, and your son gets injured. Imagine the paper work for that! That's what they are trying to avoid. They are seats, not stools. 

[Mello Yello 2,297]

Long time since I've seen the 'Bobby Copter' flying above Carra.....?

We are honoured.....

[TeemuVanBasten 3,327]

6 hours ago, The Real Buh said:

I think we might see some trouble today, honestly. These fans never go to games and don’t know how to act. Ronaldo scores and they’ll jump up and celebrate, then you’ve got a riot on your hands.

just keep an eye on this one guys

Somebody has been watching too many Danny Dyer films.

 

[Surfer 1,547]

How can you tell if they are Man U fans, half of them are wearing yellow and green scarves anyway aren’t they? 

[Midlands Yellow 4,015]

10 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

Somebody has been watching too many Danny Dyer films.

 

 

[The Real Buh 3,446]

28 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

Somebody has been watching too many Danny Dyer films.

 

It’s something you can only appreciate if you go to games so you can bounce, tub.

[The Raptor 1,223]

Hope there are none round me.

Anyone giving their season ticket to an away fan should be banned for life. 

[The Real Buh 3,446]

2 minutes ago, The Raptor said:

Hope there are none round me.

Anyone giving their season ticket to an away fan should be banned for life. 

Anyone wearing full kit or a half and half scarf should also be banned

[Haus 259]

I never understand how people support a team from a place they've not been to or have almost no connection to. 

[TeemuVanBasten 3,327]

1 hour ago, The Real Buh said:

It’s something you can only appreciate if you go to games so you can bounce, tub.

Saw six Ipswich fans jump up in the Riverend a few years ago, nobody did anything, even the stewards bottled it. 

Like I said, too much Danny Dyer for you, they'll get a few shouts of "fack off you c*nts" and the stewards a few "get them out!", in the real world people aren't thick, they have jobs to lose and know that cctv exists, so no Buh.... there will be no riot, now go put your Stone Island on and w*nk off over Football Factory.

 

Edited December 11, 2021 by TeemuVanBasten

[Greavsy 2,418]

Well the two that were in the upper river end soon got evicted today once they showed their true colours!

More of that please, and let the true fans watch our team. 

Ban those two idiots and the two who sold them their seats. 

YBF the head steward did come back afterwards to get their seat numbers, for further investigation. Shame they had moved round a little before kick off, and even got some regular season ticket holders to move so they could sit together, but hopefully the club can work it out and take appropriate action. 

Respect to the stewards for getting them out quickly and efficiently.   

[East Rider 551]

1 hour ago, Greavsy said:

Well the two that were in the upper river end soon got evicted today once they showed their true colours!

More of that please, and let the true fans watch our team. 

Ban those two idiots and the two who sold them their seats. 

YBF the head steward did come back afterwards to get their seat numbers, for further investigation. Shame they had moved round a little before kick off, and even got some regular season ticket holders to move so they could sit together, but hopefully the club can work it out and take appropriate action. 

Respect to the stewards for getting them out quickly and efficiently.   

Yes saw that, it was near me about 7/8 rows from the front. Thought it was only the one thrown out from my view point and the steward was quick and dealt with it well I thought.

It certainly upset a few around us