Trevor Hockey's Beard

For once you have posted what I have been thinking - that I want both teams to lose. The only scenario I can imagine is someone sliding into Haarland in full flight, breaking his leg and a huge fight breaking out, with the game being abandoned ,( but even I don't want that to happen.) How about a very dull 0-0 at FT, with one side being awarded a blatantly bad VAR decision penalty in the 120th minute and the fans have a huge fight. Either way both teams are fined £100 million and relegated to the northern Conference League. Result.

Can he play Defensive Midfield?

Does anyone else feel that the Wolves versus Everton game was allowed to carry on until Everton scored - they'd still be playing now if necessary? The Premier League is a product - I find it hard to believe that results are not manipulated.

Could we be paid in Gas? Or Black Gold?

Surely anything about an Old Man's Crusty Ring should be in the non-Football section.

Thank you for the detailed, and very informative explanation. I seem to remember that the last time I cleared my browsing history and cookies, I had problems with my regular sites that I visit, like internet banking. I'll just keep clicking on my Google icon until something changes.

Wait, so they want to clear out my cache? Scammers. Serious question - what does it mean about clearing out my cache?

I think that the underlying point here is how we seem to fail with our loan signings. My failing memory recalls peter Crouch as our last successful loan ( I don't count Hucks as we signed him - and how I wish we'd signed Crouch). To see Gilmour catching the eye yesterday does raise the question of "What is going on?" Are we just signing these loanees too early in their career ( see also Harry Kane)? One Patrick Roberts also salvaged a point for Sunderland yesterday. See also Aaron Ramsey. How long before Marquinhos scores the winning goal for Arsenal at the Champions' League Final?

Is his first name "Boris" by any chance?

The quality of your homework now depends on the quality of the AI you choose to do it. How long before AI is used to mark AI generated homework? And how can it give anything other than A+?

I just watched the highlights, and if I was a Leeds fan I'd be pretty cross about the second goal - Trent A-A clearly controls the ball with his elbow to start the attack, but VAR says the offense was too far back to disallow the goal - how about just pointing up a handball missed by the Ref? In Broken Britain I guess it is too much to hope that we could use VAR wisely. Still, at least we won't have VAR to worry about next season.

While Haaland is playing like this I don't want Norwich anywhere near the same league as him - he'd break the 9 goal record on his own against us... and then be subbed at halftime.

Is that the Wolfsburg Diving Team who are interested? I didn't know that diving had become such a cash rich sport.

If we went up we would be cementing the claim that we are wasting a place in the Prem. Let Millwall or Preston - or especially Luton, have their time in the Big Boys' League. Let them realise that it isn't all it's cracked up to be.

"Gordon is a moron." Jilted John.

I can only think that getting relegated is some kind of tax ploy on the part of the owners. The fans will need something much stiffer than tea in their mugs to watch his brand of football take them down.

One way of assessing whether a Manager is good or not is to see how they do with the squad they inherit. While we are not tearing up this league, Wagner and his assistants have encouraged much better performances from several in the squad, and done good work with our midfield, especially when it comes to goal-scoring. They've had less scope to improve our front and back lines, which may take some time to get right. But Smith is delusional if he thinks that he did anything other than fail, and fail repeatedly, during his time at Carrow Road.

My Dad went to many of the games and he used to talk about how he made the mistake of standing behind one of the barriers. He thought he was going to die.

I guess the FA want a City v United Final. Kerching.

Apparently he got someone sent off for a second bookable offence. Apparently Cantwell went to ground very easily. Sounds about right.

I can remember two occasions when I was a boy and someone referred to their "Fancy". It was a long time before I realised what word they were trying to say. I thought that having a "Fancy" was a bit racy, especially for the people concerned.

I should have gone to Specsavers, as I thought it said "THE DOGGERS STAND".

Looks more like trapped wind to me.

If it had been Grealish he'd have flown through the air, rolled over about 10 times and ended up prone on the ground, looking like an extra for the Beach scene in Shaving Ryan's Privates.

For me he was the voice of football. I will fire up my Gamecube and play a game of Fifa 2005 just to hear him commentating with Ally McCoist. The game has some great asides for when the football has become dull. My favourite is "There's bad news Ally. There's no chips today." Sad news. Another legend gone.