Worlds Best Football Chants...

[Brendo 0]

What do you think are some of the funniest, best or most clever football songs?

I like :

He''ll shoot, He''ll score, He''ll eat your labrador, Soel Ki-Hoeng,

Adebayorrrrrrrr, Adebayorrrrr, His dad wahses Elephants, His mums a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

We Love you Paul Mcviegh.........

cant think of many [:(] too tired...

any else.............................................??

[cartojal 0]

brendan, ohh brendan, brendan is a bore , who likes sniffin'' whoreeessssssss

[Forever Norwich 0]

Down on your sister you went down on your sisterrrrrrrr

5 women 4 women 3 women 2 women 1 woman and his mobile phone went to bed with ashley (cole)

[Brendo 0]

Cartojal, seeing as your having a go at me for what i see as no reason, and calling me "underage" dont you think your being a tad childish?

go home dude, your not wanted...

[Excited Canary 19]

I like these two:

Park,park,

Wherever you may be,

You eat dogs in your home country,

it could be worse,

could be a scouse,

Eating rats in a council house!

And...in responce livepool sing:

Kuyt, Kuyt?

Wherever you may be,

You smoke pot in your home country,

Could be worse,

Could be a Manc,

Asking your sister for a w*n*

[DOGGER 0]

OTBC!!!

[ur just a man in a jacket 0]

to any of the big 4.....

 

WE SUPPORT OUR LOCAL TEAM

[Excited Canary 19]

^^ I don''t support my local team! :p

[canary cherub 1]

One of our best in recent years was after Delia''s half-time "moment", our next game was home to Chelsea and they rolled into town singing:

"We''ve got Abramovitch, you''ve got a drunken bitch"

Our response was

"We''ve got a supercook, you''ve got a Russian crook"

 

[jeagle 0]

Sunday, Monday Habib Beye,

Tuesday, Wednesday Habib Beye,

Thursday Friday, Habib Beye,

Rockin all week for youuuuuu

 

Also,

Put your hands up, put your hand up, put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he loves this city.

 

I have seen loads of these funny ones but can''t always remember the best ones.

[InLambertWeTrust! 0]

''SACK THE BOARD SACK THE BOARD SACK THE BOARD'' is a favourite along with...''we want delia out, we want delia out''

[I am a Banana 0]

safris old song!!

cant remember lyrics though!

[Captain Fantastic 0]

And here we go and here we go and here we go

Youssefs better than Ronaldinho

Here we gooooooo

Moraccan all over the world!

[Clean Shirt 0]

Im sorry but who is gonna sack the board? I really hate it when we sing this, for a start it is physically impossible.

[Romantic 0]

[quote user="cartojal"]brendan, ohh brendan, brendan is a bore , who likes sniffin'' whoreeessssssss[/quote]You know what you''re doing here don''t you? You''re bullying. I''ve noticed your other posts too. All pretty horrible. What''s your agenda with Brendan? Don''t start on him until you have something constructive to say eh? Proper childish!

[Barclay Kid 0]

[quote user="Dogger in Blue Square"]OTBC!!![/quote]

Beats All! [:P]

[Davness 0]

"There''s only two Andy Gorams" is a classic!

[canaries 0]

[quote user="Romantic"][quote user="cartojal"]brendan, ohh brendan, brendan is a bore , who likes sniffin'' whoreeessssssss[/quote]You know what you''re doing here don''t you? You''re bullying. I''ve noticed your other posts too. All pretty horrible. What''s your agenda with Brendan? Don''t start on him until you have something constructive to say eh? Proper childish![/quote]

Shut it

[Brendo 0]

Norwich, where you from ay?

 

And :

Man Utd used to sing:

Viva Ronaldooo, Viva Ronaldoooooooo

When hes running down the wing, you hear united sing, Viva Ronaldoooooo

 

We should sing:

Viva Hoolahan, Viva Hoolahan

When hes running down the wing, you hear the Norwich sing, viva hoooooooooooolahan.

 

and yeah, stop bullying me. [:''(]

[Nexus_Canary 1,206]

Viva Mark Librais all i can say to that !!After posts like this and a Semi picture you desrve to be bullied in all honesty :(sorry dude :(

[Brendo 0]

So i assume we used to sing that instead.

What is wrong with people man, mooooooooooooooody wan*ers??

[Croydon Canary 0]

We,re shit and we know we are,we,re shit and we know we are.

Or

We,ve got Abramovich,we,ve got Abramovich ;you,ve got the drunken bitch,you;ve got the drunken bitch.

[0 0]

[quote user="glove1"]

to any of the big 4.....

 

WE SUPPORT OUR LOCAL TEAM

[/quote]thats a pathetic chant.

[(Northern) Irish Canary 48]

Often sang at Northern Ireland games in honour of King David (Healy):

Away in a manger,
No crib for His bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down His sweet head

The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where......HEALY! HEALY! HEALY! (Replacing "He lay", obviously)

[Excited Canary 19]

I know especially as he is only 15...poor Brendan! :)

[Cestrian Canary 0]

To the tune of ''Rewind'' by Artful Dodger and Craig David and sang to Van Persie in the aftermath of being accused of assault:

''Van-Per-Sie, when the girl says no, molest her!''

[Excited Canary 19]

^^ I was meaning to quote Romantics comment.

[Brendo 0]

Norwich, i thought you were 14 [:P] where you live btw?? [:)] much love xxx

[Excited Canary 19]

Arggh, I meant that post above to be talking about my other post! CONFUSED

[Excited Canary 19]

[quote user="Brendan"]

Norwich, where you from ay?

 

And :

Man Utd used to sing:

Viva Ronaldooo, Viva Ronaldoooooooo

When hes running down the wing, you hear united sing, Viva Ronaldoooooo

 

We should sing:

Viva Hoolahan, Viva Hoolahan

When hes running down the wing, you hear the Norwich sing, viva hoooooooooooolahan.

 

and yeah, stop bullying me. [:''(]

[/quote]

Nottinghamshire.